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Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

Posted on: August 30, 2010 11:27 am
Edited on: August 30, 2010 11:27 am
 



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August Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 20
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 14
4. skinsinsk - 12
5. PheasantPlucker - 6
6. D2Moo - 5
6. nathan2940 - 5
7. huachuca - 4 
7. kmvenne - 4
7. wilwhite - 4
8. ktopp24 - 3
8. Vive_LeBron - 3
9. DrDallas - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 31, 2010 12:52 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

#1 - River_Rat

Being a constant drunk, Jake's picture is once again taken with a ball laying on his face, but this one hurt a lot more than when Big Larry does it to him at partys.

#2 - kmvenne

I've heard of a loose rim, but this is the first time I've seen a loose hole on top of the rim.

#3 - EagleMtnAirtax

In an attempt to boost spectators at the Men's World Water Polo Championships, FINA made an executive decision to drop "Men's" and add Topless to the title advertising instead for the 2010 World Topless Water Polo Championships. Males ranging from the ages of 18 to 43 quickly bought up every available ticket, but upon seeing the first match, 93% became highly disappointed.

#4 - BuccinGator

Silly soccer hazing involves rookies getting a Tim Tebow tat on their arm.

#5 - D2M00

Yes #8 was wearing the lucky thongs his wife gave him before the season started.  No, he never thought anyone outside the locker room would ever see them.  Yet here he was, his freedom while running around exposed to 80,000 fans and every camera in the place.
Yet, this was indeed his lucky day.  Usually he wore nothing under his shorts.

Theme - BuccinGator

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4) "Are you a victim of workplace harassment?  Do you feel like everybody's laughing at you instead of with you?  Do your co-workers call you a girl for wearing a ponytail?  Then it's time to sue those bastards for everything they've got.  And don't forget, if you are being harassed for a "protected class," we can clean out your supervisors and employers, too.  Dial 1-800-I-SUE-YOU begin_of_the_skype_highlighting         
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5) "Ever felt like you were being held back for that promotion, despite being more qualified?  Ever feel like your alternative lifestyle was the reason for being turned down time and time again?  And only because your shirt accidentally came untucked in front of the water cooler that day?  Well, what are you waiting for??  There's tons of free money out there just waiting to be won in the courtrooms, all for just a nominal fee.  With a simple call to 1-800-I-SUE-YOU begin_of_the_skype_highlighting         
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August Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 21
2. BuccinGator - 16
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 14
4. skinsinsk - 12
5. PheasantPlucker - 6
5. D2Moo - 6
6. nathan2940 - 5
6. kmvenne - 5
7. huachuca - 4 
7. wilwhite - 4
8. ktopp24 - 3
8. Vive_LeBron - 3
9. DrDallas - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax -1




Since: May 25, 2008
Posted on: August 31, 2010 12:48 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

1.)  OUCH!!!!  Now that's going to leave a mark.......Mark!!!!!

1.)  After John had viciously telling his buddies stories about his wife's misgivings.....  she clearly got him back by posted this video on YOUTUBE!!!!!

2.)  HAHA..... Talk about a RIM job!!!!

2.)  After everyone had "stood up" so proudly for the National Anthem....they proudly "stood up" again for the halftime show!!!!......And now so have I!!!

3.)  "OK for the last time.......the rules state that hardons sported during the event can be no longer than this!!!" 

3.)  "Speaking of itsy bitsy teeny weeny........you guys should see your teeny weinies!!!!!!"  HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

4.)  "They're all going to laugh at you, They're all going to laugh at you" was all that reverberated through Ramon's head before he erupted and had his "Carrie" moment and viciously slaughtered the whole team!!!  Silly thing was, they were laughing at someone else!!!!

4.)  "Eh stawp mi eef yuv erd dees wan bout main nd cheep nd cleef.......OH Kay?????  Eh....I hovent eevun towd de jok yit sow wye yu laufeen?????"

5.)  Hoping to show his true support for Kenya's new "Support of Freedom", Khalid drew the Ire and the "eye" of a nation when he mistakenly showed his "Freedom of Support"!!!!!!

5.)  EEEWWWWW........those new multi-colored drawers were working for the team with the "yellow" in the front and "brown" in the back!!!  Problem was the wives complained that they had to wash "skid marks" all day and often found their undies in their husbands dresser drawers!!!!!



Since: May 25, 2008
Posted on: August 30, 2010 11:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

1.)  All Frank's friends made cruel references to the time he was spotted with "balls" in his face!!!! 

