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Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

Posted on: September 15, 2010 11:57 am
Edited on: September 15, 2010 12:00 pm
 
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September Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 8
2. HALOS02 - 7
2. River_Rat - 7
3. BuccinGator - 5
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 5
4. D2Moo - 3
5. chmearm2 - 2
5. Vive_LeBron - 2
5. WarpedMind - 2
6. PheasantPlucker - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi


How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 16, 2010 10:09 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

#1 - Mr Mo-Chi

Fighting through all barriers and nautious feelings, Shuless Joe manages to beat the odds, and deliver the goods on time.

#2 - River_Rat

Buster Hyminn, on the left, looks at the daunting task he must match from Miles O'Toole, if he is to retain his money shot championship title.

#3 - River_Rat

The coach of the Breman Billy Goats questions his players about the where abouts of his missing toupee.  "It was right here the last time I saw it.  I swear, if I find it super glued to the underneath side of the team mascot again, somebody will be riding the pine for a long time."

#4 - BuccinGator

"Dieter The Explorer," runs into trouble as the map takes him to, "Rocky Mountain, Dark Scary Cave, Stalagmites of Doom.  Rocky Mountain, Dark Scary Cave, Stalagmites of Doom."

#5 - River_Rat

Roscoe throws out his favorite pick up line, "Really, when I take my pants off it looks like Gary Coleman's arm with a black boxing glove on it."

Theme - BuccinGator

Time For More Buccin' Limericks:

1) There once was a man from Brazil
    Who looked like he had taken a crazy pill
    Utter gibberish he would scream
    As he caught sight of his favorite team
    The biggest cost in soccer is security from the mentally ill

2) There once were two men before the press
    Who's lackadaisical attitude had gotten them into a mess
    Playing down to the level of the opposing team
    A new ******* the British media would ream
    And the cover of the Daily Mail would show them wearing a dress

3) There once was a coach from the plains
    Who's players were nothing but pains
    After being shut out once more
    "You don't score until you score!!!"
    "And start using those things in your heads called brains!"

4) There once was a man from the Washington town of Everson
    Who used more gel in his hair than Jimmy Johnson
    The punk style he thought he nailed
    Until one day his friend he impaled
    And the police would haul him off to prison

5) There once was a man who was a total disgrace
    Of dignity he seemed to have zero trace
    Voted class clown in school
    He thought his antics still cool
    Until a teammate introduced his fist to this guy's face

September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 10
2. kmvenne - 8
3. HALOS02 - 7
3. BuccinGator - 7
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
5. D2Moo - 3
6. chmearm2 - 2
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 16, 2010 9:47 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

I'll get this right now guys, give me a little bit



Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: September 16, 2010 9:21 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

Fun fact: Don't eat 10 taco bell tacos in 8 minutes, even if your friend offers you $50 to pull it off. You won't be captioning photos after thatWas that picture number 1, or picture number 5?



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2010 11:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

Fun fact: Don't eat 10 taco bell tacos in 8 minutes, even if your friend offers you $50 to pull it off. You won't be captioning photos after that.
What's wrong, champ?  No Wi-Fi in your bathroom?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 15, 2010 11:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

Fun fact: Don't eat 10 taco bell tacos in 8 minutes, even if your friend offers you $50 to pull it off. You won't be captioning photos after that.



Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: September 15, 2010 8:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

Scenes you don't expect to see on TV.

1.  The POWs on Hogan's Heroes finally escape.

2.  The new Star Trek crew contemplates the final battle with the Klingons.

3.  An ageing George Costanza gets a job teaching people how to beat a lie detector.

4.  Kramer goes bonkers when he returns to stand up comedy.

5.  "News for the hard of hearing" is revived due to the lack of younger viewers for network news shows.



Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: September 15, 2010 8:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall


2.  Frankly I can't stand to watch soccer any more than these enthusiastic fans.

5.  Sacrebleu!  I don't like tennis on TV any better than soccer.



Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: September 15, 2010 5:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall


1.  Don't try this Johnny Cueto style fighting at home.  He got suspended for 7 games.

1.  Scene from the colorized version of the old black and white 1957 movie about Jimmy Piersall called Fear Stikes Out.

3.  I lost all my hair from coaching you guys.

4.  Another men's hair thickening shampoo commercial.






Since: Jun 18, 2010
Posted on: September 15, 2010 3:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

                 WHEN FOREIGNERS COME TO THE U.S Of A



1. Look at da flag!!! I am from brazil not mexico LET ME BACK IN!!!


2. Adios mio! We travel 3000 miles for champion league and dey send CBS Greg Doyell for interview? Where is da Bob Costa's?


3. Chu see dis bald head, It have hair before I coash dis team. How chu gonna lose to da americans?

4. Vladimir Putzzinski of Poland attends his first American football game.


5. Zimbabwe Sprinter Chumba Banga responds to meeting first lady michelle obama " Her ass like African Water Buffalo" I like it very much.





Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 15, 2010 3:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Up against the wall

5.) Raul tried to warn the team captains picking sides for a little game of hoops, "psst, guys...I'm actually Dominican."


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