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Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

Posted on: April 12, 2010 10:56 am
 
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April Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist - 5
1. kmvenne - 5
2. BuccinGator - 3
2. River_Rat - 3
3. wetookthebait - 2
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
3. skinsinsk -2
3. huachuca - 2
4. cubufffan - 1
4. ktopp24 - 1
4. jtothed - 1
4. WarpedMind - 1
4. D2Moo - 1
4. Sportsologist5 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: April 13, 2010 9:25 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

# 1  Remember, all these are my toy cars. You can look, but don't touch. And there will be no entering my mini pit areas or hobnobbing with my drivers. They will be eaten after the race and must be kept clean and wholesome to remain tasty.

# 2 I want you to know that again this year no one qualified but us. We have been here at the Masters for so many years now that we know every inch of this course. We continue to control the leaderboard and win all the big money!

#3  If I just sit here quietly and face forward, no one will think I even know George. He is here again in his favorite pair of bargain jeans and cheapo sports jacket.

#4 Hey, are they looking over at me?  Don't look. They are looking at me, no doubt. My facial hair is better groomed than yours, my bod is more appealing and everyone knows that blue trumps orange.

#5 This is embarrassing. Shouldn't I have a rubber grizzly or something. How can I be a mascot for my team and be strangling us?

 

 




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: April 13, 2010 1:43 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

** River_Rat, I think I speak for all of us that I hope the tests went well today and that you got the result that you were hoping for. My best goes out to you and I hope everything turns out ok. **

#1 - Happy4Jets

Remake of Arachnophobia, only the spiders are bigger and enjoy racing

#2 - kmvenne

Hootie Johnson: "And as I look out at this crowd of members gathered for this green jacket ceremony, and don't see a single female among them, I am reminded how much I hate Martha Burk, and how no Masters tournament can compete with the joy we feel that we don't have to deal with them in our golf club. Women ruin everything. Tiger, you know what I'm talking about..."

#3 - D2Moo

In a quiet moment, George wonders why he can't be a funny as Paul Rodriguez.

#4 - BuccinGator

William Hung shows up to sing at Kevin Federline's wedding.

#5 - River_Rat

You have to blend in to be a successful chicken proctologist.

Theme - CptMasterShake

THIS WEEK ON SyFy - The world premiere of the SyFy Original creeper "Killer Giant Creatures Not From Earth!"
Here's a sneak preview- (SyFy script writing and storyline is surprisingly accurate in quality)

Photo 1 -
"General, intel has shown us this spider is very big and possibly dangerous, and not from this Earth!" 

"Holy Mackeral! Send Danica Patrick out there to crash into it!.....My God Man! Tell her to go FASTER!"

Photo 2 -

"We are messangers from another planet (up there)! Our green jackets control us! We will not stop bringing killer giant creatures from other planets here until you meet our MANY demands, starting with giving my greenjacketed friend over there more cigarettes IMMEDIATLY!"

Photo 3 -

(Behind the scenes footage!)
85 - "So, Conan pushes you back an hour, and you agree to do a SyFy movie...you must be pissed at your agent."

Lopez - "At least im not going to die first in this movie, Chad."

85 - "We both die together in the next scene. What do you think of our stunt doubles? Pretty accurate I'd say"

Photo 4 -

"Stunt doubles" for Mr.Cinco and Lopez.

Photo 5 -

"General sir! it's the Giant Killer Chicken Man Creature! He's caught onto our Trojan Chicken plan! What will we do!?"

".......We Die....."

*Reet!! Reet! Reet!!!*

Tivo Now

April Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 6
2. BigBluMasochist - 5
3. BuccinGator - 4
3. River_Rat - 4
4. wetookthebait - 2
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
4. skinsinsk -2
4. huachuca - 2
4. D2Moo - 2
5. cubufffan - 1
5. ktopp24 - 1
5. jtothed - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. Sportsologist5 - 1
5. Happy4Jets - 1
5. CptMasterShake - 1



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: April 12, 2010 9:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

Sorry if I step on toes, been at the hospital getting tests run all day.

1.  The mother Fiat Spider sees her young off and out of the nest.  But she knows they will soon be back to the garage.  After all Fiat stands for Fix It Again Tony.

2.  It gives me great honor to introduce our champion, a man who has NOT cheated on his wife....a man who Can't cheat on his wife.  A man who couldn't pick up a hooker on the Las Vegas strip with a roll of $100's falling out of his zipper......a man who......what?

3.  I've heard of Tex Mex, but George and Ocho, isn't that Can't get Sex, Mex?

4. The Junior High Spring Fling all came back to Trent and Allen.  Even though they were 27, dressed to the nines, and confident.  They and the rest of the guys still set on the far side of the gym watching the pretty girls dance.

