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Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

Posted on: April 1, 2010 10:56 am
Edited on: April 2, 2010 12:16 am
 
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April Scoreboard
No scores yet.

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2009
Posted on: April 2, 2010 8:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

1.  What? Tiger's not playing? I guess he is really fully "rehabbed" now.

3. I want YOU to play for the Hawks.

5. I guess golf got too boring without Tiger.  Now they're getting Donald Trump involved.  Good thing Tiger's back for the Masters, or else the PGA might have gotten more celebrities.  How ironic would "The Charles Barkley PGA Tournament" be?



Since: Jan 2, 2010
Posted on: April 2, 2010 10:27 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

1 No really it's just mousse!
2  Check out the new Vegas thrill ride slash casino
3   Iwish  he would ,I'll take  that duster and his blade.
4  Tommy Chong's  new design fresh from the joint.
5  I'm Donald Trump and you're NOT!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 2, 2010 12:43 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

Great sets by Rat and BigBlu... Definitely could have got the point on most days. See you guys on Monday... I'm thinking about another retro day!

wetookthebait
1. These gals shouldn't be on the Golf Channel.  They raise the average golfer's "stroke count" by 25.

BuccinGator
2) Coming summer of 2011 in Dubai, M.C. Escher World.

BigBluMasochist
3. Every April Fool's Day, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird likes to scare the crap out of his archnemeses - Snap, Crackle & Pop - by posing as the Grim Reaper claiming victory Cocoa Puffs over Cocoa Krispies.

BigBluMasochist
4. Sure it took a team of Surgeons, 14 hours of surgery and a Ford pickup with a tow chain to remove it - but as Bruce and his partner Sven always say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, then who CAN you laugh at!"

kmvenne
5) Since Donald Trump's DSRL clone had his voice box malfunction, he can only communicate in thumbs up/down gestures and by a Morse code transmitter that is hidden deep underneath the toupee.


cubufffan1
Voice mail from the boss....

1. Bill, Bill, pick up Bill. Listen we gotta get that hole in the riser fixed before the beauty queens show up. I think the union guys left it there so they can look up the girls dresses. Make sure nobody's underneath there. I just tried to call Al and he didn't answer. Where the hell is everybody?
2. Fred, this is George. Fred you really screwed the pooch on this one. You had the plans upside down. UPSIDE DOWN FRED! I've really got a lot of ass-kissing to sell this thing now. How am I going to convince them that the toilets are supposed to be on the ceiling? Call me back.
3. Allright! Who was the genius that decided the mascot should dress up as Death on the same night we have our "If your over 100 years of age your tickets $1.00" night. The constant use of the defibrillator alone cost us thousands. This is worse than your "Al Jolsen Blackface Night". I want you to get to the bottom of this!
4. Frank, listen I just got off the phone with the boss and he wasn't happy. You understand that they paid us 1.2 Billion for this design. BILLION Frank. The boss saw the press conference and let me tell you, he was not happy with the constant use of the word "Suckers". They aren't suckers Frank, they are clients.
5. Hi Donald, this is Donald. Keep up the good work big guy, you're doing great. People love you.



April Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist - 2
2. wetookthebait - 1
2. BuccinGator - 1
2. kmvenne - 1
2. cubufffan - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 1, 2010 11:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY. It's been too long... what's up everybody? BigBlu comes back on the first of the month... that's almost enough to make me sing a Bone Thugz song!

Welcome back, buddy. Wink



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: April 1, 2010 11:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

Famous political quotes first coined by fictional characters:

1. "So my fellow Americans - ask not what they could gently do to you, but what you could do to gain entry! Giggity-giggity! Allllright..." - Glenn Quagmire

2. "Mr. Wally... TEAR DOWN THIS ROLLER COASTER!" - Clark W. Griswold

3. "A sign of progress is a dog - I say a dog who has been dead ten or fifteen years." - Foghorn Leghorn

4. "The only thing we have to fear, is Jodie Dallas with this metal thingamajig and a tube of cocoa butter!" - Burt Campbell (SOAP)

5. "I served with Arthur Fonzarelli, I knew Arthur Fonzarelli. Arthur Fonzarelli was a friend of mine. Chairman, you're no Arthur Fonzarelli" - Richie Cunningham



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 1, 2010 10:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY. It's been too long... what's up everybody?Welcome back, BigBlu.  Waaaaay to long.  kmvenne still rules.  Butta came back to take February and has disappeared again.  I have six straight second place finishes, and ktopp24 is judging on Mondays and Wednesdays (when he's not here in Florida on vacation).  Great to see you again!



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: April 1, 2010 10:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY. It's been too long... what's up everybody?




2. Artists have been known to generously donate personal items for exhibit at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; after years of negotiations, Mick Jagger finally agreed to donate his favorite 'crazy straw'. 

3. Every April Fool's Day, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird likes to scare the crap out of his archnemeses - Snap, Crackle & Pop - by posing as the Grim Reaper claiming victory Cocoa Puffs over Cocoa Krispies.

4. Sure it took a team of Surgeons, 14 hours of surgery and a Ford pickup with a tow chain to remove it - but as Bruce and his partner Sven always say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, then who CAN you laugh at!" 

5. Another Wednesday, another successful pube frosting by Enzo's barbershop. 



Since: Jan 20, 2008
Posted on: April 1, 2010 9:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

  1. No wonder Kelli is so nervous around Sir Nick Faldo, these girls are going to take her place behind and underneath the desk.     
    2.  "See what happens to The Del Mar Fair since California legalized pot!"      
    ;  3.  "I don't care who he is, if he doesn't sit down, I am going to kick his butt!"     4.  "We got paid for this.  A doodle on a cocktail napkin in a Vegas strip club."      
    ; 5.  Why can't we have "Ivanka Trump's Fabulous Everything" instead Mr. Trump?     Foot in mouth



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: April 1, 2010 9:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

3. All other options exhausted, Emperor Palpatine tries to use the Grim Reaper's sickle to remove the oversized fortune cookie that Darth Vader had super-glued to his face as a practical joke.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: April 1, 2010 9:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tiger bait

2. The site of the World's largest corkscrew has become a cult mecca of sorts, though nobody can produce a wine bottle large enough for it to be useful.


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