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Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

Posted on: March 29, 2010 11:10 am
 
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March scoreboard
1) River_Rat - 18
2) BuccinGator - 14
3) kmvenne - 13
4) WarpedMind - 10
5) D2Moo - 8
6) wetookthebait - 6
7) skinsinsk - 4
7) Mr. Mo-Chi - 4
8) huachuca - 3
9) Yanks1in99 - 2
9) cubufffan1 - 2
9) Train Derailer 2
9) lakers2408 - 2
10) ktopp24 - 1
10) LC18chinaman - 1
10) momluvsfootball - 1
10) cubufffan1 - 1
10) Sirius-1 - 1
10) Meat Supply - 1
10) jtothed - 1
10) jruss445 - 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 11:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

It was a little thin today, as is typically the case at the end of the month, but there were still a lot of great sets and a lot of great entries for No. 3. Nice job guys! Laughing

kmvenne
1) Already dressing to show just how excited they are about heading to Turkey for a week full of oil wrestling viewing, ktopp and his friends find ways to even have fun in the airport.

River_Rat
2. And tattooed on his chest, Buddha 3:16.

BuccinGator
3) Kim: "When I grow up, I want to be a cougar.  Rowrr!!!"

River_Rat
4.  Lisa wasn't the best bowler in the league, but she did have a unique delivery.

kmvenne
5) Being one of those jerks that starts driving backwards in Mario Kart 64 once I fall behind in an effort to wreck other people, I can totally relate with this guy's strategy.

Mr. Mo-Chi
TV and movie characters in need of work.
1) Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 auditions to be the new police officer in The Village People.
2) "The Donger" from 16 Candles still hasn't come to terms that his career ended a while ago.
3) Look at that blonde spectator keep a straight face, as Kim Kardashian tries to convince her, that she should be taken more seriously as an artist.
4) Just please tell me that's not Will Ferrell giving everyone a preview of Blades of Glory II.
5) Recently fueled by a string of losses, an F1 driver resorts to old tactics, back when he was a car chasing hencheman in the James Bond movies.

March scoreboard
1) River_Rat - 20
2) BuccinGator - 15
2) kmvenne - 15
3) WarpedMind - 10
4) D2Moo - 8
5) wetookthebait - 6
6) Mr. Mo-Chi - 5
7) skinsinsk - 4
8) huachuca - 3
9) Yanks1in99 - 2
9) cubufffan1 - 2
9) Train Derailer 2
9) lakers2408 - 2
10) ktopp24 - 1
10) LC18chinaman - 1
10) momluvsfootball - 1
10) cubufffan1 - 1
10) Sirius-1 - 1
10) Meat Supply - 1
10) jtothed - 1
10) jruss445 - 1




Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: March 29, 2010 9:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

1.  Night shift roll call at the Reno Sheriff's Department.
2.  As a rebellious teenager, the John 3:16 guy's grandson started his own religion.
3.  "You're used to watching the Lakers.  It's 5 fouls and you're out in college basketball you dope."
4.  If you can do this, you can be the the goalie on your high school hockey team.
5.  The police laser caught a rookie driver going below the minimum speed.  When you go that slow, it looks like you're going backwards.


3.  "No really,  Michigan State and Butler were both 5 seeds."



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 6:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

A redneck's view of the world......

1.  How a Dale Earnhardt Sr. fan sees Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Juan Pable Montoya, and Scott Speed.

2.  How a redneck views all foreign males, especially soccer fans and followers of Moby.

3.  Females can be rednecks too.  Here one tells her mom about how many cups of sugar she puts into her kids frosted flakes in the morning so they'll be hyper in school all day.  It's also how many shots of Jack Daniels she needs to get through her each one of her soaps.

4.  All a redneck can think of here is a joke involving balls, two cans of beer, and their dog.

5.  Regular race fans see a car spun around heading the wrong way.  A redneck sees a driver scaring the piss out of everyone as he takes a shortcut to the finish line. 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 6:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

I am staying at a rented house in Kissimmee just outside Orlando. But if Joe is willing, we can drive down to Margate and stay there for free. What do ya say Joe? Margate is one hell of a communte to wonderful world of Disney. But, hey, I do live on a golf course and have the beach nearby.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 6:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

1.  Putting the M back into YMCA?  I think not/

2.  Somehow, I don't think the Orential writing tattooed to his nipples is John 3:16.

3.  Kim Kardashian was so impressed with meeting D2Moo in Las Vegas she'd sign 5 more autographs for him.  She is still talking about the meeting.

4.  Alice almost killed the sport of Ice Yoga with her famous "Butterfly Freezing Its Ass Off" move.  She won all the time asd no one could duplicate the move, or wanted to for that matter.

5.  Phil wasn't nicknamed "Wrong Way" for nothing.  Dislexic drivers usually do poorly in any form in racing, F1 especially.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 4:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

Souvenir items ktopp hopes to take back to Wisconsin from his Florida vacation:

1) A 33 1/3 RPM album, "The Shinto People, Live at Nagasaki."

2) A Chinese tattoo for "defense" to proudly display at Packer/Badger games, only to receive one meaning "death" instead.

3) A picture of Kim Kardashian at Disney World he hopes he can sell to TMZ insinuating that she's switched teams since her most recent breakup with Reggie Bush.

4) One of those workout balls to help firm up his buns and thighs.

5) A genuine Green and Gold Number 12 F-1 car that he wants to race down I-94 backwards through Minneapolis with "Favre decided to retire, but his papers were picked off" on the side.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: March 29, 2010 4:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

Actually, I believe he is down this way somewhere. Should be easy enough to find him... those Wisconsonites are usually beet red and leaking Easy Cheese. Wink

I am staying at a rented house in Kissimmee just outside Orlando. But if Joe is willing, we can drive down to Margate and stay there for free. What do ya say Joe?



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 4:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

5.  Jeremy Mayfield's F1 debut gets off to an inauspicious start.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 3:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

I thought he was there in Ft. Lauderdale with you doing required training. Actually, I believe he is down this way somewhere. Should be easy enough to find him... those Wisconsonites are usually beet red and leaking Easy Cheese. Wink



Since: Mar 6, 2007
Posted on: March 29, 2010 3:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Villiage People on break

1) Larry the Cable Guy visits the Village People. Hilarity Ensues.

2) The Truffle Shuffle. You're doing it wrong.

3) "That's how big MY sunglasses are."

4) This is what happens when the French go to bowling alleys.

5) "These guys are all driving the wrong way. I am so going to win."


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