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Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

Posted on: July 19, 2010 12:07 pm
Edited on: July 19, 2010 12:11 pm
 
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July Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 14
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. kmvenne - 7
4. River_Rat - 4
5. huachuca - 3
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. ktopp24 - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. momluvsfootball - 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. turbozo - 1
8. Shuless Joe - 0.99

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 11:54 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

Where is Joe? Who let this hack pick the winners? He cant even pick his own nose.Not sure if you're being serious or not, but if you read the bylaws of our little get together, Section A, Paragraph 2 clearly states that on Mondays and Wednesdays, community member ktopp24 will be the celebrity guest judge, or something to that effect.



Since: Nov 30, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 11:29 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

Where is Joe? Who let this hack pick the winners? He cant even pick his own nose.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 20, 2010 8:43 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

#1 - Mr. Mo-Chi

These men are stalking racer #37, who rumored to have a Capital One Venture Card. What's in your wallet?

#2 - kmvenne

Oddly enough, last New Year's Eve, I had a very similar sign for the girl I brought home from the bar. It said "Well played Crissy, make me a sandwich by 2010".

#3 - NCAABKJNKY81

Johnny wasn't the brightest hunter in the group, nearly broke the glass before the fifth grade teacher took away his stick.

#4 - kmvenne

The effects of the new truth in advertising act is most clearly noticed in NASCAR, where all drivers must have an automatic rifle on a gunrack on the back windshield. Unsurprising, for safety reasons, these guns can only shoot Hot Pocket SideShots.

#5 - huachuca

Los Dos?  The two what?  Either they ran out of room to complete the phrase or they couldn't translate "hooters" into Spanish.

Theme - Mr. Mo-Chi

Either.....

1) .....the Tour de France is going through an undiscovered part of France, or these guys are trying to prove they're just as crazy as soccer fans.

2) .....the Open Championship does this out of tradition, or everyone just lost interest after Tiger fell out of contention, even the people presenting the trophy.

3) .....Jimmy is having his midlife crisis, or he fell wayyy off the reservation.

4) .....this guy's fed up with losing, or the United States Postal Service became the new sponsor of NASCAR.

5) .....Los Dos is a translation for "Hot Mess", or this girls just giving a preview of the position she'll be passed out in after 2 more shots of tequila!!

July Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 14
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 12
3. kmvenne - 9
4. River_Rat - 4
4. huachuca - 4
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. ktopp24 - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. momluvsfootball - 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. turbozo - 1
7. NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
8. Shuless Joe - 0.99



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 20, 2010 8:20 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

Yeah yeah yeah.....blah blah blah

I didn't get home until after midnight last night, but the AC/DC tribute band was awesome!!!

I'll get this done right now....



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 20, 2010 2:27 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

Wow, a Leisure Suit Larry reference.  Makes me wonder if the champ has gone lookin' for love in several wrong places. Everyone feels a burn when they pee, right?



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 12:23 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

1.  Cheap European rip-off commerical of the Capitol 1 ads.  Unfortunately for these raiders, they sent them to the Tour De France, where the participants are known to leave their wallets at home while riding through thr countryside.  There's always the tourists though.

2.  Sandwich?  I guess Louis has a year to decide on Subway, Quiznos, or Blimpies.  Hard to go wrong with any of them.

3.  Yeah, I tried that once.  All I caught was hell from the Aquarium Director and a trip to the police station.

4.  Man. and they complained about Carl's tactics over the weekend?  I guess if your competition's tires are all shot out, you'll pretty much win the race.

4.  Don't give that to Bob Keselowski at any track where Carl's racing.

5.  I guess she likes to bust really big balls.  With those shoes, that ball won't last two more minutes.




Since: Dec 6, 2006
Posted on: July 19, 2010 11:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

4) Bi-Mart Race Track & Game Farm
Belmont North Carolina




No disrespect, North Carolina is one of my favorite states - but if you've been there you'll get it.



Since: Dec 6, 2006
Posted on: July 19, 2010 10:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

5) Los Dos Drag model poses for photographer who asked, "show me your nuts".



Since: Oct 24, 2007
Posted on: July 19, 2010 10:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

#1 Shuless Joe getting Buccin, ktopp and the rest of the gane gang together for a perfect picture for the photo caption contest!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 19, 2010 10:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Primitive Cultures

5) I don't know what's up with the soccer part, but I'm pretty sure that not even Leisure Suit Larry wants anything to do with that girl in the picture...
Wow, a Leisure Suit Larry reference.  Makes me wonder if the champ has gone lookin' for love in several wrong places.


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