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Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

Posted on: August 10, 2010 10:44 am
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August Scoreboard
1. skinsinsk - 3
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
3. huachuca - 1 

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: August 11, 2010 8:55 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

No worries, Buc.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 11, 2010 8:25 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

Wow, Mo.  After getting on ktopp for stepping on your toes, I turn around and do the same thing by not paying attention.  Sorry.  At least Joe saw through my feeble attempt and gave you the point for number 1.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 11, 2010 12:41 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

Mr. Mo-Chi
1) With Braylon Edwards' hands, I sure hope he bought the extended warranty package for that TV!!

2.  Bobby's mother was not pleased about her sons slip of the tongue when he asked Mindy to sign his poster, "To Boob...err...Bobby, Breast .....  err... Best Wishes."

3) The Bengals organization, taking cheapness to an al time low, install quarter powered Gatorade pumps similar to the air pumps you see at the gas station.

4) "Yeah, I just figured I'd make Matt feel more comfortable about his own mobility."

5.  Sure it looked ridiculious, but it was the only way Nick Saban could watch the Dolphins practice without getting pummled.

Mr. Mo-Chi
OK. Raise your hand if you're....
1) going for the "Rick Williams Ganja Phase" look.
2) an aspiring actress.
3) Cincy's #1 receiver.
4) beyond the help of NutriSystem.
5) Mentally unstable.

August Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 4
2. skinsinsk - 3
3. River_Rat - 2
3. BuccinGator - 2
4. huachuca - 1 

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 10, 2010 10:27 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

Last week I ran a "Lazy Joe" contest Monday through Friday and I told the guys I'd ask if you would allow those points to carry over here. So now I'm asking.
Yep, I'm good with that. I'll let you combine the point totals tomorrow when you do the scoring.

Thanks boss! Laughing

Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: August 10, 2010 9:46 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

1.  That flat screen TV is the most important part of dorm life.  Just turn it on loud so the coach checking your room will assume you are not out on the town.

2.  The youngster just asked, "what is the most unusual thing you have ever autographed?" And only one person laughed.

3.  The National Anthem drill is now an important part of NFL Summer camps.

4.  If the salesman can't qualify you for a free power chair through Medicare, he might just give it to you anyway.

5.  Even the losers at paintball camp have a good time.

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 10, 2010 6:49 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

Only problem is there was only one great mind involved, and it posted first.  ktopp might have a "well oiled" mind ...

Does that mean, Buc, that you always have Lane Kiffen on your mind? Cool

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 10, 2010 6:49 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

1.  Everyting a player needs to get through training camp is on this cart.  Some bedding, three suitcases filled with video games, a Playstation, and some porno.  Life is good.  Until two a days get cranked up.

2.  Mom's eyebrows go up a bit when the cheerleader says to Junior, "Sure i'll sign the poster, but first pay me the $350 bucks you and your dad owe me for last night's romp at the Holiday Inn Express."

Actually, I did like Bucs #2.  It was right on and the kid is even wearing NW Missouri gear, my alma mater.

3.  Terrell:  Ocho, is that Carson screaming and throwing a fit over there?
     Ocho:  Yep, does it every training camp.  Has a tantrum until they serve strawberry shortcake for dinner and all the offensive linemen bow down and kiss his USC ring he still wears on his pinky.
      Terrell:  Ooh, this is going to be a wack year, I can tell already.

4.  The Chiefs, in a desparate move for more offense allow fans from the nearby retirement home to show WR's how to run their routes with a rascal scooter.  Rumor is Chris chambers may try using one in a game, if he can hold on to the controls.

5.  The bunny ears in pictures will always be cool, even on hip South Beach.

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 10, 2010 6:44 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

#4 - Not many people know this, but Charlie Weis' ego is sponsered by HoverRound.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 10, 2010 6:44 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

I Wonder If They Realize:

1) That Braylon's going to spend all camp ironing the clothes in that bag in the middle.

2) That this buffet has one of everything.

3) That T.O. secretly plans to give Ochocinco a Gatorade enema.

4) That this just makes Charlie look fatter and more out-of-shape (unless that shape is round).

5) That some mad scientist has been cross-breeding Dol-phans with Raider Nation.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 10, 2010 6:37 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Training Camp (Day 2)

1) "Hey, Edwards!!!  How come you can't hold on to the ball like you do that Hi-Def TV?"

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