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Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

Posted on: July 2, 2010 11:00 am
 

***I'll score this sucker on Monday night, so feel free to stop in all weekend.***



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July Scoreboard

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How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 5, 2010 11:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

River_Rat
1.  Gimme that thing!  First of all, it is NOT a camo fishing hat....and quit yelling Git Er Done.

D2Moo
2.  Things are so bad in Europe these days that at the end of the day, companies have to suspend the workers along with the equipment to keep thieves from stealing them overnight.

River_Rat
3.  You think Civil War re-enactors are strict with rules of staying authentic, wait till you see what is in store for the knights with the sunglasses.

Mr. Mo-Chi
4) Dude, that's not what your teammate had in mind when he wanted you to "knuckle" him!

ktopp24
#5 - "....and the next item up for bids at the auction for Gary Coleman's estate is...."


BuccinGator
Stay In School!  Otherwise ...:

1) ... you could be nominated to be the chef for the Slovenian national football team and have to learn how to prepare dishes like Obara and Bujta repa.  Doesn't sound too bad until you factor in exactly who you will be feeding.
2) ... you might wind up a Dutch Band geek.  There's three things I can't stand in the world.  Nuclear war, band geeks, and the Dutch.
3) ... you could end up the northern end of a southbound horse.  And, without the ale.
4) ... you might forget the most basic of things, such as putting on both your jock strap and your belt before a match.
5) ... you could wind up being the caddy for Ben Roethlisberger.  Rude, cheap, and heaven forbid he find you slightly attractive.


July Scoreboard

1. River_Rat - 2
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
2. D2Moo - 1
2. BuccinGator - 1
2. ktopp24 - 1



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 5, 2010 9:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

Do I need to put in a vacation day request for Monday then? Just spoke with HR... apparently you only have 7 hours of time accrued, so you'll need to dip in to your sick time. (Gotta love big companies. Wink )



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 5, 2010 8:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

1) For the invention of the nuked grilled cheese sandwich with ketchup sauce, Peter was crowned Team Top Chef and given the ceremonial chef crown.

2) Based on faulty intellegence about LeBron heading to Rotterndam for the week, ESPN deploys skydiving reporters over the town looking for the scoop, then goes back to making stuff up.

3) The knights of the roundtable go hunting for the excommunicated Wayne Rooney to banish him from the kingdom and into that trailer home where bum Rooney was said to go after his failure, as foretold by the Nike commercial.

4) Thinking "The Queen" was the actual queen and not some guy in drag, Felipe performs the most embarassing, girliest, unrecoverable courtsey in history.

5) Seeing an opening for a black golfer, 50 cent makes a dramatic entrance to the tour.



Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: July 4, 2010 9:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

#1 Now that you can not see or hear what is going on, you will no longer tell your teammates what they are doing wrong.
#2  A soccer players legs are critical. As a means of strength building you will undergo free-fall.
#3 What are you guys dressed up for? It's not getting you any better seats.
#4 Oh, no! I never took off my slippers.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 3, 2010 1:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

#5 - "....and the next item up for bids at the auction for Gary Coleman's estate is...."



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 3, 2010 1:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

Stay In School!  Otherwise ...:

1) ... you could be nominated to be the chef for the Slovenian national football team and have to learn how to prepare dishes like Obara and Bujta repa.  Doesn't sound too bad until you factor in exactly who you will be feeding.

2) ... you might wind up a Dutch Band geek.  There's three things I can't stand in the world.  Nuclear war, band geeks, and the Dutch.

3) ... you could end up the northern end of a southbound horse.  And, without the ale.

4) ... you might forget the most basic of things, such as putting on both your jock strap and your belt before a match.

5) ... you could wind up being the caddy for Ben Roethlisberger.  Rude, cheap, and heaven forbid he find you slightly attractive.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 3, 2010 9:59 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

1.  So that's how they get the turf in "Surf and Turf".  It isn't beef, it's just grass form soccer cleats.

1.  The coach didn't have a dunce cap to punish Hans for an own goal in practice, so an old chef's hat from a local cafe had to do.  Hans was so embarrased by this he gave up the game and took up an easier occupation, stealing bonds from Los Angeles office buildings.

2.  Things are so bad in Europe these days that at the end of the day, companies have to suspend the workers along with the equipment to keep thieves from stealing them overnight.

3.  I've heard of living in the past but some English fans take the term just a bit too seriously.

4.  Apparently this player needs practice in giving wedgies.  As seen by this photo, he is still having trouble grasping the concept although he has no trouble in grasping himself.

5.  D2's rental car on his trip.  When you ask, "What's your cheapest car available?", this is what you end up with in Seattle.  No top?  Oh well, it never rains in the Pacific Northwest.




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 2, 2010 11:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

1.  Gimme that thing!  First of all, it is NOT a camo fishing hat....and quit yelling Git Er Done.

2.  The battery maker after much thought decided to scrap their much less successful mascot, the Ray-O-Vac Raccoons.

3.  You think Civil War re-enactors are strict with rules of staying authentic, wait till you see what is in store for the knights with the sunglasses.

4.  Whoops.....I picked a bad time to have one of my Lady Gaga fantasies.   Damn, even popped my bubble wrap jock.

5.  Well we knew there would be ramifications when Verne Troyer stated hanging out with Snoop Dog.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 2, 2010 5:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

***I'll score this sucker on Monday night, so feel free to stop in all weekend.***

Do I need to put in a vacation day request for Monday then?



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: July 2, 2010 4:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cone of Shame!

4) Dude, that's not what your teammate had in mind when he wanted you to "knuckle" him!



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