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Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

Posted on: July 15, 2010 11:50 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 12
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
3. kmvenne - 6
4. River_Rat - 4
5. huachuca - 3
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. ktopp24 - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. momluvsfootball - 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. turbozo - 1
8. Shuless Joe - 0.99

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Dec 6, 2006
Posted on: July 18, 2010 11:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

4) Addidas Adult Diapers - for your active senior lifestyle.



Since: Jan 2, 2010
Posted on: July 16, 2010 4:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

1   Let's see Charlie Sheen top this!
2   It,s good I stop draggin my knuckles.
3   Seventies porn stars chillren.
4   C'mon Brett one more year.
5   I see mexicans




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2010 11:11 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

Great day, Mo-Chi! Narrow misses by kmvenne and Gator for the set, and No. 5 was a pretty tight call as well.

Mr. Mo-Chi
1) The 2010 ESPY's were less about the quarterbacks, and more about the tight ends!!

Mr. Mo-Chi
2) Al Sharpton will now be boycotting the X Games, as visual evidence of the large, oppresive hand of the white man, holding this young kid back surfaces!

BuccinGator
3) So what I want to know is, why is Wade Boggs in this picture?

kmvenne
4) Determined not to go out with a whimper and to leave her mark on this world, Alice set a Guiness world record for "Loudest death rattle"

BuccinGator
5) And with the sudden and unexpected appearance of two members of the 18th U.S. Cavalry, France surrendered yet again.


Mr. Mo-Chi
Living in the Shadows

1) Nice try Shockey. You'll still never eclipse Jeter's resume!
2) I guess Tony Hawk left some pretty big gloves to fill.
3) Sorry Will. You'll never be quite as funny as....well....., anyone who's ever worked on SNL.
4) After Matthau and Lemmon's passing, studios still wanted to do another sequal. But the idea of Grumpy Old Broads never got off of the ground.
5) Decendants of some of history's great train robbers try to make their own nitch by robbing a new mode of transportation.


July Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 14
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. kmvenne - 7
4. River_Rat - 4
5. huachuca - 3
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. ktopp24 - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. momluvsfootball - 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. turbozo - 1
8. Shuless Joe - 0.99

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2010 10:15 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

Scores coming up...



Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: July 15, 2010 9:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

   #1  Jeremy here is just arm candy for the girls, who are hoping to get a photo shoot out of this.
   #3 Lucky you. We are a hot threesome ready for the big time.
   #4 Grandma is really into her shuffleboard. Winners here get a freebie for bingo tomorrow night.
   #5 American old west fans follow the cyclers in hopes all foreigners will lose control.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 15, 2010 6:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

1. Jeremy discovers that renting beats buying when it comes to women.  The selection is better as well.

2.  In the 60's it was the Fabulous Flying Fickle Finger of Fate.  In 2010, it has become the Fabulous Flying SK-8er Boy Whole Hand.  Somehow the imagery is not quite the same for us old timers.

3.  Picture of the 80's meeting the 90's meeting today in the hair style department. 

4.  Janice doubled over her friend Betty after her errant weight knocked Janice's out of the 10 spot.  Even old people are sore losers.

5.  Whooowhee.  Look at 'em son.  Glad it's open season on those two wheeled varmits that hog the road from the cars.  This ought to be easy pickins.  Just keep holding that flag and distractin' 'em.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 15, 2010 5:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

4. Old people are a lot like babies: They eat mushy food, don't walk very well, and make hilarious faces when they're pooping themselves.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: July 15, 2010 4:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

#4.  After pushing the biscuit out of the way, Marge tried desperately to contain the sausage gravy.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: July 15, 2010 4:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

#1.  Jeremy understood how important the snappers were to the team.
#2.  The Barehand Bandit made his mother proud by teaching himself how to fly on a stolen skateboard.
#3.  They returned from South Africa with a new sports term, The Soccer Shocker! Two in the Stink.
#4.  The biscuit just wouldn't move.
#5.  The 1st Annual Tour de Arizona is underway.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 15, 2010 3:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: I hate Jeremy Shockey

Classified ads - all in 6 words!

1) Wanted: Two floozies. Herpes not problamatic.

2) Trading: Skateboard art. Looking for bong.

3) Needed: Bros to "Ice" fellow bros.

4) Wanted: Shuffleboard opponent. Hearing a negative.

5) For sale: Western chaps. Worn once.


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