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Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

Posted on: September 23, 2010 11:24 am
 
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1. River_Rat - 16
2. kmvenne - 15
3. BuccinGator - 11
4. HALOS02 - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
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5. chmearm2 - 3
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1
7. Buuba J - 1
7. Meat Supply - 1
7. EagleMtnAirTax - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Sep 15, 2009
Posted on: September 24, 2010 9:22 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

1.      
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We know you are hiding the evidence in your beard.

2.      
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This guy won’t wear a ribbon. Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

3.      
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I call dibbs on the m&m in hear ear hole.

4.      
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Come on ride the train
hey ride it woo woo

5.      
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Trying to hide the crows feet by his eyes, didn’t quite work




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 24, 2010 1:28 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

Toast shouldn't have bones...



Don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing at this.  And you both know Danica is the only gal I'd offer myself up for a one night stand with.  Anybody else, there better be a chance at something deeper, possibly involving making toast without bones.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 24, 2010 12:56 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

WarpedMind
1.  With a rock in the right ear and an Allah beard in the making, Braylon's future cellmates are already wondering "does he mean 'one love' or just one love at a time?"

Mr. Mo-Chi
2) Sorry dude. There's just no such thing as a physically intimidating soccer player. Thanks for trying though. Actually, there's a better chance of finding a stripper without daddy issues, than an intimidating soccer player.

huachuca
3.  Al Davis displays a sense of humor after all these years.

kmvenne
4) During a "Swarm of Bees" celebration following a corner kick that nearly went within 20 feet of the net, Manuel finally breaks down, paralyzed from the embarrassment of playing such a lame sport in such a stupid looking outfit."

BuccinGator
5) Here we see Spaniard Merced Is-Bins, who ironically owns a Yugo.


BuccinGator
Buc Offers His Sage Advise:

1) To Braylon, four letters T A X I.  NYC is full of them.
2) To everyone in general, Fly Southwest and save up to $120 round trip in bag fees.
3) To grandma, if at age 92 you still want to feel accepted, either don't try so hard, or move to Oakland.
4) To the sport of soccer, the NFL penalizes execesive celebrations, why dont you?
5) To random Va Tech fan, instead of trying to be subtle and show your support for Frank Beamer by painting your face with the Beemer logo, just do like all the other kids do and paint a turkey on there.


September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 16
1. kmvenne - 16
2. BuccinGator - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 9
4. HALOS02 - 8
5. D2Moo - 3
5. chmearm2 - 3
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1
7. Buuba J - 1
7. Meat Supply - 1
7. EagleMtnAirTax - 1
7. huachuca - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 24, 2010 12:54 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

I agree, it was Buc's one night stand from last Saturday night. But it was still your wife. By the way, he told me that your wife is a terrible cook. Toast shouldn't have bones...




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 24, 2010 12:37 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

3) Just pretend I made a joke about ktopp's wife or something....I can't beat the M&M joke, that was good.

Oh Jesus, ktopp wrote the M&M joke? Damnit...I broke the long standing pack we all have of not complimenting him unless we can work turkish oil wrestling into it. Honest mistake, guys. I swear I didn't notice who's it was...otherwise I would have mocked it hehehe.

Oh, you guys are too nice to me. Even if you'll never let the Turkish Oil Wrestling thing die. And FYI kmvenne, that is not my wife. Buc sent me a PM saying that was his one night stand from last Saturday night.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 23, 2010 10:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

Just got in front of a computer for the first time today. 
The Bad News -- Helping Mrs RR get ready for a 2 day yard sale the last two nights. 
The Good news-- after dealing with all the people this weekend ----I should have good ammo for a killer theme come Monday.  Laughing


1.  Braylon comes to the realization that after this season, the Cleveland Opossums may be the only team that will have him.  Thats right, Cleveland is changing their team name, because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 23, 2010 4:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

The judge sentences you to....:

1) A career of Mark Sanchez as your quarterback.

2) 2 years probation, to be extended by 1 year each time you magically score a goal against his club side.

3) 18 to life, where 18 means 18 weeks, and life means as long as you still have life

4) 9 months in the flower fields gathering pollen for your queen.

5) 5 years/100,000 miles (of pipe in the...you get the idea)



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 23, 2010 4:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

Oh Jesus, ktopp wrote the M&M joke? Damnit...I broke the long standing pack we all have of not complimenting him unless we can work turkish oil wrestling into it. Honest mistake, guys. I swear I didn't notice who's it was...otherwise I would have mocked it hehehe.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 23, 2010 4:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

kmvenne offers his Sage advice:

Hey Sage Steele, tell Mike and Mike they suck for me!

1) Hey Braylon, maybe if you cut yourself off after just one love last night, you wouldn't be here. You are in love with alcohol, right? I can't imagine you blew a .16 any other way...

2) Guy on right: "So you are telling me I can get the best rates on Fly Emirates, even over the busy holiday season???"

Guy on left: "Without question! It's the only airline I buy shirts of! They have been great for me and my family! Hey, what's that spotted ball rolling near us? THAT'S RUDE, GUYS! WE ARE TRYING TO DISCUSS AIRLINES!"

3) Just pretend I made a joke about ktopp's wife or something....I can't beat the M&M joke, that was good.

4) During a "Swarm of Bees" celebration following a corner kick that nearly went within 20 feet of the net, Manuel finally breaks down, paralyzed from the embarrassment of playing such a lame sport in such a stupid looking outfit.

5) Due to a lifelong problem with annunciation, Mike's prayers were assumed to be "Lord, won't you brand me a Mercedes Benz?". Of all the ones to have answered...





Since: Sep 10, 2007
Posted on: September 23, 2010 3:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Braylon goes to prison

#4

The caboose got disconnected from the love train!



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