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Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

Posted on: May 17, 2010 12:46 pm
Edited on: May 18, 2010 9:57 am
 
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May scoreboard

1) CptMasterShake - 7
2) turbozo - 6
2) kmvenne - 6
2) BuccinGator - 6
3) Dutch Boy - 3
4) huachuca - 2
4) River_Rat - 2
5) chmearm2 - 1
5) WarpedMind 1
5) Koufax32 - 1
5) Bigg John Studd - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)




Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2010 11:54 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

And Buc, I loved your "biceptual" caption. It would have won if Dutch hadn't come up with that beauty about lesbians.Whatever!  Everybody knows that biceptuals are better than true lesbians.  Just ribbin' ya, ktopp.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2010 9:41 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

That's fine Joe. I'll help you out. You = The Man.

Thx!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 18, 2010 7:42 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

Ktopp, any way you want to take tomorrow, and I'll take Wednesday and Thursday? Up to you, but if I can free myself up a bit on Lottery night, it would be awesome. No sweat, either way.

That's fine Joe. I'll help you out.


And Buc, I loved your "biceptual" caption. It would have won if Dutch hadn't come up with that beauty about lesbians.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2010 7:26 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

(And props to Gator on that "biceptual" caption. Great stuff!)And it didn't even win because it went over the head of that Turkish Oil Wrestling fetish part time judge of yours.  Oh well.  Just have to do better next time.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2010 2:01 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

Nooo! I was just about to steal do the scoring myself!

Ktopp, any way you want to take tomorrow, and I'll take Wednesday and Thursday? Up to you, but if I can free myself up a bit on Lottery night, it would be awesome. No sweat, either way.


(And props to Gator on that "biceptual" caption. Great stuff!)





Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 18, 2010 1:46 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

#1 - River_Rat

Shiek Sandyballs interviews servers for his new chain of restraunts known as Cameltoes.  Here the servers remove their burka's and serve Camel wings with Buraydah sauce to primarily male customers.  

#2 - Koufax32

Bob” always hated that the stadium played “Greatest Futbol Shots in the Nuts” during pregame warm-up.

#3 - Dutch Boy

WNBA players celebrate a ratings increase of 36% - Sadly, nobody had informed them that viewership had only gone from 11 lesbians to 14 lesbians and one confused teen.

#4 - Mr. Mo-Chi

Now that's innovation. Some people just use a rolled up pair of socks.

#5 - kmvenne

My ex-fiancee had a exact replica of this racecar! It was even battery powered, but it just vibrated instead of going forward, which makes me wonder why they hell she would buy such a stupid toy, more or less keep it behind the false wall at the head of our bed...

Theme - turbozo

Theme = Inspirational Posters

1) "EXPECTATIONS" Allah's vision of virgins may differ greatly from your own

2) "EMBARRASSMENT" Look to others for clues

3) "WIMPYNESS" Not just for Men's Basketball anymore

4) "FREEDOM" Sometimes it means wearing animal heads on your junk

5) "INGENUITY" Say what you want, but couldn't come up with a Condom Car

May scoreboard

1) CptMasterShake - 7
1) turbozo - 7
1) kmvenne - 7
2) BuccinGator - 6
3) Dutch Boy - 4
4) River_Rat - 3
5) huachuca - 2
5) Koufax32 - 2
6) chmearm2 - 1
6) WarpedMind 1
6) Bigg John Studd - 1
6) Mr/ Mo-Chi - 1




Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 17, 2010 8:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

3) In a surprise move to cut costs the WNBA invoked the "menajeatrois" rule and announced that games will now be 3 on 3 and played at half court in middle school gyms.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 17, 2010 7:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

1) In the final episode of “The Bachelor / Dubai” Hamid declares there are now 8 days in a week and I want them all.

2) Niles catches a glimpse of the guy in photo #4.

3) WNBA players celebrate a ratings increase of 36% - Sadly, nobody had informed them that viewership had only gone from 11 lesbians to 14 lesbians and one confused teen.

4) The Scottish version of running with the bulls.

5) The pink car was well lubed, but more importantly it was ribbed for her pleasure.

 

 




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 17, 2010 6:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

4.  Even skanks had no desire to grab this "bull by the horns".  Some guys play hard to get, this one plays hard to want.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 17, 2010 5:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: It's back!

Misundertsood Song Lyrics:

1) Maria Muldaur, "High noon at the Oasis, send your camel to bed ... I'll be your bikini dancer, prancer And you can be my sheik."

2) Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Ooh, ooh that smell.  Can't you smell that smell.  Ooh, ooh that smell.  The smell of death comes from behind you."

3) Tom Jones, "You lift 16 pounds, and whaddaya get?  A bump on your arm and your league deeper in debt."

4) Tom Petty, "And I'm free.  Freeballin'."

5) Aretha Franklin, "We're goin' glidin' down the racetrack of love.  In my pink Performax."


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