Shuless Joe

Photo caption number 5 - we all love the beaver, next time Wally don't be so rough on the beaver

1 - "Keep your hands where they are but put your lips a little lower... oooh yeah!"
2 - The next injury beckham will suffer is......
3 - One of these people is not like the other......
4 - "Really.... you're sleeping with her?"   "me too!"

Way to Go Bucc.

Yall best check yo'selves for a FULL month of CptMastershake competetion, rather than this half month stuff. But you'll have to wait till June because It's Cruise time in Late May! Margarita Cha Cha Cha!

 (And I can't believe the Johnny Damon "He went to Jared?!" caption didn't win.!)

Congrats Buc!!! I can hear kmvenne now...."I would have won if ktopp didn't get 5 points as a judge!!! DAMN YOU JOE!!!!"

Oh, and thanks Rat (especially for your blocking the last two days).

Attention everyone...build your safe room and kiss your kids...Armageddon is upon us...Buc WON!!!

Congrats Buc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wow, didn't know me finally winning (or taking something other than second) was a sign of the apocalypse.  Just imagine if I took down my first title in Nov 2012.  Then it'd REALLY look like the Mayans were right.

No.. it's true... I counted twice.

At long last, it's time to pay tribute to the greatest poster never to win a captioning title! BuccinGator finally breaks through to snag the April crown! Congrats man!  (Looks like even kmvenne thought you deserved to bring home at least one win.) Just promise you won't be an absentee king, as is so often the case once someone finally gets on the board.

Many thanks to everyone for another awesome month. Nice to see turbozo and MasterShake back in the mix. Could be a great field next month if everyone sticks around.

And thanks to my partner ktopp... couldn't do it without you. Seriously, NBA playoffs are kicking my butt. But I'm really glad I didn't have to close up shop on this thing.

May starts on Monday... see ya there.

Mr. Mo-Chi
1) Clinical Study Case #: 4054-B
    Case Description: Patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards the Silver Surfer.

turbozo
#2 After getting a luke warm response to the "You handle balls well" remark, Walter decides to return to the business at hand.

River_Rat
3.  Ktopp and his new found fame from judging for CBS has landed him front row seats at major sporting events.  Here we see him sipping on his appletini between George and Martin.

River_Rat
4.  I don't care if you think you are smart because you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night Johnny........I say it was a Strike.

turbozo
#5 The top brass at Warner Bros. was skeptical after Bugs officially changed his name to Buff Bunny, but as the wascally wabbit shows us here, Fudd isn't the only guy handing out tickets to the gun show.


BuccinGator
The Second Annual "Buccy" Awards:

1) For "Worst Pun Ever," the nominees are: BuccinGator for his "Descartes before the horse" pun, BuccinGator for his "Rollin' Dough/N.B.A. = National Baker's Association" pun, and this guy for demonstrating "statuetory rape."  And the Buccy goes to ... this guy, for demonstrating "statuetory rape." (I should be used to coming in second by now).

2) For "Worst Use of Makeup by a Man," the nominees are:  This guy at some Spanish award show, RuPaul, and Boy George.  And the Buccy goes to ... this guy for not even bothering to put it on before going on air.

3) For "Really, Really Caucasian Boy," the nominees are: WWE wrestler Sheamus, this guy with George Lopez and Martin Lawrence, and Carrottop.  And the Buccy goes to ... this guy, who made it worse by sitting between George and Martin.

4) For "Best Offseason Acquisition," the nominees are: The Washington Redskins for Donovan McNabb, The Los Angeles Lakers for Ron Artest, and The Detroit Tigers for Johnny Damon.  And the Buccy goes to ... Johnny Damon who is hitting .321 and has 16 RBI's.

5) For "NBA Mascot That Makes No Sense with the Team Name," the nominees are: Hip Hop the Rabbit/76ers, Hooper the Horse/Pistons, and Whammer the Polar Bear/Cavaliers.  And the Buccy goes to ... Hip Hop (damn kids and their hip hop these days).


April Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 19
2. kmvenne - 16
3. River_Rat - 14
4. wetookthebait - 9
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
6. CptMasterShake - 6
7. BigBluMasochist - 5
7. ktopp24 - 5
7. D2Moo - 5
8. WarpedMind - 3
9. skinsinsk - 2
9. huachuca - 2
9. turbozo - 2
9. Happy4Jets - 2
10. cubufffan - 1
10. jtothed - 1
10. Sportsologist5 - 1
10. perfect91 - 1
10. Meat Supply - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, BuccinGator, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

#1  Joe is just a little too fond of his trophy. Whoops, am I advertising here?

#2  She knows what happens if he takes the wrong one.  Don't worry takes the candy without the poison.

#3  I don't know how to put this, but our friend with the drink is making me nervous.

#5  Yeah, I like it here.  I just bounce those balls right in, but as long as I hit nobody cares.