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Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

Posted on: May 4, 2010 10:39 am
Edited on: May 4, 2010 12:31 pm
 
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May scoreboard

1) BuccinGator - 2
2) turbozo - 1
2) kmvenne - 1
2) River_Rat - 1
2) huachuca - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 5, 2010 6:01 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

Hot start for turbozo... don't sleep the former champ! Wink

turbozo
#1 After reviewing the ad campaign, top executives at State Farm decided not to move forward with their new line of Dipsh*t Insurance

huachuca
2.  Everytime he takes his sister anywhere, she embarrasses him.  Here she tries to start the wave, not knowing how lame and out of date that is.

CptMasterShake
Photo #3 - In it's natural environment, the RedNeck takes pride in it's trophies, displaying them around its neck showing other hunters its dominance in the kill.

Koufax32
4. “I’m tellin ya. Once you go……whatever the hell I am, you'll never go back.”

turbozo
#5 Nationalized healthcare has its pros and cons in Europe, but walk-up public enemas were one feature quick to catch on with the younger crowd.


turbozo
The Effects of Marijuana on Today's Photos

1 -- Extreme Paranoia
2 -- Innapropriate Social Outbursts
3 -- Widley Altered Self Image
4 -- Vivid Hallucinations
5 -- Explosive Dia....nevermind

May scoreboard

1) turbozo - 4
2) BuccinGator - 2
2) huachuca - 2
3) kmvenne - 1
3) River_Rat - 1
3) CptMasterShake - 1
3) Koufax32 - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, BuccinGator, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 5, 2010 3:25 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

Wow, no one selected yet.  So....here goes.

1.  Just before Billy got tazed, his last thoughts were, "That big fat cop sure can run fast.  This is gonna hurt.  Wonder if the tazer will cook that microwave popcorn in my pocket?  This is embarrassing."

2.  Paul found out the hard way to never bring a date to the HS basketball game who went to the school your's was playing.  I don't know why he's shocked.

2.  When Jon said. "He can really dish up the three's tonight,"  she thought he said, "Trish, will you marry me you're so bright."  When she said yes she would marry him, Jon's take was a classic for the ages.

3.  Yep, that's my buddy Ron.  I'v watched him down 21 cold ones at a race and that is before the race starts.  Here we see him in in typical condition.  Beer goggles on, ready for some serious racin' action.  Well, until he has to spend half the race at the urinal or passes out, whatever comes first.

5.  Aldo was a showoff.  While other mere mortals had to settle for just peeing in a stall, he could go behind his back, pee over cars, knock down small children, and actually put out house fires with his stream.  Yes sir, life was fun for Aldo.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 4, 2010 11:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

1.  Take it easy there Dirty Harry, I'm just heading to Times Square to move my SUV before the meter runs out.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. +1 for balls.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 4, 2010 11:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

1.  Take it easy there Dirty Harry, I'm just heading to Times Square to move my SUV before the meter runs out. 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: May 4, 2010 10:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

1.  Take it easy there Dirty Harry, I'm just heading to Times Square to move my SUV before the meter runs out. 

2.  Chad just bides his time as Randy, president of Pi Kapa Alpha fraternity and Mandy, president of Sigma Pi sorority act as though they have just won the lottery after their names were announced for seating at Olive Garden.

Ktopp took mine. Tongue out

3. The horror and badge of honor of being both a fan of Kurt Busch and Kasey Kahne.

3.  The beads and necklaces are flowing at Redneck Gras.

4.  Michelle Wie is accessed a 2 stroke penalty for looking fondly at the dragon.  The dragon informs her that if she plays her cards right, that can be turned into a 2,378 stoke penalty

5.  Of course the corporate idiot from Pirelli was confused on the dates.  Today was the day Pirelli was testing Rain Motor Tires.....not Brain Donor Liars. 

 




Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: May 4, 2010 5:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

3. Who's got the Zinfindel?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 4, 2010 4:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

OK, I'll just get this out of the way before BuccinGator or River_Rat think of it first....

#3 - I see ktopp was at the latest NASCAR race showing of his newly acquired "Beer Can Farmer's Tan". Nice job big guy!!!




Sorry, D2Moo has taken over my brain.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 4, 2010 4:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

OK, I'll just get this out of the way before BuccinGator ot River_Rat think of it first....

#3 - I see ktopp was at the latest NASCAR race showing of hie newly acquired "Beer Can Farmer's Tan". Nice job big guy!!!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 4, 2010 4:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

#5 - In college, Bryan was known as "The Gusher".



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 4, 2010 4:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Don't Tase me bro!

#2 - Just because Becky was afraid of heights wasn't going to stop her from being a cheerleader.


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