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Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

Posted on: September 27, 2010 7:33 am
Edited on: September 27, 2010 7:40 am
 
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September Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 16
1. kmvenne - 16
2. BuccinGator - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 9
4. HALOS02 - 8
5. D2Moo - 3
5. chmearm2 - 3
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. Vive_LeBron - 2
7. PheasantPlucker - 1
7. Buuba J - 1
7. Meat Supply - 1
7. EagleMtnAirTax - 1
7. huachuca - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (5), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 28, 2010 12:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

#1 - Mr. Mo-Chi

I didn't think this is what Martinez had in mind, when he said he'd jump through hoops to impress a couple of bimbos. But, I don't judge.

#2 - kmvenne

Jenny tried to beg for her life after insulting the size of Hondo's manhood, but even with her life being threatened, she couldn't help but to keep laughing at it. It's just so small! Like a little baby pokemon!

#3 - River_Rat

Tired of the worm always getting away into his hole, the Early Bird seeks help from a nearby Home Depot.

#4 - kmvenne

As slack-jawed yokel race fans cheer yet another left turn, Charlie Daniels sat by himself, cane in hand, closing his eyes and pretending the entire commotion was for him.

#5 - BuccinGator

HBO's new NFL based reality show, "Hard Times" starring wide receivers from both New York franchises.

Theme - kmvenne

an ode to the classic Rodney Dangerfield...

1) My wife is the worst, the worst I tell you! She makes me watch soccer all the time, and she even got me to join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday!

2) My kids, they're terrible too. My daughter got kidnapped by a Japanese gang. The ransom note said "Give us $5.000 or you'll see you kid again!"

3) Even when I was a kid, I got no respect. When I young, I told my dad I wanted to go to the zoo, see the eagles. My dad said "If the zoo wants you, they'll come and get you!"

4) I got an ugly family, the whole lot of them. You should see the reunion. We all took a bus, and when we stuck our heads out the window, we got arrested for mooning!

5) My sex life is awful. I went to a hooker, and I dropped my pants, and she dropped her price!

September Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 19
2. River_Rat - 17
3. BuccinGator - 14
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
5. HALOS02 - 8
6. D2Moo - 3
6. chmearm2 - 3
6. WarpedMind - 3
7. Vive_LeBron - 2
8. PheasantPlucker - 1
8. Buuba J - 1
8. Meat Supply - 1
8. EagleMtnAirTax - 1
8. huachuca - 1



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 28, 2010 12:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

Sorry still in mourning after last night's penalty debacle. I'll get this right now.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: September 28, 2010 2:18 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

Thaks, Buc! 



Since: Aug 15, 2010
Posted on: September 28, 2010 12:19 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

#2 - Rapper DJ "Masta Chef" begins round one of the rap-battle competition with his signature "First Cut Is the Deepest."



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 27, 2010 10:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

I'm ok now, but last week I was in rough shape, an ode to the classic Rodney Dangerfield...

1) My wife is the worst, the worst I tell you! She makes me watch soccer all the time, and she even got me to join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday!

2) My kids, they're terrible too. My daughter got kidnapped by a Japanese gang. The ransom note said "Give us $5.000 or you'll see you kid again!"

3) Even when I was a kid, I got no respect. When I young, I told my dad I wanted to go to the zoo, see the eagles. My dad said "If the zoo wants you, they'll come and get you!"

4) I got an ugly family, the whole lot of them. You should see the reunion. We all took a bus, and when we stuck our heads out the window, we got arrested for mooning!

5) My sex life is awful. I went to a hooker, and I dropped my pants, and she dropped her price!





Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: September 27, 2010 10:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

1) Little known fact: Bimbo is a bread company in Spain and Portugal.

Well known fact: These three have dance moves that even American white breads would laugh at.

2) Jenny tried to beg for her life after insulting the size of Hondo's manhood, but even with her life being threatened, she couldn't help but to keep laughing at it. It's just so small! Like a little baby pokemon!
3) Nobody was sure why the Eagles mascot was asked by their new QB to dig a pit large enough for two dogs to move around in outside of city limits, but when Vick promised to pay for the materials needed and to buy him a new wardrobe, the deal was sealed.

4) As slack-jawed yokel race fans cheer yet another left turn, Charlie Daniels sat by himself, cane in hand, closing his eyes and pretending the entire commotion was for him.

5) When Rex Ryan asked Braylon where his beard went, Braylon was far too eager to take off his pants and show coach the merkin he formed out of his old facial hair.

No, I'm not going to apologize if you have to google merkin.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 27, 2010 8:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

People that came to Rats Yard Sale last weekend

1. The three guys looking for size 14 dresses for their "wifes".

2. The redneck that claimed to be a black belt that said the screwdriver set for $3.00 was weighted wrong to substitute for throwing knifes.

3. The old Grandpa looking for something to keep his 12 year old twin grandson's entertained.

4. The family where the women had words on the back of their sweatpants.  I tried to make a sentance, but I needed a verb that went with "Pink" and "Juicy".

5. The guy who showed up asking if this was where the kegger was.




Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: September 27, 2010 5:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

3. The "Angry Birds" app phenomenon has taken Joe's addiction to a new level.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: September 27, 2010 3:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

Hey, welcome back, bait.



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: September 27, 2010 3:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Bimbos!

Picture 1: Martinez is taken aback to find out Jose and Roberto are a Bimbo couple instead of a couple of Bimbos!

Picture2: Master Ray shows Brittany how to get rid of the nasty split ends ance and for all.

Picture 3: The Eagle mascot lost his costume and had to borrow is sisters costume, the mascot for the Maryville Mud Hens.

Picture 4: Bubba, a Jeff Gordon Fan, attempts to get the crowd going on a "Wave" but has everyone covering the nose or holding their breath instead.

Picture 5: Braylon shows coach Ryan how beer can make you an AB master...


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