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Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

Posted on: February 17, 2010 11:12 am
Edited on: February 17, 2010 4:36 pm
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. kmvenne 7
1. ktopp24 7
2. D2Moo 6
3. wetookthebait 4
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. frisagoat 1
6. Chants Fan 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Mar 12, 2008
Posted on: February 20, 2010 10:27 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations


1 - Rev Jackson: Can you beleive the money the Raiders gave janikowski?
Steve nash: wow with money like that I could buy a comb

2 - Wow I drive at break neck speeds and the Raiders gave him how much for kicking a ball?

3 - Soon I expect he'll run for governorship of cawlifornia...after all he has the money

4 - Thank you thank you, after negotiating with the Raiders my clients bought me this lovely statue to comemorate how overpaid and talentless they are

5 - Hoping the raiders will hire them for a half time show, pedro and his friends kept on practicing

 



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 18, 2010 8:34 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

skinsinsk
5) Not Pictured: Ktopp wearing a singlet holding a large jar of oil.
See, I told you. Just put my name in a caption and it's an automatic win!!! Your welcome skin.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 17, 2010 11:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

Hoosier Mick
1) "Um... you do realize I'm a white Canadian playing in the NBA, right? You don't have to explain. I can relate."

ktopp24
#2 - Danica gives a very confused look to her crew chief when he explains that there isn't a place in the car for her make-up mirror to go.

Strictly Butta
#3- All Spike Lee had wanted to know was where the hot dog man was but Arnold instinctively screamed, "BEHIND YOOOOOOU!"

weetookthebait
4. When the would-be thief took the golden statue from its pedestal at the museum, an invisible force field was instantly created, thwarting the attempted robbery.

skinsinsk
5) Not Pictured: Ktopp wearing a singlet holding a large jar of oil.



BuccinGator
Limericks:

1) There once was a mna from D.C.
    Who was just 'bout as silly as could be
    He sought to rub paws
    With those who could vote for his cause
    But as a Canuck, Steve couldn't help Jesse

2) There once was a woman racing open wheel
    Who thought NASCAR was a much better deal
    But her ferocity burns
    As she makes only left turns
    And crashes with her usual zeal

3) There once was a Hollywood director
    Who was courtside to see his favorite Laker
    But much to his fright
    On that fateful night
    Next to him was the governator

4) There once was a suit from Decatur
    Who's attendance at work would not waiver
    His award, a statue grotesque
    That would sit on his desk
    And constanly remind him of Lord Vader

5) There once was a team that would juggle
    But clumsy and inept they would struggle
    "It's magic we need!"
    But in their haste and their greed
    Hired just an ordinary muggle

February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 8
1. Strictly Butta 8
1. BuccinGator 8
2. kmvenne 7
3. D2Moo 6
4. wetookthebait 5
5. Beevillain 3
5. skinsinsk 3
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. teets3 2
7. coctopus 1
7. frisagoat 1
7. Chants Fan 1
7. magicandbird 1
7. Hoosier Mick 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 17, 2010 11:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

Tonight's hopefully not too late theme:  Now, what is it exactly.......

1.  Steve, looking at Jesse's once trim waistline, now large, and looking at JJ's fine threads had to ask, "Jesse, now what is it exactly you do to earn a living these days?"

2.  Danica, in a moment of panic before the race asks. "Now what is it exactly that I do to avoid wrecking the bosses car?"

3.  Arnold, in a sumg yet determined moment had to ask Spike, "Mr. Lee, now what is it exactly that makes you proud of the Yankees Championships before Jackie Robinson integrated baseball?"

4.  Brian Waters, at his award ceremony with the NFL, gives a half-ass wave at his new GM Scott Pioli whom he had a pre season tiff with. He weakly smiles and thinks to himself, "Now what is it exactly you were so freakin' busy with you couldn't talk to me about my chartiable work in KC?  Now I'm Man of the Year baby."

5.  D2 looks at this picture and thinks, man, now what is it exactly they're doing with those Indian clubs besides threatening one another.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 17, 2010 11:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

Nah.  I'm divorced.  So Danica, if you are out there, I'm available.  At least you know I have a sense of humor (or wait, that's what girls say about ugly guys). In this world... If you don't have a sense of humor, you ain't got much. Wink




Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 17, 2010 9:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

2. A bewildered Danica Patrick wonders who uploaded the Jill Sobule song "I Kissed a Girl" onto her I-Pod.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 17, 2010 8:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

Seriously though... Has Gator's old lady been in our midst this whole time?Nah.  I'm divorced.  So Danica, if you are out there, I'm available.  At least you know I have a sense of humor (or wait, that's what girls say about ugly guys).



Since: Feb 28, 2008
Posted on: February 17, 2010 8:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

Photo 1 - Jesse and Steve engage in a stare-off before the big game

Photo 2 - "What, there aren't any tampons in the garage"

Photo 3 - "Spike, you need to PUMP-UP!!!"

Photo 4 - "I am the Man, yes, I am the Man"

Photo 5 - The Iranian Goofy Ball Team practice in relative obscurity

HDaddy



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 17, 2010 6:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

4. When the would-be thief took the golden statue from its pedestal at the museum, an invisible force field was instantly created, thwarting the attempted robbery.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 17, 2010 6:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

5. To build bicep muscles, these Mexican athletes now hold a 40 pound weight in each hand as they do the Hokey Pokey.  Here, they put their right arm (and 40 pound weight) in.


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