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Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

Posted on: July 6, 2010 12:07 pm
Edited on: July 6, 2010 12:53 pm
 
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July Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 2
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
2. D2Moo - 1
2. BuccinGator - 1
2. ktopp24 - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2010 11:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

Wow... Definitely one of the better days in a while. Very tough choices on almost every number, but especially 2 and 4. Turbozo is today's near miss. Tough luck, man.

Mr. Mo-Chi
1) I'm starting to understand why Cabrera was drinking so heavily.

ktopp24
#2 - Left to right - BuccinGator - kmvenne - Mr Mo-Chi - River_Rat - D2Moo
All standing on the road side hoping Lance Bass will drive by.

huachuca
3.  Everything about soccer is odd including their tests to see if a player has a concussion.

BuccinGator
4) Michael Strahan's younger brother Darrell plays pick-up ball.

kmvenne
5) A little too desperate to maintain his status as a comedy champion, Buccin just starts doing any funny idea he has all at once, to tragic results.


Mr. Mo-Chi
We're not In......

1) .....Philadelphia anymore. So, ease up on the brotherly love there!
2) .....2005 anymore. Try jumping on the bandwagon of a legitimate contender.
3) .....Europe anymore. In most other places in the world, it's usually considerd a little bit fruity to play with another man's hair.
4) .....The South anymore. No one here is impressed that you have all of your teeth.
5) .....Kansas anymore. This look doesn't work in the bars, even during karaoke night!

July Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 3
2. River_Rat - 2
2. BuccinGator - 2
2. ktopp24 - 2
3. D2Moo - 1
3. huachuca - 1
3. kmvenne - 1



Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2010 10:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

#1 If you promise to stop dogging it and get me that date with your hot sister, I'll continue to clip you toenails and your nose hairs after each game for another month.
#3 Luckily we won, no thanks to you. Passing the ball back and past our goalie for their score certainly didn't make it easy.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2010 9:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

3. Hans immediately wished he'd scheduled his hair plug appointment for the offseason.



Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2010 9:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!


1.  Every fan knows about the designated hitter in the American League, but only insiders know about the player designated to wake him up in time to bat.

2.  They could afford a trip to watch the Tour de France by promising to advertise for Lance snacks.

3.  Everything about soccer is odd including their tests to see if a player has a concussion.

4.  They call their fitness club "Exodus" because if you don't shape up, they throw you out.

5.  Bobby Petrino will do anything to get his players psyched up to take on Alabama this fall. 

[Phil Steele picks them third in the SEC West but then turns around and says they are capable of going 12-0.]






Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2010 9:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

1.  So what harm can it cause?  I'll tell you what harm it can cause!  The world does NOT need a cross eyed Cupid.

2.  Try as they might, the fan club of Sponge Bob Lance Pants just couldn't make a breaktru with the kids....

3.  This is getting ridiculous Brad.  If you need a pep talk from Yellow Hand Man and the Ear Tickler every time you get ready for a game....then maybe we need a new water boy.

4. Ummmm Clint...You do know there isn't a Tight End position in basketball right.....

5.  Until the Johnson Kid stops teething....keep him at least 10 miles away from me......DANG!!!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 6, 2010 5:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

As long as I'm not the "A."  Oh, hey, according to our part-time judge, that's you, champ! That's cool. Those hats get you LAID in France. I assume these are women, it's hard to tell amist the cloud of cigerette smoke...
1) After hosting WWE Raw, Johnny Damon thinks he picked up the intimidating glare of Randy Orton, but instead, he picked up a look of pure confusion and bewilderment of Santillo Marella that makes his teammates nervous to be around him.

2) Dealing with the statistical improbability of 5 fly's breaking at once, Nike's free Livestrong signs become a clever way to avoid a public exposure charge.

3) After his teammates head sprung 18 inches in the air, only attached by a crude plastic brace, the keeper regretted buying his new Rock Em Sock Em Robot brand goaltender gloves.

4) "Is this the NBA Summer League? I can't tell one poorly orginized games of hoops from the next...this could be YMCA noonball for all I know..."

5) A little too desperate to maintain his status as a comedy champion, Buccin just starts doing any funny idea he has all at once, to tragic results.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2010 3:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

We're not In......

1) .....Philadelphia anymore. So, ease up on the brotherly love there!

2) .....2005 anymore. Try jumping on the bandwagon of a legitimate contender.

3) .....Europe anymore. In most other places in the world, it's usually considerd a little bit fruity to play with another man's hair.

4) .....The South anymore. No one here is impressed that you have all of your teeth.

5) .....Kansas anymore. This look doesn't work in the bars, even during karaoke night!



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: July 6, 2010 3:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

1) I'm starting to understand why Cabrera was drinking so heavily.

2) Whoever thought Cruella DeVille was a rabid cycling fan?



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2010 3:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

Uncommon Phobias and Manias:

1) Malaxophobia

2) Cyclomania

3) Hadeophobia (I mean, what else is soccer?)

4) Odontophobia

5) Swinomania



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 6, 2010 2:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dugout love!

4) "They're going to give me a signing bonus off....One......Miiillliiiooonnn Dollars!"Wrong finger, but still funny as hell.  Nicely done, Mo-Chi.


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