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Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

Posted on: June 14, 2010 11:35 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 10
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
3. Buccingator - 7
4. River_Rat - 5
5. turbozo - 3
5. huachuca - 3
5. D2Moo - 3
6. WarpedMind - 1
6. Dutch Boy - 1
6. PheasantPlucker - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, BuccinGator, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 15, 2010 9:50 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

#1 - D2Moo

Only at a World Cup event would a beautiful young woman have to revert to touching herself because all the males in the audience are too busy watching other guys flop around on the pitch and almost trying to score goals. 

#2 - Mr. Mo-Chi

After an online poll voted these fans as "The Biggest D**kheads in All of Sports", they just decided to embrace it, by introducing their newest mascot, the purple headed warrior.

#3 - River_Rat

Look Pete, it isn't going to catch on.  Your the only one that wants to do the high woody.

#4 - kmvenne

English guy: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I have some Grey Poupon. You Yanks don't know the first thing about our country, do you?

#5 - wetookthebait

After discovering quaaludes, Sonic the Hedgehog lacks the motivation he had back in his early 90's Sega Genesis days.

Theme - Mr. Mo-Chi

Game Show References

1) OK Alex. I'll take "Reasons to Leave My Wife" for 300.

2) "The Fatherland.....Loud, Drunken Fans.....Belief in the Master Race....." "People Who are Fans of Germany!"

3) "OK. Back to the red team. Answer for $500, or take the physical challenge?" "We'll take the physical challenge." "OK. The correct ansewr to: Who's guaranteed to not win the World Cup this year, is Germany!"

4) "Bob's outfit was soooo riduculous....." "How ridiculous was it?" "Bob's outfit was soooo ridiculous, that this van full of Americans thought he was a complete ___________!"

5) "Alright. Come on. Come on. Big Money! Big Money! No Whammies.........Stop! Ohhhhhh"

June Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 11
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. Buccingator - 7
4. River_Rat - 6
5. D2Moo - 4
6. turbozo - 3
6. huachuca - 3
7. WarpedMind - 1
7. Dutch Boy - 1
7. PheasantPlucker - 1
7. wetookthebait - 1



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 15, 2010 9:28 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

Sorry guys, because of low traffic on this blog recently I've been trying to let this go until the next morning to get the most responses as possible. I'm scoring it right now. Be back in a little bit.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 15, 2010 5:45 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

Just had to do this:

More Classic Stacks of Wax from the D2 misic vault: 

1.  I Touch Myself - Divinyls (Australian group)

2.  Alien - Atlanta Rythym Section

3.  Careless Whisper - Wham (Featuring George Michael)

4.  I Wanna Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

5.  Lonesome Loser - Little River Band



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 15, 2010 4:56 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

1.  Only at a World Cup event would a beautiful young woman have to revert to touching herself because all the males in the audience are too busy watching other guys flop around on the pitch and almost trying to score goals. 

1.  Katy wishes all those good looking guys in the stands would put their lips on her instead of those silly horns they were making noise with.

2.  Now you mention it, purple alien blow up dolls do resemble drunk German futbol fans.

3.  Hans, I have told you for the fifth time, I have no interest in seeing where Rooney accidently kicked you in the last World Cup.

4.  If America had been around during the Crusades to hold the English's hands, maybe the Middle East would be much different today.

5.  All this member of the Dog Pound remembers is getting drunk at the last Browns game of the season.  Ending up in a soccer stadium half a year later hungover meant only one thing, he had to cut back on the Jaeger Bombs. That and his credit card was maxed out too.




Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: June 15, 2010 3:54 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

Let's try that again.

5. Charles ponders what might have been. " If I had only sat in seat 27 , Robert Green would have handled that strike."





Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: June 15, 2010 2:18 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

5. Charles ponders what might have been. " If I had only sat in seat 25, Robert Green would have handled that strike."



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: June 15, 2010 12:28 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

5. After discovering quaaludes, Sonic the Hedgehog lacks the motivation he had back in his early 90's Sega Genesis days.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 14, 2010 9:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

1) This is the World Cup lade, the one time every 4 years obsessive soccer geeks stop watching 24 hour soccer programming and come out of their parents' basement to watch games. You don't need to do the "hot to the touch" motion. Believe me, you got your pick of the unimpressive, face painted, virgin littler.

2) In an effort to not feel bad about the Celtics being one game away from a Finals win, Sam Cassell enjoys the soccer action in South Africa to get away from it all.

3) Whoa whoa whoa! Stop right there. It's a nice haircut and a pretty striking face, so I was cool with the shirt part. But now that I see your scrawny chest, there's no chance in hell you are too sexy for your shorts. Keep those things on.

4) English guy: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I have some Grey Poupon. You Yanks don't know the first thing about our country, do you?

5) A black Socceroo fan? Figuratively and literally one lonely lot in life...



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: June 14, 2010 8:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

3. On the set of the controversial forthcoming Universal picture "Broke Fullback Mountain."



Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: June 14, 2010 6:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: The hooligans return!

1.)  "Yeah, unless the 'keys' in your pocket are the ones to God's Harley and mansion in Heaven, I don't think that they're going to impede me getting past you back to my seat, perv."


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