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Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

Posted on: May 20, 2010 12:26 pm
 
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May scoreboard
1) BuccinGator - 10
2) CptMasterShake - 8
2) kmvenne - 8
3) turbozo - 7
4) Dutch Boy - 5
5) River_Rat - 3
5) wetookthebait - 3
5) Koufax32 - 3
6) huachuca - 2
6) Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
7) chmearm2 - 1
7) WarpedMind 1
7) Bigg John Studd - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2010 12:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

4 --  Jackie Chan has designed inflatable punching bags with his likeness to be given away at theaters in further futile efforts to justify making someone pay money to watch his films.   



Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2010 12:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

3 -- Todays press briefing on the state of the New Jersey Nets franchise was halted momentarily and the translator struggled for the Russia word meaning Ultimate and Soul Crushing Defeat.



Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2010 12:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

5 -- *to the music* "99 Pink Baloons, carried by some roided guy"....



Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2010 12:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

1 -- "Yup, I ain't reckon I got no reason to kiss no dragon....mmmm, taters. 

2 -- Hasbro unvailed their newest Digimon digital monsters, Badtouchyoumon and Diddlesmon to confused and vulnerable consumers 

3 -- When asked about his concern for the future of the franchise, new Nets owner Rusky McRussianguy mumbled, "If he dies, he dies"




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2010 12:04 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

BuccinGator
1) I can imagine this same scene played out in Michael Phelp's mind when it came to taking another hit off the bong.  "Do it, do it!  You know you want to.  All the cool kids do."

River_Rat
2. The visitors from Planet X were not amused by the invitation back to earth, "We'll keep an eye out for you".

kmvenne
3) As Mikhail sits stoically, wife Ludmilla emerges, and challenges "small American Champion" Kobe Bryant to a match against the Nets, on Christmas Day, in Moscow, in the year 1985 at that. Mikhail then punches a PSI machine and leaves.

Mr. Mo-Chi
4) These old rocking tackling dummies are up for auction on eBay. They were used to prepare defenses for the scrambling ability of Bernie Kosar.

Dutch Boy
5) You know how I know...


D2Moo
Five things from Broadway shows most of us don't need to see.......

1.  Horny little creatures from Avenue Q getting a bead on our ear hole.

2.  What the Giants looked like in Into the Woods.  When most people see this, they get the urge to go take a leak.

3.  Another Nets owner about to embark on the impossible dream from Man of LaMancha.  Hate to see someone waste their money in Jersey chasing the elusive NBA championship windmill.

4.  Sad rejected dancers from a Chorus Line.  They didn't make it because they were a bit stiff.

5.  Seeing men channelling their inner Elle from Legally Blonde, specially during a sporting event.


May scoreboard
1) BuccinGator - 11
2) kmvenne - 9
3) CptMasterShake - 8
4) turbozo - 7
5) Dutch Boy - 6
6) River_Rat - 4
7) wetookthebait - 3
7) Mr. Mo-Chi - 3
7) Koufax32 - 3
8) huachuca - 2
9) D2Moo - 1
9) chmearm2 - 1
9) WarpedMind - 1
9) Bigg John Studd - 1





Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2010 9:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon


1.  If Tiger had purchased insurance from this little puppet, his car "accident" would never have made the news.

2.  UK Teletubbies keep their poker faces as they emerge from the negotiations between the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats to form a new government.

3.  Because of some problems with the translation, this Russian thought buying the Nets gave him a chance to win millions in the NBA lottery instead of being required to spend millions on a high draft pick.

4.  As a budget saving measure, the Brits are replacing the living guards at Buckingham Palace with these guys who will never complain about pay or working conditions, and of course will never change facial expresssion.

5.  If this guy had accepted a Nike sponsorship instead of BMC, he would just have to wear a silly check mark on everything instead of being required to carry these bulky balloons everywhere he went.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 20, 2010 9:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

1) Sure, you can smile now, but when that little bastard uses his fire breath and scorches the whiskers right off your face, we'll see what kind of face you are making.

2) Two typically ugly and toothless English guys are stunned why they were chosen to be Olympic mascots.

3) As Mikhail sits stoically, wife Ludmilla emerges, and challenges "small American Champion" Kobe Bryant to a match against the Nets, on Christmas Day, in Moscow, in the year 1985 at that. Mikhail then punches a PSI machine and leaves.

4) Sometimes punching the hell out of one Sylvester Stallone punching dummy isn't enough. That's why Sylvester Stallone punching dummies now come in 5 packs!

5) Rusty with his German, Pierre forgot luft meant "air", thinking instead it meant "sissy colored", and wasted countless Euro's on 99 non-refundable pink balloons.



Since: Jan 14, 2008
Posted on: May 20, 2010 8:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

4) Coach gives his pre game pep speech : "My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 20, 2010 6:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

Five things from Broadway shows most of us don't need to see.......

1.  Horny little creatures from Avenue Q getting a bead on our ear hole.

2.  What the Giants looked like in Into the Woods.  When most people see this, they get the urge to go take a leak.

3.  Another Nets owner about to embark on the impossible dream from Man of LaMancha.  Hate to see someone waste their money in Jersey chasing the elusive NBA championship windmill.

4.  Sad rejected dancers from a Chorus Line.  They didn't make it because they were a bit stiff.

5.  Seeing men channelling their inner Elle from Legally Blonde, specially during a sporting event.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2010 6:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Magic dragon

4) Hey, I think I saw your sisters in yesterday's caption contest.


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