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Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

Posted on: September 20, 2010 12:14 pm
Edited on: September 20, 2010 12:28 pm
 
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September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 12
2. BuccinGator - 10
3. kmvenne - 8
3. HALOS02 - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
5. D2Moo - 3
6. chmearm2 - 2
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 21, 2010 12:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

#1 - Mr. Mo-Chi

Well, it gets the point across. But, that sign may be a little too "butch" to use for all Bed, Bath and Beyond stores.

#2 - kmvenne

Rory may be the top goal scorer in the English League One, but until he figures out how to not have his shirt tag stick out of the back of his collar, he will never be the top metrosexual.

#3 - kmvenne

When the giant inflatable car made it's way back to section 341, Jake was ready to put an end to the fun once and for all, thanks to a clever prop and inspiration from Axl Foley.

#4 - River_Rat

I guess if there aren't any woods around, then a polar bear has to go somewhere.

#5 - kmvenne

Desperate to get people to watch their terrible college football coverage, Versus decides to break out the 0D cameramen, which gives the viewers a football experience that more closely resembles a drunken fool on the verge of a alcohol induced coma.

Theme - River_Rat

Ktopp's punishment to Warped Mind for his Packer slam.

1. Warped Mind will now be the offical CBS reporter for all Browns home games as well as Mike Holmgren's personal bathroom attendent after White Castle's and Beer night.

2. During the off season, Warpy will have the duty's of CBS reporter for the criminally insane World Cup.

3. Also, as part of his duties, he will be part of King Kong's jockstrap.

4. Ktopp will also have Warped Mind serve as part of the grounds crew during Packers games in December and January wearing uniforms designed by Jeff Garcia.

5. But in the end, Ktopp will have pity on his friend and offer him the job of chief camera man for Girl's Gone Wild Green Bay.  But after Warpy can no longer hold his tounge and asks for a wide angle lens, Ktopp distributes special glasses.

September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 14
2. kmvenne - 11
3. BuccinGator - 10
4. HALOS02 - 8
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
6. D2Moo - 3
7. chmearm2 - 2
7. Vive_LeBron - 2
7. WarpedMind - 2
8. PheasantPlucker - 1




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 21, 2010 12:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

Sorry guys, busy morning. I'll get this right now.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 21, 2010 1:17 am
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

If anyone would care to know what I had for lunch today, it is proudly on display after reading Moo's caption.  Thanks a bunch, my friend.

Sorry Bucc.  If you're ever up this way, I'll replace that lunch for you.  At least your Buccaneers are 2-0, just like my Chiefs.  Small miracles are always appreciated.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 21, 2010 12:21 am
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

What the heck, it's late and if this doesn't make it in in time, it still was fun to do.


Five signs it's going to be a bad day at work.

1.  Your boss posts this sign at your 8:30 AM Monday budget meeting and then proceeds to make it reality.

2,  Security has to escort you from the restroom after someone complains that there is a gas leak in the building, and they found out it's you because of your 3AM run to 7-11 burritos and a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper.

3.  The guy who just got the spacious new corner office has to go the 10 AM sales meeting, ticking everyone off with his good fortune by yelling, "Look, mine's bigger!"

4.  The 2PM meeting with the difficult customer, as always, turned into a cold and slippery song and dance routine on why the product you delivered to them meets their needs, they just need more training in using it.

5.  The CEO of your company once again turns a blind eye to your department's problems and suggests that if a blind squirrel can find an acorn, you can work a lot harder to increase sales with less money, people, and resources than last year.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 20, 2010 6:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

5.) The cast of the Jersey Shore's glowing orange skin means precautions must be taken by the camera crew.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 20, 2010 5:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

3.) While he hadn't completely thought it through, Bobby figured if a real banana could make one player slip, this giant inflatable could bring down the entire opposing squad. In the end, all he got was attacked by the opposition's mascot - a silverback gorilla.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 20, 2010 5:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

3.) While he hadn't completely thought it through, Bobby figured if a real banana could make one player slip, this giant inflatable could bring down the entire opposing squad. In the end, all he got was attacked the oppostions mascot - a silverback gorilla.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 20, 2010 5:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

3) When the giant inflatable car made it's way back to section 341, Jake was ready to put an end to the fun once and for all, thanks to a clever prop and inspiration from Axl Foley.

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Well done.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 20, 2010 4:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!

1) After going a bit too hard on the thesaurus, somehow the English decided that the Guns and Roses classic went as follows "Welcome to the hell! We got enjoyment and play! We got all the things people like, baby we are aware of the moniker! We are the individuals that can locate, that which you require, If you have the funds, sweetie, we have your illness! In the hell! Hail to the hell! Watch it put you on your p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-patella! I want to see you expel blood!"

2) Rory may be the top goal scorer in the English League One, but until he figures out how to not have his shirt tag stick out of the back of his collar, he will never be the top metrosexual.

3) When the giant inflatable car made it's way back to section 341, Jake was ready to put an end to the fun once and for all, thanks to a clever prop and inspiration from Axl Foley.

4) What the hell is that logo on these guys thighs? Are they sponsored by the Wu-Tang Clan?

5) Desperate to get people to watch their terrible college football coverage, Versus decides to break out the 0D cameramen, which gives the viewers a football experience that more closely resembles a drunken fool on the verge of a alcohol induced coma.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 20, 2010 3:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenege: Welcome to the Hell!



Ktopp's punishment to Warped Mind for his Packer slam.

1. Warped Mind will now be the offical CBS reporter for all Browns home games as well as Mike Holmgren's personal bathroom attendent after White Castle's and Beer night.

2. During the off season, Warpy will have the duty's of CBS reporter for the criminally insane World Cup.

3. Also, as part of his duties, he will be part of King Kong's jockstrap.

4. Ktopp will also have Warped Mind serve as part of the grounds crew during Packers games in December and January wearing uniforms designed by Jeff Garcia.

5. But in the end, Ktopp will have pity on his friend and offer him the job of chief camera man for Girl's Gone Wild Green Bay.  But after Warpy can no longer hold his tounge and asks for a wide angle lens, Ktopp distributes special glasses.



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