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Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

Posted on: June 2, 2010 12:19 pm
 
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June Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 3
2. kmvenne - 1
2. Buccingator - 1
2. turbozo - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, BuccinGator, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 3, 2010 1:08 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

#1 - turbozo

The contestants for the 2010 Nose Goblin Mining Championship stood silent and ready for the whistle to blow and destiny to be written.  Further review of the film revealed what detractors had been saying for months...Jimmy, on the left, is known for sneaky, pre-whistle tip insertion.  In a related story...Pre-whistle Tip insertion is totally...'what she said'

#2 - kmvenne

This new fad of sack-tapping is getting far too popular. Even the sack-tap-ee seems to be getting a kick out of a hit to the jewels these days.

#3 - BuccinGator

"We've posted with him before.  Mr. Mo-Chi is who we thought he was.  And that's why we posted to this damn blog.  Now if you want to crown him after two straight hat tricks, then crown his a**!  But he is who we thought he was!!!  And we let him off the hook!!!!!

#4 - turbozo

Peyton completes his personal evaluation of the Colts Cheerleading Squad and even though Becky protested being cut by the QB, he explained as tactfully as he could that...'look b^t*h, I'm Peyton Freaking Manning...I get final cut on all this sh^t...now get the hell off my field'.

#5 - Dutch Boy

I think Blatter has a "going problem."

Theme - kmvenne

I'm going to outsource my theme post to the first base umpire that blew the perfect game for the Tigers, Jim Joyce.

1) "Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I was a big time investor in a 2007 real estate investment group that bought up a lot of Michigan property. I'm not exactly a big fan of this town..."

2) "Really, considering Detroit is too poor to afford bullets, tazers, or even giant sticks, what's the worst they can do? Hit me in the nuts?"

3) "Maybe I can tell everyone there was a funhouse mirror between me and first base that make the play look safe! Yea, that'll work!"

4) "Bud Selig told me to stop this influx of perfect games before the baseball purists start throwing a fit, and if so I could have a harlot of women. And none of them were interested in Manning, so perhaps they are more into my 1930's style facial hair look! Any of you ladies interested in a walrus-moustache ride?"

5) "Hey, if worse comes to worse, these guys from FIFA will hire me. Remember that handball that let France into the World Cup? I could have botched that call in my sleep

June Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 3
1. kmvenne - 3
1. turbozo - 3
2. Buccingator - 2
3. Dutch Boy - 1



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 2, 2010 10:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

I'm going to outsource my theme post to the first base umpire that blew the perfect game for the Tigers, Jim Joyce.

1) "Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I was a big time investor in a 2007 real estate investment group that bought up a lot of Michigan property. I'm not exactly a big fan of this town..."

2) "Really, considering Detroit is too poor to afford bullets, tazers, or even giant sticks, what's the worst they can do? Hit me in the nuts?"

3) "Maybe I can tell everyone there was a funhouse mirror between me and first base that make the play look safe! Yea, that'll work!"

4) "Bud Selig told me to stop this influx of perfect games before the baseball purists start throwing a fit, and if so I could have a harlot of women. And none of them were interested in Manning, so perhaps they are more into my 1930's style facial hair look! Any of you ladies interested in a walrus-moustache ride?"

5) "Hey, if worse comes to worse, these guys from FIFA will hire me. Remember that handball that let France into the World Cup? I could have botched that call in my sleep!"

The joy of waiting to do your theme post...sometimes they write themselves...





Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 7:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!


4) Weary of his mother’s antics, Peyton quietly asks her to go back to the stands.




Typo mania today




Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 7:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!


4) Weary of his mother’s antics, Peyton quietly asks his her to go back to the stands.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 2, 2010 7:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

Don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think this is one of my better works.....




Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 7:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

1.  A small investment group is going around the country buying up talk and news format radio stations and replacing the talk with all classic rock and roll 6 days a week.  On Sundays they will play the songs nominated for BuccinGator's Worst Song Tournament.

2.  Agatha Christis's favorite Belgian soccer player, Hercule Poirot, yells out his famous oath, "sacrebleu Bat Man", as his teammate doubles over in laughter.

3.  Secret Service agents test out the Obama teleprompter before every speech.

4.  The Colts passing game works because the Colts pass protection is superb and you can see in this picture that Manning can take his own sweet time in the pocket.

5.  FIFA board members can't agree on minor details like the size of the official ball.




Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 6:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

OOPS TYPO

1) Barack and his aides discuss their new policy on discussing anything that could negatively impact his approval ratings.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 5:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!


3) Old King Cole tries to explain the need for a protective mask/crown. TMZ reported that evening that his story was untrue and that in fact Old Queen Cole caught him fiddlin' with 3 lady ho's and broke his flippin' nose.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 5:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!


1) Barack and his aides discuss their new policy on discussing anything that could negatively impact his approvoal ratings.

1) Welcome to Rhinotillexomania! ESPN2's coverage of this event provoked mixed feelings of disgust and amusement.*

*kinda like reading through these captions

2) Enzo always got the giggles when Ramon talked about their ferret.

3) What? You can't hear me? Oh, my appologies, I forgot to turn off the royal cone of silence.




Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: June 2, 2010 4:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: No More Talk!

1) Always to be in the middle of controversey, Nike has branded themselves "The Official Apparel of Ex-Husbands."


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