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Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

Posted on: April 8, 2010 10:41 am
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April Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist - 5
2. kmvenne - 4
3. BuccinGator - 3
3. River_Rat - 3
4. wetookthebait - 2
4. skinsinsk -2
5. cubufffan - 1
5. huachuca - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
5. Sportsologist5 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: April 9, 2010 8:46 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

Hey if Buc can do it, so can I....




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: April 9, 2010 12:01 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

April Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist - 5
1. kmvenne - 5
2. BuccinGator - 3
2. River_Rat - 3
3. wetookthebait - 2
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
3. skinsinsk -2
3. huachuca - 2
4. cubufffan - 1
4. ktopp24 - 1
4. jtothed - 1
4. WarpedMind - 1
4. D2Moo - 1
4. Sportsologist5 - 1
See Buc, I told you if you just wait a day or 2, you'll be back in 2nd place. Right where you belong.



Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: April 8, 2010 11:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

#4 It's like a shell game for Tiger clones. The one who picks the ball with the Tiger "T" gets to do all his interviews this year.

#1 How about when we finish up on the course we go over to Tigers and put in some quality time with him and Joselyn?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 8, 2010 11:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

D2Moo
     1.  Jack:  Hey Arnie, what's that tea and lemonade recipe again.
     Arnie:  It's half lemonade, half brewed ice tea, and half gin.
     Gary:  Arnie, that's three halves.  That doesn't add up right.
     Arnie:  Well, I am gatting a little old and five out of four persons    &nbs
p; in America have trouble with fractions you know.
     Gary:  No doubt.

Mr. Mo-Chi
2) Either listing a phone number seems a little classier, or, "Light gray Honda Civic, second row from the back, 3rd spot from the left of the median. Blink your lights twice and use the password Bluberry Pancakes" didn't fit at the bottom of the sign.

jtothed
3) Looking at their current ranking in the Eastern Conference, the Pacers ordered these "We're No. 10" foam fingers for their last home game of the year.

huachuca
4.  Me, Myself and Irene posed for this picture on the Augusta National practice green, but the board of directors made them crop out Irene because they don't want women to get the idea they can play there.

ktopp24
#5 - Ahhhh...finally a sport has been created for those poor unfortunate souls born half human, half bicycle.

kmvenne
Scientific studies on these famous nursery rhyme characters

1) The effect of golf on the Three Blind Mice, can they tell how boring it is?
2) Little Boy Blue, what else does he do when he needs money? (Yes, I just cribbed Andrew Dice Clay. So what?)
3) Rock-A-Bye Baby and the poor choices made during early adolescence when raised on a treetop.
4) Nat King Cole, how merry a soul is he after going to sex rehab and seeing tons of poor impostors of him sweep the nation?
5) Mother Goose, what other bat**** crazy ideas does she have that make no sense to anyone over 9 years old?


April Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist - 5
1. kmvenne - 5
2. BuccinGator - 3
2. River_Rat - 3
3. wetookthebait - 2
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
3. skinsinsk -2
3. huachuca - 2
4. cubufffan - 1
4. ktopp24 - 1
4. jtothed - 1
4. WarpedMind - 1
4. D2Moo - 1
4. Sportsologist5 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 8, 2010 10:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

Scientific studies on these famous nursery rhyme characters

1) The effect of golf on the Three Blind Mice, can they tell how boring it is?

2) Little Boy Blue, what else does he do when he needs money? (Yes, I just cribbed Andrew Dice Clay. So what?)

3) Rock-A-Bye Baby and the poor choices made during early adolescence when raised on a treetop.

4) Nat King Cole, how merry a soul is he after going to sex rehab and seeing tons of poor impostors of him sweep the nation?

5) Mother Goose, what other bat**** crazy ideas does she have that make no sense to anyone over 9 years old?



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 8, 2010 9:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

Hey guys.  I normally don't go around plugging things (especially my own), but I would appreciate everybody stopping by my blog as I try to restart one of the greatest things I was ever involved in, "The Worst Song Ever Tournament."  After what was one of the greatest NCAA tournaments of all time, and thinking of how badly I missed it, and the fact we never finished it, I decided to give it a try running it at my place on cbssports.com.  Here's the link to my blog.  Please stop by.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: April 8, 2010 5:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

2.  If you're in that much trouble, the last thing you need to do is go spend a bunch of money on jewelry from a guy hawking his wares from the trunk of a '89 Lincoln. 

3.  After seeing this picture, I'm glad Disney deep sixed the next installment of the Rick Moranis movies. "Honey I Shrunk the Mascot" would have been a big flop.

4.  Those Chinese knock offs just keep getting more realistic every day.  They're even knocking off Tiger, who at least didn't knock up any of his tryst partners.

5.  Man's quest for new sports and ways to suffer more debilitating injuries to arms, knees and the brain is never ending is it?



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: April 8, 2010 5:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

Shamless corpoate plugs enter D2's captions.  Hey, I got to make a buck somehow.

1.  Arnie asks Jack and Gary if they use Quaker State every time they change the oil in their Cadillac's.  Arnie gets committed to Two Rivers Hospital for a complete mental evaluation.

2.  Nope, he definitely didn't get it from Jared's.  I bet he hates Steven Singer also. 

3.  Definitely an Allstate good hands moment.  A little Gold Bond might smooth out those large rough hands as well.

4.  Nike even ponied up in Asia to sponsor a Tiger look a like contest.  The winner got a Kia Sedona.  Second place, pictured here with the winner as well, recieved a gift certificate to Wal-Mart.  too bad it's a 13 hour flight on American Airlines to the nearest one thay will accept the gift card.

5.  Nice Adidas shirts.  Glad to see those Goodyear tires really grip the Bella wood court provided by Lumber Liquidators.

Why is everyone telling me the check's in the mail?




Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 8, 2010 5:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

"Old School" takes over the captions

1) "I clooose myyyy eyes / Only for a moment but the moment's gone ... All we are is dust in the wind."

2) "And I need you now tonight / I f---ing need you more than ever."

3) "You're my boy, Blue!"

4) "We're goin' streaking!"

5) "I like you... but you're crazy, man."



I have yet another alternate for No. 4, but in the interest of being less vulgar, just think of what Frank the Tank says after taking the beer bong.



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 8, 2010 5:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Tee it up!

4. Still no word on whether this is the first or last thing women see when hooking up with Tiger Woods.


...allegedly.


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