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Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Posted on: May 19, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: May 19, 2010 11:26 am
 
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May scoreboard

1) CptMasterShake - 8
1) kmvenne - 8
2) turbozo - 7
2) BuccinGator - 7
3) Dutch Boy - 5
4) River_Rat - 3
4) Koufax32 - 3
5) huachuca - 2
6) chmearm2 - 1
6) WarpedMind 1
6) Bigg John Studd - 1
6) Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
6) wetookthebait - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 19, 2010 6:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

#2 - When David Duval showed up at the driving range to start his comeback tour, the other players quickly had to remind him what they meant by "needing a ball sack".



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 19, 2010 6:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

#2 - In addition to his shoes, Joe has now lost his knee-high black socks, his pink lacy thong panties, his miniskirt, and his low cut lavender blouse.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 6:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Nah, just knew you'd come over the top.  Seriously, though, I wish Joe could award six points tonight strictly for number 1.  They're that good today.
And the numbers will continue to rise. "Wiggers" are just that easy of a target. I mean, where do you stop?



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2010 6:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

You may not exactly be cool if.....

1.  Your idea of a good time is hanging around in the lot of a 7-11, saving a parking spot for your buddy's 1997 Explorer with mismatched colored doors, just so he doen't have to walk an extra 20 feet for that $2.99 64 oz. slurpee and two hot dogs special.

2.   You stand around driving ranges in your birthday suit, lamenting that the balls the golfers are hitting are bigger than your pair.

3.  You dress up like an 80 year old fat Elvis, and force yourself to believe flapping your cape is actually going to help those threes go in for the Magic.

4.  You believe for one moment that anyone is buying that this 'stache is really yours.  Even if you tell them you are going through menopause.

5.  You think for one minute that your team is going to win a tug of war with a jet airliner that has it's brakes on.  Kind of Don Quixoteish there isn't it?



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 5:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

1. Moments before an unsuspecting group of businessmen, making a routine stop for coffee and cigarettes, get "served."



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2010 5:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

1.  "Bish don't you see da T-shirt?  Me is a Monster!"
2.  Can you spot the golf bag in this photo?

3.  30 seconds before his 23rd heart attack, John decides to display his "Magic!"
4.  Lady Gaga's new celebritory mourning face.  Critics claim that it's not as good as her "poker face" though.
5.  Air Force One had some starter problems this morning before heading to Iraq.  Luckily the men's olympic table tennis team was there to help things out.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Couldn't wait 3 minutes for me, Buccin?Nah, just knew you'd come over the top.  Seriously, though, I wish Joe could award six points tonight strictly for number 1.  They're that good today.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

What are you sad about?

1) Shoes not ugly enough to fit their style

2) Weather for stalking golfers is just too humid for clothing

3) Ronnie James Dio, dead at 67

4) The handlebar moustache, dead at 326

5) Airplanes charge too much for bags, need to be tied up and tortured until they lower prices.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

An Ode To Slurpees:

1) Pull up to the 7-11
    in my '68 Mustang
    Just chillin' with my posse
    the "Cherry Slurpee Gang."

2) You know there's nothing better
    to soothe my rebellious mood
    Than a 44 oz. Slurpee
    while outdoors in the nude.

3) It's effects they are like magic
    like a cool summer breeze
    But don't drink it too fast
    or it'll give your *** brain-freeze.

4) There is no drink more manly
    despite its childish flair
    It'll put a rug upon your chest
    or give a girl facial hair.

5) So here's in praise of Slurpees
    I could drink them all day long
    And like spinach does to Popeye
    laced with HGH will make you big and strong.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Couldn't wait 3 minutes for me, Buccin?


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