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Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

Posted on: February 16, 2010 11:04 am
 
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February Scoreboard
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6. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#1- On average, 63% of viewers turn the volume off when watching a gyrating Shakira on TV. More accurately however, is the fact that 100% of males and 90% of lesbians are a fan of the mute button during her performances.
#1- Boy Shakira accidentally discovered a new form of self pleasure while performing on stage. "Tucking it back", while wearing such tight clothes, being a little "excited" and bending at just the right angle has the Vegas performer "not likely to leave the house for awhile"...



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

3) Jerry is Stephen's ultimate wingman when hooking up the chicks.




Since: Jan 8, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

1. Yup, if I lean way back, I think I can see my talent under that table...wait, no that's just some gum.

2. Is Kenny Sky-Walker still in the slam dunk contest?

3. How about you back off my court unless your interested in buying the Knicks football boy.

4. Crown Royal announces their new NASCAR slogan, "4 out of 5 NASCAR fans said they would drink Crown Royal if they could afford it."

5. Cage match - Skakira's outfit vs. her talent - which has less to offer?



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

3) "That's beauuutiful.  What is that?  Velvet?"



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#5 - "Ummm, yes Ms. Shakira. Now that you're safely in the cage, can you please face the other direction and then bend over like your picking up a pencil? Great!! Now do it again but look back at me seductively and lick your lips at the same time. Awesome!! Now can you do it all again in a Hooters uniform?"



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

1)  It's amazing how Shakira folds when feeling the heat.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

4) The first two hundred thousands fans that drink responsibly at Daytona get a free bottle of Crown.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 1:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

2) This was Jerry Jones way of telling everyone that the Death Star was fully operational.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 1:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

5) Kimbo Slice finally agrees to this MMA cage fight on the condition she would cut her nails. 



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 1:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

3) David shows Jerry how a certain lotion from Bath & Bodyworks can make his hands look female-like even after 500 handshakes a day.


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