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Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

Posted on: July 26, 2010 10:51 am
 
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July Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 18
2. BuccinGator - 17
3. kmvenne - 9
4. huachuca - 6
5. WarpedMind - 5
6. River_Rat - 4
7. nathan2940 - 3
8. ktopp24 - 2
8. D2Moo - 2
9. momluvsfootball - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
9. Meat Supply - 1
9. turbozo - 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
9. chmearm2 - 1
9.01. Shuless Joe - 0.99

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2010 1:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

billyxxxho
1) " The plane, the plane".

River_Rat
2. Fred was forced to make yet another trip to the store for more aluminium foil.  It seems his wife went ballistic about how she was going to save the leftover meatloaf anfter another Major Tom episode.

Mr. Mo-Chi
3) Mr. Clean tackles all of the tough stains, including hard water, grime and deep crossing routes!!

D2Moo
4.  Look, we all knew Harry Caray.  This man is no Harry Caray.  He does have one thing in common though.  His act is as dead as Harry.

BuccinGator
5) Alyssa hawks her new "Alyssa Milano Mint Passionfruit Sandwich, er, Cookie."



Mr. Mo-Chi
New TV Spinoffs:

1) Russell Simmons brings Asian comedy to the stage with Blind Comedy Jam!
2) Jersey Shore, partnered with the producers of The Greatest American Hero, brings us The Greatest American Disappointment , on VH-1. Still starring the cast of Jersey Shore.
3) Cameras follow around some of our nation's most overworked janitors and the nasty messes that follow, in The Deadliest Flush.
4) Johnny Bench tries to freshen his image by hanging out of a bunch of vacant, Orange County blondes in Over the Hills.
5) Alyssa Milano is to carry the torch from Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex in a Public Bathroom! Special guest appearances by Ben Roethlisberger.



July Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 20
2. BuccinGator - 18
3. kmvenne - 9
4. huachuca - 6
5. WarpedMind - 5
5. River_Rat - 5
6. nathan2940 - 3
6. D2Moo - 3
7. ktopp24 - 2
8. momluvsfootball - 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
8. Meat Supply - 1
8. turbozo - 1
8. NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
8. chmearm2 - 1
8. billyxxxho - 1
9. Shuless Joe - 0.99



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2010 9:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

5.  I think Alyssa is taking this organic thing to extremes.  I guess she likes the grandkids of the 60's flower children.

There corrected the spelling.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2010 9:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

1.  She can hold the vuvuzela as high in the air as she wants.  If she blows it, flying funky monkeys come out of the sky and rip her lungs out.  Man, those Japanese game shows are brutal.

2.  This is the result of mixing Red Bull with Viagra.  If this condition lasts for more than 4 hours, call all your friends and brag like hell.

3.  Of course the stadium toilet tried to run away.  Would you want to be sat on by some 350 pound tub of goo that had 3 hours earlier consumed 4 brats with sauerkraut and two baskets of fake cheese, bean, and jalepeno nachos plus 14 tall boys.  I'd run away too.

4.  Look, we all knew Harry Caray.  This man is no Harry Caray.  He does have one thing in common though.  His act is as dead as Harry.

5.  I think Melissa is taking this organic thing to extremes.  I guess she likes the grandkids of the 60's flower children.



Since: Feb 4, 2009
Posted on: July 26, 2010 7:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

(1)  Tiger Woods introduces his new caddy.....The worlds smallest, seen here holding up a regulation size Nike golf tee.

(2)  Now that the oil leak is stopped, B.P. has rolled out it's new line of gulf coast swimwear.

(3)  As the Detroit Lions open summer training camp, dissapointment again sets in over their top wide receiver draft pick.

(4)  Johnny, WTF?!

(5)  This season on the T.V. reality show "Batchelorette", guest host Allysa Milano attempts to lure viewers by fingerpainting the male   contestants. 




Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: July 26, 2010 6:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

1.   It's Pat from SNL...still confusing people

2.   I know that Red Bull gives you wings, but really guy, how high are you going to fly?

3.   Always wondered why people would take their clothes off and run on the field.  I now know what they were going after...

4.   Mark McGrath's hair, Harry Caray's glasses and John Daly's clothes...you wouldn't think anyone could pull that look off, well done sir

5.   Alyssa Milano proves again, that no matter what she's standing next to, she's still hot.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2010 6:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

Don't know if I should attempt my set post now or not.

BEHOLD!!!:

1) Behold!  I have found the blue vuvuleza in the haystack, earning me the title of "Funky Monkey."

2) Behold!  I have landed on a strange planet and claim this land in the name of Loren.

3) Behold!  I have invented the Tackleable Traveling Toilet for those Thursday nights when one has had three too many shots of tequila (say that 10 times fast).

4) Behold!  I have written the acceptance speech that requires a graphic visual demonstration of the hold that Bud Selig has upon it.

5) Behold!  I have photographic proof that Alyssa Milano can be Charmed by weirder people than Shannen Doherty and Holly Marie Combs.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2010 6:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

Sorry if this is a double post.  Think the hamsters are catching back up from their strike.

4) Johnny Bench is revealed to be the secret identity of Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Max Headroom.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2010 6:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

You all forget to pay the IT department, Joe?  Or did the hamsters powering your servers go on strike for more feed?

4) Johnny Bench is revealed to be the identity of Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Max Headroom.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: July 26, 2010 2:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

Thanks, Buc. Everything is underlined cuz what you're saying carries that much emphasi!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2010 1:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Funky Monkey!

New TV Spinoffs:


1) Russell Simmons brings Asian comedy to the stage with Blind Comedy Jam!

2) Jersey Shore, partnered with the producers of The Greatest American Hero, brings us The Greatest American Disappointment , on VH-1. Still starring the cast of Jersey Shore.

3) Cameras follow around some of our nation's most overworked janitors and the nasty messes that follow, in The Deadliest Flush.

4) Johnny Bench tries to freshen his image by hanging out of a bunch of vacant, Orange County blondes in Over the Hills.

5) Alyssa Milano is to carry the torch from Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex in a Public Bathroom! Special guest appearances by Ben Roethlisberger.

Wow, Mo-Chi.  You have definitely taken over as king of the set posts.  Great stuff (not that I still won't try, anyways).  Not sure why everything is underlined or why I can't turn it off.  Stupid cbssports.com.


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