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Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

Posted on: February 16, 2010 11:04 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. ktopp24 7
2. D2Moo 6
3. kmvenne 5
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. Chants Fan 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 1:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

5.  Ktopp was hired to test the strength of the new Dancer Cages.  With Mandy safely inside, the test proved to be successful for the manufacture.  However when an oiled up Turkish Bodybuilder was placed inside, Ktopp tore thru the bars like cardboard.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 1:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

1.  Shakira was getting a bit irratated at her crew for hanging the mic so low.  But little did she know, they had the "box" seats off to the right.

2.  Darth Vader filed a formal protest with the league stating that the giant jumbotron hanging over center court at Cowboys Stadium was too low for him to land his shuttle.  Guess its not just punters. 

3.  David Stern was none too pleased with Jerry Jones' comment that in 16 games, his Cowboys scored more points than the Nets.

4.  In yet another NASCAR rule change at Daytona, drivers were required to blow a .13 before being allowed onto the track. 

4.  The spokesman for Donte Stallworth Racing announces their new sponsor. 

5.  After watching Shark Week on discovery channel yet again, several gentelmen's club owners started using similar cages to keep their employees safe. 



Since: Dec 21, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 1:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

2- American Airlines arena security showing everyone what they found in the locker rooms.

3 - "Ha, ha, touch me again David and I'll kill you. Ha, ha"




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

Wow, Joe.  You started two for two today.  Guess that 4 day weekend didn't help you as much as one would think Undecided.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#1 - It's always been customary for men to bring at least 6 changes of underwear to a Shakira concert.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#2 - It wasn't because they are good with a laser cannon or know how to manipulate the ways of the force that the NBA hired stormtroopers as security personnel. It was because ever since the fall of the Empire, stormtroopers have just been wandering around the universe with nothing to do.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

4. Fred abruptly stops laughing moments later, when he finds out the hard way that his old friend Midas WASN'T kidding when he said that everything he touches turns into gold.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

5. Stripper poles are the new Lays potato chip.  Betcha can't have just one.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#3 - At a "Where are they now?" event, Yoda and Emporer Palpatine exchange cell phone numbers.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2010 12:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

4. "No No No... This is not a type of beer. Boone's Farm!? No... it's nothing like Boone's Farm. Yes... it is more expensive then Coors Light. You're killing me, NASCAR fans!"


3. After hours of arguing over which league has the worse image problem, David Stern finally resorts to a slap fight.



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