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Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

Posted on: September 22, 2010 10:41 am
Edited on: September 22, 2010 10:42 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 15
2. kmvenne - 12
3. BuccinGator - 10
4. HALOS02 - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
5. D2Moo - 3
5. chmearm2 - 3
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1
7. Buuba J - 1
7. Meat Supply - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 23, 2010 9:21 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

Sorry guys, it's been crazy busy at work this week and all I want to do is go to sleep when the kids finally settle down. Anyways, here are yesterday's winners. And by the way Buc, your ktopp24 based theme the other day was great, just wanted to acknowledge it. Nice work!!

#1 - BuccinGator

Dude, the chicks can clearly see that that's a 15 pound weight.  The only one you'll be impressing with that is Heidi Montag.

#2 - kmvenne

Long lost brother Stan McEnroe hosts a quirky show on Logo, where he travels the globe and finds people who say they are homosexual, but it's hard to believe, then berates them the way his brother John would have a tennis ump. "You are out?!?!? You cannot be serious!!!! There is no way you are out!"

#3 - EagleMtnAirTax

MLS Players prematurely celebrate the ending of "Don't Ask Don't Tell".

#4 - kmvenne

Driving your motorcycle around the bottomless pit was a favorite activity of all the bravest daredevils in the world, but sadly, once Billy Joe drove over the red line and incurred a 5 second engine-off penalty, his fate was sealed.

#5 - River_Rat

The Hilton family decided it was usless to keep daughter Paris' chastity belt any longer and donated it to the park.  At least now the seagulls were no longer flocking around their home. 

Theme - kmvenne

What was Braylon Edwards doing on Monday night/Tuesday morning, and how'd he get that drunk?

1) Getting his swole on, then pounding a whole case of Whey Protein flavored Sparks Energy Beer.

2) Sick of just punching LeBron's crew, he hit up a Aussie themed bar and looked for anyone who knew Andrew Bogut to punch in the mouth, ended up having a few too many cosmos in the process.

3) Watched Fox Soccer Channel, and, needless to say, drunk every ounce of alcohol in his house to try to dull his senses and make the boredom go away.

4) Someone had to empty the giant barrel of all the scotch in it so people could ride motorcycles around it the next day, Braylon was the man for the job.

5) Inspired by art like this one, Braylon decided to head over to Central Park, pound a bottle of Jack, and create his own masterpiece called "I piss excellence all over this sidewalk".

September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 16
2. kmvenne - 15
3. BuccinGator - 11
4. HALOS02 - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
5. D2Moo - 3
5. chmearm2 - 3
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1
7. Buuba J - 1
7. Meat Supply - 1
7. EagleMtnAirTax - 1



Since: Sep 23, 2006
Posted on: September 22, 2010 10:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

2) "It's an Anderson Varejo wig... I got it at the Cavs game... you know, the NBA team" - says weird dude in wig
    "I thought they moved to Miami?" - says perplexed bearded dude




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 22, 2010 9:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

#2.  "I don't mind being called Platy, but did he just call me a Platypus?"

#3.  "You haven't got a womb! Where is the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

#5.  A typical day in the park for Ethan of Athos.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 22, 2010 7:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

I'm looking at these pics today and I. Got. Nothing.

I will go home and hang my head in shame.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 22, 2010 4:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

5) AP Wire Report San Francisco California 2:45 EDST: "At a press conference today, local artist Jurgen Peterschmidt unveiled his new sculpture in Alcatraz Park symbolizing Threesome Pride."



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 22, 2010 4:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

What was Braylon Edwards doing on Monday night/Tuesday morning, and how'd he get that drunk?

1) Getting his swole on, then pounding a whole case of Whey Protein flavored Sparks Energy Beer.

2) Sick of just punching LeBron's crew, he hit up a Aussie themed bar and looked for anyone who knew Andrew Bogut to punch in the mouth, ended up having a few too many cosmos in the process.

3) Watched Fox Soccer Channel, and, needless to say, drunk every ounce of alcohol in his house to try to dull his senses and make the boredom go away.

4) Someone had to empty the giant barrel of all the scotch in it so people could ride motorcycles around it the next day, Braylon was the man for the job.

5) Inspired by art like this one, Braylon decided to head over to Central Park, pound a bottle of Jack, and create his own masterpiece called "I piss excellence all over this sidewalk".




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 22, 2010 4:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

BTW, nice #4 yesterday by Meat Puppet. I like it when the newer guys make me smile. Keep going, guy named after that crappy 90's band that sung Backwater! You are truly too high to die!

1) Further making America's Armed Forces look weak to our enemies oversees, this scrawny punk managed to get last place in the "International Military Press Competition", even losing out to the Ethopian who hadn't ate in a full fortnight.

2) Long lost brother Stan McEnroe hosts a quirky show on Logo, where he travels the globe and finds people who say they are homosexual, but it's hard to believe, then berates them the way his brother John would have a tennis ump. "You are out?!?!? You cannot be serious!!!! There is no way you are out!"

3) M. Night Shyamalan celebrates with his post-production team after dialing in another worthless movie with a lame, uninspired twist in record time.

4) Driving your motorcycle around the bottomless pit was a favorite activity of all the bravest daredevils in the world, but sadly, once Billy Joe drove over the red line and incurred a 5 second engine-off penalty, his fate was sealed.

5) Much like King Arthur pulled Excalibur from the stone, Johnny had to separate his girlfriends symbolic chastity ring from that of her fellow girlfriends. The task was huge and the chances slim, but legend has it, if all three separated at once, tonight was going to feature some sweet 4 way action.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: September 22, 2010 3:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

Today's specials:

#1.  Unglazed donuts.
#2.  Shrimp on the barbie.
#3.  Pigs in the blanket.
#4.  Hogshead of wine.
#5.  Sausage links.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: September 22, 2010 1:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

3. MLS Players prematurely celebrate the ending of "Don't Ask Don't Tell".


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Laughing




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: September 22, 2010 1:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bad idea...

2.  The Opera Winfrey show opens to tepid reviews.

4.  "Look, Ma!  No hands!  Look, Ma!  No feet!  Look, Ma!  No teeth!"

5.  To the surprise of many USC student-athletes, guarding a five ton park sculpture turns out not to be such a plum job after all.


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