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Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Posted on: May 19, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: May 19, 2010 11:26 am
 
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May scoreboard

1) CptMasterShake - 8
1) kmvenne - 8
2) turbozo - 7
2) BuccinGator - 7
3) Dutch Boy - 5
4) River_Rat - 3
4) Koufax32 - 3
5) huachuca - 2
6) chmearm2 - 1
6) WarpedMind 1
6) Bigg John Studd - 1
6) Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
6) wetookthebait - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 20, 2010 12:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

I feel that I need to say something here. If Joe wouldn't have taken away my Wednesday duties this week, there is no way that Buc would have scored a triple. So I apologize to the rest of the caption crew. I promise that will never happen again.Ah but if Joe would have scored Monday like he originally wanted, I would have had more points that day, so we'll just call it even, my friend.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 20, 2010 9:34 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

I feel that I need to say something here. If Joe wouldn't have taken away my Wednesday duties this week, there is no way that Buc would have scored a triple. So I apologize to the rest of the caption crew. I promise that will never happen again.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 20, 2010 2:55 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Lot of great submissions for No. 1. Also... almost had to give ktopp a point for the "crossdresser Joe" caption and the "New Commercials" set was pretty solid too!

wetookthebait
1. Moments before an unsuspecting group of businessmen, making a routine stop for coffee and cigarettes, get "served."

wetookthebait
2. Much to the delight of the scarce crowd at the Auburn Links Golf Course, Herman the Nudist would yell "Skin!" every time the golfer yelled "Fore!"

BuccinGator
3) Watch as I, the Amazing Rando, make everyone's sight lines disappear.  Huzzah!!!

Mr. Mo-Chi
4) Rollie Fingers' daughter is kind of hot!

BuccinGator
5) Tonight, on "Strongman Bloopers and Pratical Jokes," watch as the pilot throws this bad boy in reverse!


BuccinGator
An Ode To Slurpees:

1) Pull up to the 7-11
    in my '68 Mustang
    Just chillin' with my posse
    the "Cherry Slurpee Gang."

2) You know there's nothing better
    to soothe my rebellious mood
    Than a 44 oz. Slurpee
    while outdoors in the nude.

3) It's effects they are like magic
    like a cool summer breeze
    But don't drink it too fast
    or it'll give your *** brain-freeze.

4) There is no drink more manly
    despite its childish flair
    It'll put a rug upon your chest
    or give a girl facial hair.

5) So here's in praise of Slurpees
    I could drink them all day long
    And like spinach does to Popeye
    laced with HGH will make you big and strong.

May scoreboard
1) BuccinGator - 10
2) CptMasterShake - 8
2) kmvenne - 8
3) turbozo - 7
4) Dutch Boy - 5
5) River_Rat - 3
5) wetookthebait - 3
5) Koufax32 - 3
6) huachuca - 2
6) Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
7) chmearm2 - 1
7) WarpedMind 1
7) Bigg John Studd - 1





Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 20, 2010 2:36 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Should I start posting captions on those freaky London Olympic mascots now, or wait for Joe to post a picture of them tomorrow. Is it that time already? I don't even know what they have over there. Probably some kind of anthropomorphic tea cup or something. I can't wait! Tongue out



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: May 20, 2010 2:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

2. Louis decided to use the ball washer everyone was raving about, then he found out he was on the wrong side of the fence.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 20, 2010 1:25 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

#5 - When somebody parks in a handicapped spot at the London airport, people take matters into their own hands.  



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 20, 2010 12:45 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Are you saying Thursday is Mascot Mania day on the Caption blog?

We're all waiting with unbridled anticipation about seeing those pictures.Wink



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 20, 2010 12:18 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Should I start posting captions on those freaky London Olympic mascots now, or wait for Joe to post a picture of them tomorrow?



Since: Dec 23, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2010 9:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Picture 1: Hey look a prettier version of Jessica Simpson!
Picture 2: I would like Steve to drill my ball across this driving range
Picture 3: I need a beer
Picture 4: I just did Tiger Woods
Picture 5: I am glad I wore short shorts



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 7:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

2) Hank Haney apparently lost more than his shirt when he was fired as Tigers swing coach.

2) Miffed about his dismissal as Tiger's swing coach, Hank Haney vowed to do just about anything to mess with his game.

3) Further proof that Elvis is alive and still eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches.


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