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Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

Posted on: April 13, 2010 10:36 am
Edited on: April 13, 2010 10:37 am
 
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April Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 6
2. BigBluMasochist - 5
3. BuccinGator - 4
3. River_Rat - 4
4. wetookthebait - 2
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
4. skinsinsk -2
4. huachuca - 2
4. D2Moo - 2
5. cubufffan - 1
5. ktopp24 - 1
5. jtothed - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. Sportsologist5 - 1
5. Happy4Jets - 1
5. CptMasterShake - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


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Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 14, 2010 12:48 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

Woo hoo!!!  My third hat-trick.  Still, nothing beats pulling off my first on Lane Kiffin day.  Now I'm in prime position for another second place finish.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 14, 2010 12:39 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

Great day for Gator... we've got a first place tie halfway through the month! Also, wetookthebait had a couple solid entries. Near miss... Laughing


D2Moo
1.  Tom knew he was screwed when the message written in his hand said, "If you can read this, you forgot your racket dork face."

kmvenne
2) Just because you know your best friends tell you laughing at a girl's jokes is a great way to her heart, don't push it too far and laugh when they say "I hope to be a scientist one day", no matter how funny the idea of a female scientist undeniably is.

BuccinGator
3) Upon seeing the fan's sign, Miller quips, "I think you put Descartes before the horse there, buddy."

River_Rat
4. After a long absence from the World Cup, guest coach Gabe Kaplan was happy to "Welcome Back Qatar".

BuccinGator
5) Steve Bartman attends his first Cubs game in nearly 7 years.



BuccinGator
Signs from above:

1) The fact that Andy Roddick writes down tennis plays on the inside of his wrist is a sure-fire sign from above that he'll never reach the level of Pete Sampras.
2) The fact that a pit crew member is laughing at the hottie of the group is a sure-fire sign from above that F-1 will never achieve the fan relations that NASCAR enjoys.
3) The fact that this guy made such a lame sign and shook hands with such a lame comedian is a sure-fire sign from above that he is a real life 40 year old virgin.
4) The fact that the Qatar national soccer coach is asking his team to go around and administer hernia exams to the other players is a sure-fire sign from above as to why they have yet to qualify for the FIFA World Cup.
5) The fact that Cub fans are trying to bypass paying for seats by trying to become part of the famous ivy outfield is a sure-fire sign from above that they should have just let that goat in in 1945.  Afterall, it paid for a seat.


April Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 7
3. BuccinGator - 7
2. BigBluMasochist - 5
3. River_Rat - 5
4. D2Moo - 3
4. wetookthebait - 2
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
4. skinsinsk -2
4. huachuca - 2
5. cubufffan - 1
5. ktopp24 - 1
5. jtothed - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. Sportsologist5 - 1
5. Happy4Jets - 1
5. CptMasterShake - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 13, 2010 9:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

Bucc, whrn I post from work, I often have to rush them between customers and my laptop has a 12" screen.  Also the sun gets in my eyes and the dogs sometimes place their paws on the keyboard.  Ususlly that's when my posts make sence when they help.
You know I'm just ribbin' ya, you dork.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: April 13, 2010 9:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

2. The drivers have a hearty laugh as Susan recounts the story of how she once drove on a stretch of highway from Miami to Jacksonville in the left-hand lane with the left turn signal blinking the entire time.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: April 13, 2010 9:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

Careful with the usage of the word "dork" Moo. Remember my blog from yesterday....I wouldn't have even thought of the term if it hadn't been for your blog yesterday.Wink

It does fit though if you look at the expression on his face.

Ktopp, inspiring captions since 2009.

Bucc, whrn I post from work, I often have to rush them between customers and my laptop has a 12" screen.  Also the sun gets in my eyes and the dogs sometimes place their paws on the keyboard.  Ususlly that's when my posts make sence when they help.

The rest of the time I have no excuse except for horrid typing skills and sobriety.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: April 13, 2010 8:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

1. Flashing tough gang hand signs just doesn't have the same intimadating power when one suffers from Cerable Palsy.

2. Chad tried to play it cool when he got caught staring at her cleavage, but accidently sipping 10W-40 didn't help with his act.

3. Then Dennis pulled out his signs.  I Jelly, it goes in my Belly....I hammer, Therefore I Yammer.....I jump, I just wish my wife would hump........

4. After a long absence from the World Cup, guest coach Gabe Kaplan was happy to "Welcome Back Qatar".

5. Lance was later arrested by Chicago police after approaching several women asking them to find the hidden ball, or he would enforce the ground rule double.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 13, 2010 8:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

Don't emulate your heroes...

1) Just because you see Sarah Palin write speech notes on her hand, doesn't mean you have a chance to check your hand to remind yourself to "swing hard, use forehand, don't charge net" in the middle of tennis points.

2) Just because you know your best friends tell you laughing at a girl's jokes is a great way to her heart, don't push it too far and laugh when they say "I hope to be a scientist one day", no matter how funny the idea of a female scientist undeniably is.

3) Copying the esoteric styling of Dennis Miller may one day let you meet the originator himself, but it will in no way get you that segment on Bill O'Reilly that you've always dreamed of.

4) Just because David Beckham scored a bunch of goals that made for really sweet highlights, few know that soccer is a 90 minute game where 89.95 minutes on average are coma-inducing level boring.

5) Sure, Aquaman is totally awesome *cough*notatall*cough*, but you can't take your love of Aquaman and your fear of swimming and try to create the next best thing, it's just not that easy...



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 13, 2010 8:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

1) If you don't look like you have no idea what day it is, more or less how to tell a joke, there is no chance anyone will fall for your "Hey, there's a new joke going around, have you heard it? What did the 5 fingers say to the face?" setup anymore.

2) Guy #1: What's with the umbrella? There's not a cloud in the sky!

Girl: Well, judging by this sausage fest, it's raining men, and let's just say the source isn't exactly a fresh water stream, if you catch my drift...

3) Miller: Let me tell you something, I've seen you try to jam, and the last time I saw a jam that fouled, it was made from the boysenberries that won last place at the 4-H Fair in Chernobyl!

4) Qatar S.C? You guys think you are fit to wear the kits of Qutar S.C. Let me tell you guys, our fans would be better off spending Quarters on D.K. Actually, that sounds like a lot of fun...practice is canceled, everyone head to the nearest Donkey Kong machine!

5) Undergoing a controversial Ivyplasty gave Jake no health benefits and not even the shadiest of U.S. doctors would sign off on it, but when Jake realized without becoming as plant like as possible, he had no chance of ever living long enough to see the Cubs win the world series, cut-rate Guatemalan surgery seemed like the only answer.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 13, 2010 7:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Crib Notes

1) Andy wonders where BigBlu has gone back to.  He is in desperate need of some Blu's ringworm hand fungus medication.


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