Blog Entry

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

Posted on: July 20, 2010 12:00 pm
 
Picture 1

























Picture 2





























Picture 3




































Picture 4





































Picture 5



































July Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 14
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 12
3. kmvenne - 9
4. River_Rat - 4
4. huachuca - 4
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. ktopp24 - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. momluvsfootball - 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. turbozo - 1
7. NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
8. Shuless Joe - 0.99

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2010 1:16 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

BuccinGator
1) Miller ballpark replaces the famous sausage race with the "things that can affect your sausage" race to increase STD awareness.

WarpedMind
2)  "Green card, mon!  I said I needed a green card."

huachuca
3.  Kramer does his stretching for that episode of Seinfeld where he was swimming in the East River.

Mr. Mo-Chi
4) It's only fitting that a cardboard cutout squares off against a paper champion!!

nathan2940
5) "Stuff this can in there man, you won't look so sma--, I mean cold.  Totally meant cold."


BuccinGator
Straight To DVD Hollywood Sequels:

1) "Mascots In The Infield"
2) "More Dull Combat: The 2010 FIFA World Cup"
3) "Fools Dive In (Where Angels Fear To Swim)"
4) "Star Wars Episode 5 1/4: The Empire Strikes Back With A Left Jab"
5) "Raiders Of The Lost Sobriety"


July Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 16
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 13
3. kmvenne - 9
4. huachuca - 5
5. River_Rat - 4
5. WarpedMind - 4
6. ktopp24 - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. momluvsfootball - 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. turbozo - 1
7. NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
7. nathan2940 - 1
8. Shuless Joe - 0.99




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 11:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

4.  The champ pushes his new training video which includes hauling 4 pieces of heavy championship hardware around all day.  The DVD is free.  The belts, $250,000 each.  Of course buy three and get the fourth free helps out alot. 

 




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 11:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

2.  It was just as the ref had suspected.  It really was the players down through the years who couldn't see worth a crap.  Using the yellow card just added insult to the injury.

3.  The form was great and the dive expertly executed.  The problem was the diver's coach had entered him into the 15th annual bellybuster contest in Branson, MO, and all the diver got for a score was a 2 for originality.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 11:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

1.  It was bad enough that Fernando had a bad case of jock itch.  Just when he though it couln't get any worse, he also came down witha case of man size crabs as well.  That'll keep the trainer busy for a couple of weeks.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 7:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

5) Behold, Raiders Nation! I have obtained the BEER VUVUZELA! Now we can be drunk and annoying at the EXACT same time!Raider Nation already accomplishes this with apolmb.  Good stuff, champ.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: July 20, 2010 5:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

1) I've found myself craving fish taco many a time, if you know what I mean (ktopp, we all know you do not know what I mean...), but a crab taco? You gotta be one hell of a masochist to want some of a crab taco...

2) Former music star turned soccer official Eddie Money gives the player his famous "I got ONE ticket to paradise" line while producing the yellow card. The player stands dumbfounded, not that he got a yellow card, but at the fact that Eddie Money is white. How the hell is Eddie Money white?!?!?!

3) With precious Cheetos dust on his knee, Johnny took up diving, in the hopes he could spin so fast the precious cheese dust would fall into his mouth.

4) I've heard of a paper champion, but a paper challenger? It's no wonder boxing is in so much trouble!

5) Behold, Raiders Nation! I have obtained the BEER VUVUZELA! Now we can be drunk and annoying at the EXACT same time!



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: July 20, 2010 4:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

1.  To save on administrative costs, the team hired Frank to come up with the mascot's costume.  Frank is a one armed Veteran who is still tripping balls off of all the agent orange he absorbed in Vietnam.  He came up with the idea to put a hot dog, a hamburger, a turtle, and a crab all in one for the costume!  Good going Frank!

2.  "Look at the board behind me and tell me what letters you see."

3.  Certain that he was in for another alien abduction, Dan assumed the anal probing position to save the alien's time so that Dan could get on with his life.

4.  Poster boy Johnny Cardboard won his 3rd title in last night's match against the airbrush.

5.  And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the REAL reason Brett Favre went to Minnesota!




Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: July 20, 2010 4:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

1) This gives a whole new meaning to pinch runner!

2) "Huh? You're all mixed up. You're supposed to ask me to pick a card before asking me if this one is mine."

3) I guess if you want to preserve the environment around the diving board, that makes you a knee hugger!

4) It's only fitting that a cardboard cutout squares off against a paper champion!!

5) Yes everybody. Bidding for this hunk starts at 1 Coors Light. Hard to believe he's stayed single for this long!!



Since: Aug 26, 2009
Posted on: July 20, 2010 4:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

3) ... and the Miami Heat squeeze one more player under the cap.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2010 3:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: We've got crabs!

Straight To DVD Hollywood Sequels:

1) "Mascots In The Infield"

2) "More Dull Combat: The 2010 FIFA World Cup"

3) "Fools Dive In (Where Angels Fear To Swim)"

4) "Star Wars Episode 5 1/4: The Empire Strikes Back With A Left Jab"

5) "Raiders Of The Lost Sobriety"



The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of CBS Sports or CBSSports.com