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Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Posted on: May 19, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: May 19, 2010 11:26 am
 
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May scoreboard

1) CptMasterShake - 8
1) kmvenne - 8
2) turbozo - 7
2) BuccinGator - 7
3) Dutch Boy - 5
4) River_Rat - 3
4) Koufax32 - 3
5) huachuca - 2
6) chmearm2 - 1
6) WarpedMind 1
6) Bigg John Studd - 1
6) Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
6) wetookthebait - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

1) 7-11 unvails it's new "wigger" flavored Slurpee, getting crowds of hardcore Caucasians from the mean streets of Greenwich, Connecticut to leave of their mother's basement, put down the 50 cent heavy 64 GB iPod touches, and go "represent".

2) Forget the fact he's buck naked in public, watching a guy hit golf balls at a driving range from 200 yards behind a fence? That's a reason to sit down and make some hard life decisions if I have ever seen one....

3) Walter Sobchak has let his hair grow out and moved from L.A. to Orlando since we last saw him, but he's as insane as ever, and loves to yell "OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO!" on every free throw!

4) Nobody was more depressed at Rollie Finger's funeral then his beautiful daughter.

5) Tug of rope champion "Airplane with artificial intelligence" liked to toy with it's human opposition, letting them pull it nearly across the line before turning on it's jet engines and destroying all opponents.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

Ouch, Joe.  Number 1's going to be a doozy tonight, and kmvenne hasn't even chimed in yet.




Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

1.  After the Jerry Seinfeld Show ended, the Soup Nazi opened a 7-11.  And after all these years he still won't let George and Elaine have any soup.

5.  The Oklahoma State Cowboys have to pull T Boone Pickens' personal jet out of the hangar at the Stillwater International Airport and Carwash.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

5) These guys are currently pulling a plane, while the guys in Picture 1 are about an hour away from pulling a train.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

#1 - Although Chad in back tries to deny being there, all 6 people who attended the Florida Marlins shutout victory over the Diamondbacks yesterday celebrate with a round of cherry slurpees at the local 7-11.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

2 days in a row with poor grammar. My bad. No worries, Mo-Chi.  You've got a long way to go to catch up with D2Moo's 528 days straight.  Besides, not like Joe or ktopp dock us for grammar or spelling (thank god!).

BuccinGator, I appreciate the sentiment. UNfortunately, forgetting words sometimes kills the joke. Usually, I let my bad jokes kill the humor. Anyway........

Newest Commercials

1) New MasterCard Commercial:
    - 32 oz. Slurpee: $2.50
    - King Size Combos: $1.69
    - Frozen Burrito: $0.99 (Although you'll be paying a larger price later on, if you catch my drift.)
    - Having rich parents to set up a trust fund, so these posers can waste their time hanging out in a 7-11 parking lot, with no hope of anything resembling a scholarship in sight: PRICELESS.

2) Side effects of Ambien include: Nausea, Constipation, Dry Mouth, Sleepwalking butt naked through a driving range on a Saturday afternoon even though you took the pill on a Wednesday Night.

3) You people may think this guy is a slob, but at least he doesn't have those yellow birds flying from his armpits. Degree Anti-persperent.

4) "....then I tried E-Harmony. They matched us from 29 levels of compatibility. I thought the 29th level was just a gag question, but I never knew they had someone in mind when they asked if I was into blonde women with facial hair and a morbid obsession with death."

5) They all go to South Africa with 1 goal in mind, except Uzbekistan, who can't seem to get the plane out of the hangar. The 2010 FIFA World Cup!



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

3) Coach Van Gundy always dreaded when his father escaped the "facility" and snuck into the games.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

1) Students protest in front of an Arizona 7-Eleven over the new “Go-Go Taquitos,” saying that the name subtly implies that undocumented Mexican women should go back to Mexico.

2) After the horrible accident that resulted in the removal of Richard’s manhood, he saw no reason to continue wearing pants in public.

3) Summoning his inner Elvis, Gary bursts into song – unfortunately, Heartbreak Hotel was the only song he knew the words to.

4) Jerry’s sex change operation had gone perfectly, but he just couldn’t bring himself to shave the moustache he had sported since the fifth grade.

5) Obama’s plan to create jobs did nothing for efficiency – it did however give these recent college graduates a sense of hope.




Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 3:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

2. Much to the delight of the scarce crowd at the Auburn Links Golf Course, Herman the Nudist would yell "Skin!" every time the golfer yelled "Fore!"




Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2010 2:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I needs a slurpee, yo!

1. Sadly, Jessica had to count on her fingers when asked "How many purple sneakers are you wearing right now?"


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