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Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

Posted on: September 2, 2010 10:57 am
Edited on: September 2, 2010 4:52 pm
 





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September Scoreboard

1. HALOS02 - 2
1. BuccinGator - 2
2. kmvenne - 1
2. River_Rat - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.




Comments

Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: September 3, 2010 10:12 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

5) "Is that Wolfman Jack?" "Nah, it's Ben Roethlisberger out for a night on the town"



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: September 3, 2010 7:50 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

Picture 1: It says here: New superhero Zebra Man - Able to blend into his surrounding by transforming into a couch pillow. That ain't too impressive... I can transform into a couch potato and ain't nobody callin' me a Superhero. Where's Stan Lee? I want to be a Superhero too.
Picture 2: "Listen Magic. They told me it was a costume party? I'm Robin Hood from the Hood. Get it? And it ain't that Bleeping funny... Stop laughin' before I go all joe frazier on ya!!"
Picture 3: "You might have a bigger head but who's got a bigger gut? Say you want to share that doobie?"
Picture 4: "Come on everybody, let's sing it together: He got the whole world in his hands, Obama's got the whole world in his hands. Hey this is serious don't laugh!"
Picture 5:"Mom said i'd never amount to anything. I showed her... And i get too drink all this Blue Coyote Beer, By myself...AAAOOOOO!!!"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 2, 2010 10:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

That theme was brilliant, Mo-Chi... could have definitely won on most days. Buc and HALOS also came up just short. Great stuff all the way around, guys. Laughing

Mr. Mo-Chi
1) In order to fit in more with mainstream society, models and fashion designers now wish to be known as "orange collar" workers, well, until orange goes out of style in the winter, of course!!

kmvenne
2) Karl Malone tells Magic that he has no idea what Magic is talking about, but Magic can't stop laughing at the classic Karl Malone impressions that Jimmy Kimmell used to do on The Man Show.

River_Rat
3. Fat Randy, owner of Rosco's Weed Emporium, wonders what he should do with the Ricky Williams bust since Ricky went clean.

D2Moo
4.  The world's most interesting man once again proves he deserves the title by doing his imitation of Diego Maradonna imitating Don King.  Apparently you have to be young and or hispanic to find that funny enough to laugh at.

Mr. Mo-Chi
5) Just out of the picture to the right is Milton at his newest desk location. He's still asking for his stapler!!


Vive_LeBron
Appearance vs. Reality

1. What it appears to be: An outfit worn by a figure skater during competition
    What it actually is: The outfit worn by Kim Jung Il for Saturday Night Boogie-oogie-oogie-oogie Fever at Club Deity

2. What it appears to be: Karl Malone telling a really funny joke
    What it actually is: Magic Johnson passing kidney stones while Karl Malone tells a really funny joke

3. What it appears to be: A fat guy sneaking off to smoke some weed
    What it actually is: A sneak preview of Congress' case that proves Roger Clemens does drugs

4. What it appears to be: President of the soccer team FC Santos posing with his most talented players for a photo-op
    What it actually is: Celebration after Prop 8 finally got passed in California, legalizing gay marriage

5. What it appears to be: The lone Timberwolves fan displaying how drunk you have to get to still root for the Timberwolves next year
    What it actually is: The lone Timberwolves fan displaying how drunk you have to get to still root for the Timberwolves next year



September Scoreboard

1. HALOS02 - 2
1. BuccinGator - 2
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
1. kmvenne - 2
1. River_Rat - 2
2. D2Moo - 1
2. Vive_LeBron - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 2, 2010 10:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

1) At the Olympics museum, the exhibit for the "German Judge" says "Known for his outrageous fashion taste and bias towards Americans, the German Judge would go down in not only Olympic lore, but also into the setlist of hack comics the world over. See: This very joke.".

2) Karl Malone tells Magic that he has no idea what Magic is talking about, but Magic can't stop laughing at the classic Karl Malone impressions that Jimmy Kimmell used to do on The Man Show.

<--- seriously, those things were comedy gold...

3) Steve was disappointed to see that this statue had a sign on the side of it saying "SOLD! To R. Williams, Miami, FL".

4) When asked who the hell would pay $40 to see these two fight on pay per view, even the boxing promoter couldn't help but chuckle and toss his hands up.

5) Usually, a man only gets this cartoon wolf face when a really hot woman walks by, but hey, I guess inventory loading and unloading can be a fetish to some...



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: September 2, 2010 9:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

5. The Big Bad Wolf jumps for joy. His Little Red Riding Hood arrived just in time for the annual Bar-B-Que.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 2, 2010 7:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

2.) You know times are tough when the Mailman is forced to work for UPS.



Since: Oct 29, 2008
Posted on: September 2, 2010 7:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

1- I always thought figure skaters padded their crotch on purpose so they don't look even less manly. I never realized it was how the costumes were naturally designed...

2- John Stockton was so excited to spend time with Karl Malone again, he didn't even care that he had no idea what a "badonkadonk" or "chickenhead" was. He just kept on smiling.

3- No wonder Roger Clemens can't remember taking HGH...............

4- "What can I say, eh, I like the way they play with balls" said Mr. Chavez, the new agent of these up and coming soccer stars.

5- That guy is sooooooooo ready for football season.




On a side note, I can't believe I posted this late and was still the first one to notice that its Roger Clemens in pic #3 :)



Since: Oct 29, 2008
Posted on: September 2, 2010 7:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

Really hope all this formatting works...

Appearance vs. Reality

1. What it appears to be: An outfit worn by a figure skater during competition
    What it actually is: The outfit worn by Kim Jung Il for Saturday Night Boogie-oogie-oogie-oogie Fever at Club Deity


2. What it appears to be: Karl Malone telling a really funny joke
    What it actually is: Magic Johnson passing kidney stones while Karl Malone tells a really funny joke


3. What it appears to be: A fat guy sneaking off to smoke some weed
    What it actually is: A sneak preview of Congress' case that proves Roger Clemens does drugs


4. What it appears to be: President of the soccer team FC Santos posing with his most talented players for a photo-op
    What it actually is: Celebration after Prop 8 finally got passed in California, legalizing gay marriage


5. What it appears to be: The lone Timberwolves fan displaying how drunk you have to get to still root for the Timberwolves next year
    What it actually is: The lone Timberwolves fan displaying how drunk you have to get to still root for the Timberwolves next year




Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 2, 2010 6:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

slight re-phrasing...

1.) Most attendees to the Olympic Museum assume this was the costume worn by a champion figure skater. Wrong. It's what Bob Costas wore to the Closing Ceremony after party.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 2, 2010 6:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Nice shirt, dummy

The world's most interesting man once again proves he deserves the title by doing his imitation of Diego Maradonna imitating Don King.  Apparently you have to be young and or hispanic to find that funny enough to laugh at.

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lol, D2---that guy does look like the World's Most Intertesting Man's slightly less interesting and slightly more pudgy brother.


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