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Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Posted on: September 8, 2010 10:18 am
Edited on: September 8, 2010 10:56 am
 





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September Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 3
1. kmvenne - 3
2. HALOS02 - 2
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
2. River_Rat - 2
2. chmearm2 - 2
2. Vive_LeBron - 2
3. D2Moo - 1
3. PheasantPlucker - 1

Previous Winners:
kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: September 9, 2010 10:13 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Picture 1: Nothing like Gretzky fans. I think some of his poker buddies are wishing him well in his attempt on "Dancing with the Former Stars". Boy they sure do like Gretzky and he looks to beat out Orr in the Samba.

Picture 2: And he we see the new Olympic Sport of Squat Boxing demostrated by a Russian and Cuban. I'm sure yelling long live Castro is a show of sportsmanship but you got to give him an E for enthusiasm!!

Picture 3: "I told you these muscle relaxers wouldn't affect me! Oh look a cloud that's shaped like a giant smore. And there's another one that looks like one of the Serta Sheep, where's my bed? I need to lay down now......"

Picture 4: Well they certainly gotten a rocky start to the project but I think the New Mosque at ground zero is really starting to shape up.

Picture 5: "What the Hey? Girl we're playing Tennis not Asteriods. I sorry but that is one "butt ugly" mask! You look like Jason only funnier...



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 9, 2010 8:36 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

September Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 4
1. kmvenne - 4
1. HALOS02 - 4
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
2. River_Rat - 2
2. chmearm2 - 2
2. Vive_LeBron - 2
3. D2Moo - 1
3. PheasantPlucker - 1
3. WarpedMind - 1
Not that I want to point this out trying to complete my 12 month quest (or Rat's quest to catch him), but the champ should have 5 points for the month.  Had three yesterday, got two more today.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 9, 2010 8:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Bad day yesterday.  But i figured with Ktopp judging I would have time to get in before he picked winners this morning...and he actually judged ON TIME for once.

#5 - WarpedMind

I thought I'd seen it all when it comes to lesbian sex toys, but the Mongolian Face Saddle is a new one on me...


BTW Warped.....The this caption has caused damage to several things on my desk from cracking up.....sweet. 



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 9, 2010 1:22 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

#1 - HALOS02

Wayne Newton's paper boy tried EVERYTHING to collect his overdue balance. Including sitting through one of his gawdawful shows. Also in attendance that night: Sam Waterston of Law & Order fame (lower left).

#2 - kmvenne

After the southern confederacy sued the NBA for a lack of white players, league lawyers used this picture as their entire line of defense, and won the case in record legal time.

#3 - HALOS02

Sick and tired of training Jedis only to have them turn to the Dark Side, Yoda moved to Florida to try and teach up-and-coming tennis stars to use the force. "More topspin on your backhand you need."

#4 - BuccinGator

Joe obtains a visual representation of Matt Leinart's NFL career.

#5 - WarpedMind

I thought I'd seen it all when it comes to lesbian sex toys, but the Mongolian Face Saddle is a new one on me...

Theme - kmvenne

Captain Obvious offers solutions to these problems:

1) Buy some Wu-Tang albums, get advice on getting your money from the ODB.

2) Ask ktopp how he usually handles this, listen to answer, buy some roofies, regain control of situation

3) Lead female to the locker room that is the back of your van, drive her to next event, which you lie has been moved to the Motel 6 off the interstate, have a one on one coaching session. Two on one if you got a friend you really trust.

4) Keep donating to Haiti, since the progress in rebuilding their rubble back to pre-earthquake levels is going so well.

5) Don't try to steal the girl on the right's girlfriend if you are the girl on the left. And if you try, don't take the taunts like a wimp, take that giant face protector off and smash her face into a jelly.

September Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 4
1. kmvenne - 4
1. HALOS02 - 4
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
2. River_Rat - 2
2. chmearm2 - 2
2. Vive_LeBron - 2
3. D2Moo - 1
3. PheasantPlucker - 1
3. WarpedMind - 1



Since: Oct 29, 2008
Posted on: September 9, 2010 12:20 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Sorry i'm so late guys, first day back at school and it was long! Just glad Ktopp is judgeing today, or i wouldn't have gotten to submit! PS What's with the vat of oil thing?

