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Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

Posted on: September 16, 2010 11:29 am
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September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 10
2. kmvenne - 8
3. HALOS02 - 7
3. BuccinGator - 7
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
5. D2Moo - 3
6. chmearm2 - 2
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Aug 15, 2010
Posted on: September 19, 2010 2:48 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

Picture #1:

Hm, it was only a matter of time before they added a special diarrhea restroom at Soldier Field...



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 17, 2010 9:26 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

Nice job on the triple Buc.Thanks, Rat.  I needed it.  Been on a bit of a dry spell recently.  Begining to wonder if I was losing my touch.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2010 7:31 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

Nice job on the triple Buc.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2010 11:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

HALOS02
1.) Coaches all want players that "would run though a brick wall for them." If you have to resort to arrows to show your players where the wall is, you may have bigger problems.

River_Rat
2. Look Eli, that was a real long time ago when I held you down and farted on your head.  Is that any reason to get Justin Tuck involved in this?

River_Rat
3.  Forget the game Connect 4, blondes still have multiple draws playing Connect 2.

BuccinGator
4) A true sign of the desperate economy, turnout for walkons in the upcoming Kangaroo Jack live action movie was much greater than expected.

BuccinGator
5) "I th th th th th th think I suh suh see my future wi wi wi wi wi wi uh spouse over there!"


BuccinGator
The Five Signs Of The Apocalypse!:
1) "Please remain calm" goes out the window as companies introduce Judgement Day drills.
2) Prices of sports tickets become so outrageously high that only the athletes themselves can afford them.
3) Like Nero playing the violin as Rome burned, The Bangles bust out with "Eternal Flame" as brimstone rains down upon New York City.
4) Criss Cross makes a comeback.  The Daddy Mack will make you ... Jump Jump!
5) Instead of pigs flying, they start winning beauty pageants.


September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 12
2. BuccinGator - 10
3. kmvenne - 8
3. HALOS02 - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
5. D2Moo - 3
6. chmearm2 - 2
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Aug 15, 2010
Posted on: September 16, 2010 11:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

#2:  "Despite his best Matt Dillon mannequin impression, Eli was unable to get any hot chicks to sit in the Manning section.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2010 10:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!


An aside: I worked at a large convention hotel in SoCal and every year we had a huge pseudo-Christian group (Benny Hinn, or some smarmy group like that) coincide with the Anime Festival, which is very much like Comic Con. Kids dressed as their fave characters, some of the chicks nearly naked. It was always fantastic to see the look on the faces of the religious group attendees. Wow... that does sound like people-watching at it's best.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2010 10:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

 

4.  Not surprisingly, these twins also managed to take two of three from the White Sox.

5.  What Shuless Joe would've looked like had he challenged Warpy to an avatar bet.
Oh snap!

Hey... We'll see how well you do when it starts snowing in your ballpark in two weeks.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2010 8:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

2. "Yeah, Eli, these are great seats... but don't you think it's a little early to be booking Super Bowl tickets?!"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2010 8:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

1. Finally, Frank had found the hopscotch room.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 16, 2010 7:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: RUN!!!

4.) It's always fun when attendees of different conventions cross paths. Here, two attendees of the National Society of Furries hop their way to an org...er meeting, while members of the Christian School Teachers Association head for a breakout meeting.



An aside: I worked at a large convention hotel in SoCal and every year we had a huge pseudo-Christian group (Benny Hinn, or some smarmy group like that) coincide with the Anime Festival, which is very much like Comic Con. Kids dressed as their fave characters, some of the chicks nearly naked. It was always fantastic to see the look on the faces of the religious group attendees.


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