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Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

Posted on: August 26, 2010 12:12 pm
Edited on: August 26, 2010 12:26 pm
 




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August Scoreboard

1. River_Rat - 19
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 13
4. skinsinsk - 12
5. PheasantPlucker - 6
6. D2Moo - 5
6. nathan2940 - 5
7. huachuca - 4 
7. wilwhite - 4
8. ktopp24 - 3
8. Vive_LeBron - 3
9. DrDallas - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 30, 2010 11:24 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

BTW, be nice to that NBA facts and rumors blog guys. Matt Moore and Royce Young is it? Those guys do really solid work. That thing is a hidden gem. It's like Ball Don't Lie back when Skeets was around, with actual analysis at times thrown in for a secret bonus. Thanks man!

Yeah... those guys do a helluva job. Couldn't ask much more. They're giving me a really good argument to get a third guy once the season gets going.



Since: Dec 1, 2006
Posted on: August 29, 2010 1:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

1.) Really? I thought they were supposed to be hard for this competition?
2.) If only I could have played against the USA in the Cup.
3.) Bianca! Think before you buy those curtains!
4.) If Jesus was competing today....
5.) If you don't give me that donut I'm going to club you.



Since: Aug 11, 2009
Posted on: August 28, 2010 8:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

1) I could nurture a few kids with these gems

2) Who cares if it falls on my head - I'm insured by Brit!

3) Gotta think for yerself ~ after all, this ain't the Fox network!

4) He walketh on water

5) Just checking to see if  it's lined with leather padding or something



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 27, 2010 10:44 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

I know I am too late but having never played y'alls game......I sure wanted a say with these pics..... 


DRWings, feel free to drop by anytime. Joe usually posts the pics by noon and the winners are picked usually that night (unless it's my day to judge and then it's done the next morning). Contest runs Monday through Thursday every week!!



Since: May 25, 2008
Posted on: August 27, 2010 2:28 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

I know I am too late but having never played y'alls game......I sure wanted a say with these pics..... 



1.)  "It's all a part of the new (women as equals bit), man!!!  We all have to wear what the ladies do.....including the sports bras!!!!"

2.) "It's all a part of the new (women as equals bit), man!!!  They want us to cover our legs during workouts to keep the distractions to a minimal!!!!"

3.) "It's all a part of the new (women as equals bit), man!!!  They want us to be as smart as the women are by.....wait...what was your question again???"

4.) "It's all a part of the new (women as equals bit), man!!!  But somehow yoga and swimming for men....never work!!!!

5.) "It's all a part of the new (women as equals bit), man!!!  These new self defense classes are going to get someone killed!!!  Tell me why are we supposed to just be the bigger man and turn the other cheek????  How about a butt cheek????"




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 27, 2010 12:18 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

Wow, this is the first homerun I think I've witnessed.  Excellent job, champ.  So much for this being ktopp day.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 26, 2010 11:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

He's back....

Nice job, kmvenne. And it wasn't for lack of competition, either. Some great stuff today, even though there have been slim pickings as far as pictures go. Wilwhite... nice job on the poetry. Close second.


kmvenne
1) You may be able to open up that man nipple with a beer bottle opener, but beleive me, frothy suds are the least thing that is coming out once you do it.

kmvenne
2) The Special Olympics version of Ivan Drago was far, far less impressive in stature, in how awesome the workouts looked, in every concievable way. Maybe it all the safety equiptment he has to wear....

kmvenne
3) "This is the path I want the bullet that puts me out of my soccer playing misery to take! Right in this side and out the other over here. Who will give me the sweet release of death????"

kmvenne
4) University of Florida football tryouts weere eventually won by this guy, for performing the most Tebow-like miracle.

Mr. Mo-Chi
5) Well, we finally found out what Rosie O'Donnell's been up to since leaving The View!!


River_Rat
Late Night Infomercials

1. Hi folks, this is Butch Patrick, you may know me as Eddie Munster from the hit series in the 60's.  I'm here to talk to you about Nip-Glass Cutter.  Just put the patented device over your nipple and have a friend pull it fast.  You too can then cut designer shapes in both glass and mirror with...get this....your own nipple.

2. Famous cricket player Ian Teabag here.  I get my strenght for hours of swatting at a little ball from the NO-Flex system.  With NO-Flex, nothing moves while you are yanking on it like a goat in Scotland.  How can you have more resistance training than this?

3.  Landon Donavan here for Pain-Be-Gone.  After several weeks in South Africa being forced to listen to the constant drone of the dreaded VuVuzela, I had a migrane the size of Kenya.  With Pain-Be-Gone I was better, if only Percy Harvin would have listened to me.

4.  Hi everyone, Michael Phelps here for Crazy Andy's Weed Emporium.  Need a buzz?  Want to do the things you can only dream of?  See Andy, he'll have you thinking all kinds of S*#t...err stuff is there......like this sweet SKi Nautique ready to take me for a glorius ride to the other end of the pool.

5. Hey folks, this is George Foreman for the Lardazz Weight Loss System.  Do you love food?  Like to go to the Buffet?  Well you to can still shead those pounds.  With Lardazz, we send one of our own Lardazzes, lets call him....KTopp, with you for a night on the town.  To eat, all you have to do is fight your way past him to fill your plate......


August Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 20
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 14
4. skinsinsk - 12
5. PheasantPlucker - 6
6. D2Moo - 5
6. nathan2940 - 5
7. huachuca - 4 
7. kmvenne - 4
7. wilwhite - 4
8. ktopp24 - 3
8. Vive_LeBron - 3
9. DrDallas - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2010 11:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

Chairs, walls, windows... even a ping-pong table. This new office has us all spoiled.

I figured you guys on the NBA side would get pop-a-shot.

BTW, be nice to that NBA facts and rumors blog guys. Matt Moore and Royce Young is it? Those guys do really solid work. That thing is a hidden gem. It's like Ball Don't Lie back when Skeets was around, with actual analysis at times thrown in for a secret bonus.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 26, 2010 11:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

You guys get chairs now? Chairs, walls, windows... even a ping-pong table. This new office has us all spoiled.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2010 11:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nipple slip!

You work here too?!?! Where do you sit?
You guys get chairs now?


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