2.)  And the guy on the right in the white shirt was thinking he had bought the crappy seat tickets!!!!  As a fan of such a lousy team, it turned out to be the "highlight" of the season for him!!!!

3.)  All the coach could say to motivate his team to be honest was......."These suits are the reason everyone suspects "Steroid Use" in this organization!!!!!

4.)  It was all laughs when the newly divorced Francisco's teammates teased by buying him a hand towel and a bottle of Jurgens....with a note saying....."It's the thought that counts!!!!"

5.)  Do to the big mix up between the women's team unis and the men's teams' outfits, when the captain of the men's teams undergarment was exposed a loud "Hey that is my leopard print t-back" was heard!!!!




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: August 30, 2010 10:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

1.  Watch the ball, watch the ball.  Okay, it's coming my way.  My chance to get a foul ball.  Its getting closer, almost here.....Crap, I forgot the catch it.  Not only is this totally embarrasing, it's going to leave a big old shiner.  I'm such an idiot.

2.  Kind of elevates the term "split screen" to a whole new level doesn't it.

3.  I don't care if the other team is faster, stronger, meaner, and can basically swim circles around you.  Just remember, you all swim for Mel Brooks and look better than they do, so go after them boys.

4.  It was all laughs when Paul told about his wild night on the town with three of the teams hottest cheerleaders.  As his teammates congratulated him, it was plain to see he was exciting himself just recounting the escapades from the night before.

5.  Yes #8 was wearing the lucky thongs his wife gave him before the season started.  No, he never thought anyone outside the locker room would ever see them.  Yet here he was, his freedom while running around exposed to 80,000 fans and every camera in the place.
Yet, this was indeed his lucky day.  Usually he wore nothing under his shorts.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: August 30, 2010 10:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

3.  You need to get back in the pool and practice.  That wishy washy I might retire crap only works for a certain Quarterback.



Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: August 30, 2010 9:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

1  For sure you've got that one, bro. Be sure to wipe the blood off before getting it autographed.


2. Try out again next year for our cheerleading squad. Holding the rail is a no-no if you expect quality points.


3. They are all out of shape and sorry for ditching practice, but you will have to be out there alone with the girls. No pressure, but you are the franchise.


4. How about we all go home now, pick up some cash and move this action to a strip club.


5. Our friend was worried about his panty line, but now worries about being left naked and bloodied on the playing field.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: August 30, 2010 8:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

No problem.  I've been aced out by BuccinGator enough times to know just how ya feel:)Hey, just because I don't advertise my mind is warped doesn't mean it isn't. Cool



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: August 30, 2010 6:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

Sorry Warped Mind, missed your #5. Darn it!!

No problem.  I've been aced out by BuccinGator enough times to know just how ya feel:)



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: August 30, 2010 5:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

1.  It looked like a horriable accident at first, but the ball actually was credited for knocking Clyde's lazy eye straight.

1. Being a constant drunk, Jake's picture is once again taken with a ball laying on his face, but this one hurt a lot more than when Big Larry does it to him at partys.

2. The stunt was meant to draw more fans into the stands for the WNBA game, and it worked...look at them all, ticket sales doubled!

3. Jorgen...we are in the middle of a match.  If I catch you over in that corner with your tool in the water jet again...........

4. Of course being the friends they are, the guys waited till the next day to point out to Todd that the girl he was dancing with at the club had an adams apple.

5. Mayhem ensued at the San Francisco LL Bean when the shoppers noticed thet there was only one pink man-bag left on the sale rack.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: August 30, 2010 4:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Oops...

1) Part one of David's master plan was complete. After struggling for years to get hit with a baseball in the face, now all that is left is to sue ESPN for filling him for years with clear and deliberate misinformation, such as "See the ball, be the ball".

2) I've heard of a loose rim, but this is the first time I've seen a loose hole on top of the rim.

3) Ok, listen up guys.  You see that body of water over there? That's the Gulf of Mexico. We're gonna swim in that, get all pelican looking, then we are going to fill out one of those BP claims forms and get PAID. Everyone remembers their back story, right? We are a professional large body water polo team, with lost international sponsorships and 7 figure salaries? Ok then, get oily!

4) Jesus over on the right always gets the team rolling by mindlessly quoting The Big Lebowski. Maybe in the end, outside the ability to play the most boring sport known to man, soccer players arn't all that different from you or me, Well, definitely me...

5) Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there, there are smart ways to cover up a lower back tattoo, and then there are really dumb ways to cover up a lower back tattoo. This is the latter.


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