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Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

Posted on: October 6, 2010 11:35 am
 
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October Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 2
1. Meat Supply - 2
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
1. EagleMtnAirtax - 2
2. River_Rat -1
2. D2Moo - 1
2. WarpedMind - 1
2. wetookthebait - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 7, 2010 9:43 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

#1 - Mr. Mo-Chi

So, how does it feel to be the inspiration of a franchise? The go to guy and undeniable leader? Sorry Dwayne. Could you pass that question over to LeBron?

#2 - nathan2940

The language barrier caused a serious misunderstanding, but the stadium vendors did their best to sell bricks instead of beers.

#3 - BuccinGator

Oksana was immediately DQed from the World's Strongest Woman competition for having visible breasts.

#4 - kmvenne

Hello, ladies! Does your man look as pornstarish as me? No. Can he smell as pornstarish as me? Yes! With new Old Spice XXX body wash! It has the musky manly odor of bright lights, photoshoots, hours of sex, and sexual disease that screams out "Adult film awesomness". So ladies, is your man a Old Spice XXX man? I don't know, you tell me. I'm on a plane!

#5 - WarpedMind

These folks are either saying "we're very happy to be at the games" or "here are my genitals: please take them."

Theme - Mr. Mo-Chi

Dos Equis- Most Interesting Man in the World

1) He once drove to the basket on 3 over-hyped basketball players, and got the foul.

2) He can carry the weight of the world on his shoulders, with his head.

3) Even the strongest weighlifters in the world feel like tiny little girls in his presence.

4) He makes front page news for events that haven't happened yet.

5) He can charm any woman with his smile, through a mask.

He is, the most interesting man in the world!!

October Scoreboard
1. Mr. Mo-Chi - 4
2. kmvenne - 3
3. Meat Supply - 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax - 2
3. WarpedMind - 2
4. River_Rat -1
4. D2Moo - 1
4. wetookthebait - 1
4. nathan2940 - 1
4. BuccinGator - 1



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2010 11:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

Regrets, I've Had a Few.........

1.  Dwayne regrets he forgot about Coaches' rule about no nipple clamps inside 48 hours before game time.  The 10 grand fine hurt another part of his anatomy as well.

2.  Anoosh, Ravi, and John all regretted that they couldn't carry more bricks at once.  It would have cut down their trips for bricks to a more manageable 10 per hour instead of the 18 they were currently doing.  In a few years, their backs may also regret the extra trips too.

3.  Annette regretted trying to set a new world record in the clean and jerk.  She got stuck in that position from too much weight and now she cleanly feels like a jerk.

4.  His only regret about winning the Ryder Cup, all the Eurojerks will expect him to do it again in the States next time around.

5.  I regret ever seeing this picture.  I'll never be able to ride in a golf cart ever again without seeing this picture in my mind.  Life as I once knew it will never be the same.  Rats!



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: October 6, 2010 10:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

How smart are they?

#1.  All crown - no filling.

#2.  A few bricks shy of a load.

#3.  Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.

#4.  He's flying on one engine.

#5.  They took the short bus to school. 



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: October 6, 2010 10:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

Buc's Homage To The Late Eddie Guerrero:

Needs more pointing to the head after cleverly cheating. Also, more banging a chair onto the ring then playing dead to earn a DQ victory.



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: October 6, 2010 9:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

#4.  Mirror in the bathroom.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 6, 2010 8:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

1.  Dwayne Wade and LeBron James star in Two and a Half Men Egos.

2.  ......The third little pig built his house of bricks.  Of which he paid the construction crew with bacon aquired from the straw house.

3. A few guys learned the hard way, but soon word got around.  If on a date with Leslie, and she offers you a handj0b.....its best to say no.

4.  And the McDowell ego began, I McWon the McRyder Cup for McEurope with a 15 McFoot McPutt on the 16th McGreen.  He was soon signed to a 5 year contract with McDonalds.

5. Come on India.  You were a British colony, so how can you possibly mess up the beauty of the Beer Cart?




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2010 8:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

3) Ironically, being the only female weightlifter NOT on steriods, Stacy here excelled at the snatch, but was woefully inept at the clean and jerk.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 6, 2010 8:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

Can You Feel The Heat?  Buc's Homage To The Late Eddie Guerrero:

1) Hey Holmes, it's obvious these guys are stealin'.

2) If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

3) Hey Mamacita, think you can handle my Latino Heat?

4) Ese vato here is lying to himself.  He wins one match and suddenly he thinks he's Tiger Woods.

5) Viva la raza!  La raza de payasos.  Honestly, it looks these guys here are getting ready to try to steal from Fort Knox, holmes.  Even I'm not that crazy.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: October 6, 2010 8:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

What did you think of Roy Halladay's no hitter?

1) Titillating!

2) Constructive!

3) Powerful!

4) Newsworthy!

5) Who?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: October 6, 2010 4:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sore nipples!

What gets you off?

1) Watching me touch myself on the jumbotron, it's like I'm engaging in foreplay with a clone of myself!

2) The chance for a massive disaster that is totally unnecessary and could have been prevented with technology no more advanced then the wheelbarrow.

3) Proving on national television that you fuffill the requirements of being able to lift up to 45 points, making you qualified for most government jobs.

4) Whoever or whatever is the first thing to talk to me about myself.

5) Driving the women on the Jeep to the stoning sight. Not to mention the actual stoning itself, actually, pretty much just oppressing women in any fashion, it's all hot.


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