1- Boy, the swiss may make good chocolate and good cheese, but they make even better signs!!! We all know money is the only thing athletes care about, and the swiss fans took a shot at the heart. Switzerland ended up winning this match 23-1!

2- In a marketing move aimed at athletes, Tyree was hired to dominate them at their own sport, then whisper in their ear, "You should've taken a five hour energy." Tyree went just a little too far with the domination aspect...

3- Jessica wasn't smiling for long when that tennis ball, travelling at 106 MPH, knocked her unconscious, thereby disqualifying her from the US Open. "Yea, i'd do it again" she said from her hospital bed,"that blindfold is still the coolest f$&%*!# thing i've ever seen!"

4- Now do you see what you did to Cleveland, Lebron??? DO YOU SEE??? That used to be Quicken Loans Arena!

5- Never laugh at a kid with headgear... One day they will be your boss.





Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 9, 2010 12:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Just another crappy day in Europe.

1.  So, this guy actually believes the French gentleman who owes him money on the World Cup is named Wayne.  What a sucker.  Just another tricky day for you dude.

2.  The European wrestling championships took an unexpected ugly turn when the big Brit from Liverpool found his Greek opponent was actually enjoying "riding time" just a bit too much, and so was he as well.

3.  The Stevie Wonder Celebrity Tennis Tournament proved to be a big flop.  Here we see Elin Nordegren with a blindfold on getting ready to swing away.  She was really enjoying whacking the tennis balls because they were Slazenger, and their logo looks very much like a tiger on the prowl.  She was used to that.

4.  There was supposed to be a new set of kid's soccer fields on this lot.  Life in Northern Ireland can be cruel though and when the treasurer of the Belfast Kids Soccer League absconded with the money for the project and went to Paraguay, this is all that had been done.  BTW, I think the treasurer's name might have been Wayne.

5.  During the Bulgarian Women's Track Championships, Gert was getting annoyed with little miss cute smile Olga while she kicked cinders form their outdated track into everyones' faces.  To remedy the situation, she borrowed a mask from some traveler named Jason and was about to impulsively take a chain saw and sever her legs.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 8, 2010 11:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Well the old net book really messed that up.Wink

1.  Upset with the scratched up DVD of Date Night he rented from the local Zurich Blockbuster, this Swiss citizen appeals directly to Wayne Huizenga for his money back.  He should have used Netflix.


2.  When Phillip was told he would be starting at the bottom in wrestling, he didn't realize the bottom others would be starting at was his own.


That looks better now, I hope.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 8, 2010 8:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

Five Signs She Might Be Leaving

1.  You get a notice from your lawyer that you owe him money, but you don't even have a lawyer.

2.  You sense another man is moving in on her.

3.  The guppy you gave her on your anniversary is floating in the bowl.

4.  The home improvement loan you took-out in 2005 is spent and this is all you have to show for it.

5.  You overhear her asking her friend, "Have you ever watched a snail crawl up the aquarium glass?"



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: September 8, 2010 6:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

2) In this scene from the long awaited sequel Pulp Fiction II, Marcellus Wallace turns the tables on Zed and proceeds to go medieval on his a$$.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: September 8, 2010 4:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Give me my money!

New Sequels

1) Wayne's World 3
    Front of sign: Wayne, you still owe me money!!
    Back of Sign: Pay by noon tomorrow, or you'll never see Garth again!!

2) Pulp Fiction 2
     .....And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger......and then you'll make me breakfast in the morning, sugar!!

3) Caddyshack 3
    Ty Webb's daughter must learn to be the ball, as it's being served at 100 mph.

4) Rambo 5
    After returning home, John Rambo was promptly arrested for the destruction caused in Rambo 1, and cleaning up the damage is part of the community service worked out in his plea deal. That Colonel is goooood!!

5) Even more Clueless
    "Why are you wearing that plastic mask?" "I don't know!"


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