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Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

Posted on: March 9, 2010 10:40 am
 
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March scoreboard
1) River_Rat - 6
2) kmvenne - 5
3) D2Moo - 4
3) skinsinsk - 4
4) BuccinGator - 2
4) WarpedMind - 2
4) Yanks1in99 - 2
4) wetookthebait - 2
5) huachuca - 1
5) momluvsfootball - 1
5) Sirius-1 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 10, 2010 11:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

No that's fine, it really doesn't matter either way. I just don't want anybody coming back and saying "Hey I might have won if...". Does that mean you are eligible on your off days? Because a couple of yours would have won on my judging days had I known this. Nah... leave me out. Getting those shout-outs when I nail one is good enough for me. Laughing



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: March 10, 2010 4:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

No that's fine, it really doesn't matter either way. I just don't want anybody coming back and saying "Hey I might have won if...". Does that mean you are eligible on your off days? Because a couple of yours would have won on my judging days had I known this.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 10, 2010 12:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

I don't see any reason you can't snag a few points on your off days. Unless you'd rather not be eligible?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: March 10, 2010 1:33 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!


i thought i wasn't eligible for capable of points......
Fixed.

Who's the judge tomorrow? Rat? Whew.....thought I might have stepped on the wrong toes for a second!







Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: March 10, 2010 12:59 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

ktopp24
#4 - When Ozzie couldn't get his juice box open, he resorted to just drinking it "vampire-style".

i thought i wasn't eligible for points......



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 10, 2010 12:12 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

Great job, WarpedMind!

lakers2408
1.  Blonde #1 "Wow, look all the people in jail"
Blonde # 2 " Oh EM GEE"
Black Haired woman "I love being the smart one"

WarpedMind
2.  "You hold the buns, man.  I'll take the legs, thank you very much."

D2Moo
3.  Rappin' Mr. Moto,
     Down at Benihana.
     Cookin' up some rhymes
     With a hoopster prima donna.

ktopp24
#4 - When Ozzie couldn't get his juice box open, he resorted to just drinking it "vampire-style".

WarpedMind
5.  "No lie, man.  The doobies were so big you had to smoke 'em with your pinkies sticking out like this."



WarpedMind
Not-so-famous last words, captured on film:

1.  "These new Hooters outfits are great!"
2.  "Warpy, meet Mike Freeman.  Mikey, meet Warped Mind."
3.  "Now it's time to kick it up a notch."
4.  "I can almost taste post-season play this year."
5.  "Trust me, LeBron.  We'll do a lot better if you let me handle the rock."


March scoreboard
1) River_Rat - 6
2) kmvenne - 5
2) WarpedMind - 5
2) D2Moo - 5
3) skinsinsk - 4
4) BuccinGator - 2
4) Yanks1in99 - 2
4) wetookthebait - 2
5) huachuca - 1
5) lakers2408 - 1
5) ktopp24 - 1
5) momluvsfootball - 1
5) Sirius-1 - 1



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: March 9, 2010 8:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

Latest diet crazes:

1) These beauties go on the prison diet, and easily slide through the bars to freedom within 3 days.

2) The "hot dog" diet allows players to make more reverse windmill jams to end up on SportsCenter.

3) The Japanese Steakhouse diet.  Makes you think "Mr. Roboto" is actually qorth putting in your I-pod.  Domo arigato.

4) The Childproof packaging diet.  Increases the fiber in your diet by upping the amount of packaging you consume by 25%.

5) The LeBronade diet.  Advertised to be zero calories.



Since: Jan 2, 2010
Posted on: March 9, 2010 8:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

1 If my butt falls asleep will it keep me up all night?
2 This wiener has no relish!
3 Thats Two egg foo young with house fried rice .
4 What tha hell Ozzie's chokin on his nut sack again
5 Extenz tha prick n roll



Since: Jan 8, 2008
Posted on: March 9, 2010 6:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

5. "Brag all you want. But, seriously.... I was reading Cosmo , and they said it was all about the girth."

Thats a good one Joe



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: March 9, 2010 6:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

1.  Scientist have announced the discovery of a new species today.  The Jailbaitious-sixteenwillgetyoutwent

yish. 

2.  Notre Dame fans retort to the talk that they suck weiners.  "No, we eat weiners......ah wait....don't print that."

3. The Far East meets the East Coast at Philly Cheese Sushi.

4. Many wondered what became of Eric Cartman after he grew up and left South Park.

5.  Alright, you win the bet.  I still can't believe you got 20,000 people to wear a Snuggie.



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