5. You have to blend in to be a successful chicken proctologist.




Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: April 12, 2010 6:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

1.  Remake of Arachnophobia, only the spiders are bigger and enjoy racing.

2.  Phil should really put his hat back on...

3.  Look George Lopez is in something else I won't watch

4.  The creators of Dumb and Dumber 8 gave up on searching for look-a-likes of Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels

5.  I don't know what he's going to do with that, but he has a crazy look in his eyes



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 12, 2010 5:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

3) George and Chad prove they're just a couple lazy dorks (and for more on this, visit ktopp's blog).



Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: April 12, 2010 4:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

THIS WEEK ON SyFy - The world premiere of the SyFy Original creeper "Killer Giant Creatures Not From Earth!"
Here's a sneak preview- (SyFy script writing and storyline is surprisingly accurate in quality)

Photo 1 -
"General, intel has shown us this spider is very big and possibly dangerous, and not from this Earth!" 

"Holy Mackeral! Send Danica Patrick out there to crash into it!.....My God Man! Tell her to go FASTER!"

Photo 2 -

"We are messangers from another planet (up there)! Our green jackets control us! We will not stop bringing killer giant creatures from other planets here until you meet our MANY demands, starting with giving my greenjacketed friend over there more cigarettes IMMEDIATLY!"

Photo 3 -

(Behind the scenes footage!)
85 - "So, Conan pushes you back an hour, and you agree to do a SyFy movie...you must be pissed at your agent."

Lopez - "At least im not going to die first in this movie, Chad."

85 - "We both die together in the next scene. What do you think of our stunt doubles? Pretty accurate I'd say"

Photo 4 -

"Stunt doubles" for Mr.Cinco and Lopez.

Photo 5 -

"General sir! it's the Giant Killer Chicken Man Creature! He's caught onto our Trojan Chicken plan! What will we do!?"

".......We Die....."

*Reet!! Reet! Reet!!!*

Tivo Now!




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 12, 2010 4:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

Attack of the....

1) Redneck Spiders

2) Fashionistas

3) Guys in 50% of the commercials you see when you watch Inside the NBA on TNT after an NBA game.

4) 1980's, somehow even worse then you remember them

5) Salmonella super strand that food scientists have feared for decades...



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 12, 2010 4:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

1) Nobody liked the giant spider statue, but after the artist put a plaque on it talking about how the spider is directed by Stan Lee, full of angst, and had trouble getting his beloved lady spider, Aracney Jane, people seemed to like it a lot more, despite it still being super lame.

2) Hootie Johnson: "And as I look out at this crowd of members gathered for this green jacket ceremony, and don't see a single female among them, I am reminded how much I hate Martha Burk, and how no Masters tournament can compete with the joy we feel that we don't have to deal with them in our golf club. Women ruin everything. Tiger, you know what I'm talking about..."

3) George Lopez, upon hearing the news that Conan O'Brien will be coming to TBS as the lead in to his show, calls up Chad Ochocinco to get advice on how to ride the coattails of a successful lead and get all the attention. Chad's experience overshadowing the more talented T.J. Houshmandzadeh gave Lopez a world of info to consider.

4) It ain't easy being a pimp, but with free courtside seats, unlimited beer, and people catering to your every whim, Tony and Kim found out that it is super easy being a guy who dresses awful and nobody would ever actually think is a pimp.

5) This was actually the picture that that Hans Gersen, renown KFC chef, dropped his breakfast of bacon and cheese on, and then was inspired to create what we now call the brand new KFC Double Decker Sandwich.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 12, 2010 3:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

Dang it.  I think Moo's got me beat on the theme.  But for those of you who don't know, the real word's of We Go Together are just as putrid as the ones I put in my version.  Now, I think I'm off to nominate this song elsewhere ...



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: April 12, 2010 3:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Attack of the Spider!

In our dreams......

1.  Ktopp's dream is to turn Road America in Wisconsin into a road racing and minature golf complex.  Here the drivers would have to get through the big spider before the pincers come down and grab them.

2.  Bucc dreams of winning the Green Jacket and winning the Masters.  Unfortunately River_Rat's dream of giving the longest speech in the history of mankind somehow got mixed in and Bucc just had to sit there and wait, and wait, and wait.

3.  Kmvenne dreams that George Lopez buys the Knicks.  George signs LeBron as an FA, trades for Kobe, and finally makes The Garden serve some real Baja Tacos at the concession stands.

4 In huachuca's dream, everyone across the globe dresses like these two making hua the world's best dressed man. 

5.  Mr. Mo-Chi didn't really dream of anything glamorous.  He skipped dinner and that night he dreamed of feasting on Fried Chicken, especially extra large drumsticks.  Popeyes anyone.

Now that last one made me hungry too.  Still 3+ hours to dinner.



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