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Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

Posted on: March 4, 2010 11:02 am
 
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March scoreboard
1) skinsinsk - 4
2) kmvenne - 3
3) D2Moo - 2
3) BuccinGator - 2
3) River_Rat - 2
4) WarpedMind - 1
4) Yanks1in99 - 1
4) wetookthebait - 1
4) huachuca - 1
4) momluvsfootball - 1


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 8, 2010 10:43 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

I am enjoying the photo caption contest.  Lots of laughs and pictures of people and events I'm not familiar with.  Some of them are funnier when you know what they are about.  So I looked up Ashley Cole.  HE is a star soccer player in England who looks kind of like the man wearing the t-shirt.  He has become famous as a married man accused of being involved in multiple sexual exploits.  I guess he is the English version of Tiger Woods.  A couple of the English tabloid papers even accused him of being involved in a homosexual orgy involving soccer players.  They had to retract their stories about that alleged orgy and pay him an undisclosed pile of cash.   Anyway that's what the t-shirt is about.  LOL Haha... I did the same thing. Google is definitely you're friend if you're hoping to get all the references.



Since: Feb 26, 2009
Posted on: March 8, 2010 8:34 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

1.Dude where is the tee

2.I never said I wont

3.AHHH did someone fart

4.I,m dislocating my stomach

5.pick up the speed




Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: March 5, 2010 10:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

1) PGA ofiicials are testing ideas on how to keep Tiger honest.
2) Dude...yes you have!!!3) Ahh, the smell of men in the spring air...Gloooriouuus!
4) "Mmmm...Did I do thaaaatt?"
5) I have GOT to renegotiate my contract!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: March 5, 2010 6:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

Hey everybody!  Don't miss the Friday contest guest judged by yours truly!!!



Man, I'm going to have to work hard to try to pull down my 5th straight second place finish.  Lot's of good submissions this month.  Good newbies like v-man and hauacha (I know I misspelled that somehow) and returning veterans like Warped and Momluvs.



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: March 5, 2010 5:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game







#3-  Hi i'm Rasheed Wallace, I like monkeys and Technical fouls!

#5 - Woooo!!! That was a hard day of sitting in the dugout!! (I'm saying this because it Jason LaRue na dhe rarely plays)

 



      
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Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: March 5, 2010 10:28 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

I am enjoying the photo caption contest.  Lots of laughs and pictures of people and events I'm not familiar with.  Some of them are funnier when you know what they are about.  So I looked up Ashley Cole.  HE is a star soccer player in England who looks kind of like the man wearing the t-shirt.  He has become famous as a married man accused of being involved in multiple sexual exploits.  I guess he is the English version of Tiger Woods.  A couple of the English tabloid papers even accused him of being involved in a homosexual orgy involving soccer players.  They had to retract their stories about that alleged orgy and pay him an undisclosed pile of cash.   Anyway that's what the t-shirt is about.  LOL



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 5, 2010 12:29 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game


River_Rat
1.  But Fred wasn't smart enough to yell stop to a blindfolded Al when the ball fell off the tee.  He waved as he tried to fix it, and was launched in Bugs Bunny-esque fashion head first into the cup.


WarpedMind
2. With nuts that small, is it any wonder?


Yanks1in99
3 - The Cardinals look mighty confused as their fearless leader breaks out in song during practice. 
      "The hills are alive.....with the sound of music"

River_Rat
4.  Come on man....I know its addicting.....but you don't have to do the chicken dance everytime they play the song.

weetookthebait
5. The second string catcher for St Louis didn't know how to react when the driver of the golf cart suddenly blurted out, "Oh, Miss Daisy, yesterday, while you was out visitin', I went and ate a can of your salmon."

D2Moo
Today, it's all about me.  My wife says it's my favorite subject.

1.  My experience with the Stevie Wonder golf Academy helped me realize two things about golf.  One is I should never wear white on a golf course, I'm too hefty.  Two is I play just as well blindfolded as I do normally. 

2.  Ashley Cole got mad at me because I was over one night and devoured all the pecan halves.  Therefore, I did not get to sleep with her nuts.  She got to sleep with mine though.  I still had a jar of planters in my coat pocket.

3.  My only day as a football coach.  Told the men I'd break out in song if they didn't do grass drills well.  My team didn't and when I broke out into a rousing version of Pink Floyd's Pigs on the Wing, they all transfered to another school at once.

4.  My basketball coaching wasn't any more successful.  When my players made fun of me because I kept telling them to suck it up and play hard late in games, I tried to get the GM to trade them.  They traded me instead.....to the Nets.

5.  My last job in life will be a simple one.  Ah, the golden years in Florida.  Driving around in a golf cart, being around spitting, swearing baseball players is a good life.  Yes sir teliing millionaire athletes what an old man thinks of them and how much harder we had it sounds like a great occupation for an old geezer like I'm going to be.

March scoreboard
1) skinsinsk - 4
1) River_Rat - 4
2) kmvenne - 3
2) D2Moo - 3
3) BuccinGator - 2
3) WarpedMind - 2
3) Yanks1in99 - 2
3) wetookthebait - 2
5) huachuca - 1
5) momluvsfootball - 1




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: March 4, 2010 11:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game


5) What looks to be a catcher going to the bullpen is actually just some average job wearing the required safety precautions of all people riding in the back of a Toyota golf cart, to prevent injuries from sudden acceleration or faulty breaking.


Lets try this as....


5) What looks to be a catcher going to the bullpen is actually just some average guy wearing the required safety precautions of all people riding in the back of a Toyota golf cart, to prevent injuries from sudden acceleration or faulty breaking.

 Because Lord forbid another hack Toyota joke from me gets tripped up due to the wrong word choice...



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: March 4, 2010 11:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

1) Sam and Ian plan to choose the last member of the 2012 European Ryder Cup Team the old fashioned way... hazing.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2010 8:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Improving my golf game

1. Terry (left) hangs his head dejectedly, having run up the hill toward the ISPS banner, erroneously thinking that the sign was for a vendor selling "CRISPS."


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