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Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

Posted on: October 19, 2010 10:52 am
 
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October Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 12
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
3. BuccinGator - 7
4. WarpedMind - 6
5. EagleMtnAirtax - 5
6. Beevillain - 4
6. Meat Supply - 4
7. nathan2940 - 2
7. D2Moo - 2
8. River_Rat -1
8. Buuba J - 1
8. ktopp24 - 1
8. wetookthebait - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 20, 2010 12:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

1.  Come on Shuless!  #3 and #5 comments SUCK!  BAD!

First of all it's Ned Nealander of the 3 amigos, not Nederlander.  There's no 3 amigos to this pic whatsoever!  How do you tie women's sumo wrestling to the 3 amigos.  Answer - you can't....not in this pic anyway.  I'm not saying my comment was any better than that one, but I can think of 2 others that had this one beat by far.

Secondly, the short bus for pic #5....really?  I thought my comment to the Matrix was waaaaay better than that!  Again, I'm not saying my comment should've won necessarily, but it's better than the short bus comment.  God, that comment has been around for how long?  This is exactly why I quit momentarily there for a few months.  I kept seeing crap (yes crap) like this win.  It's discouraging to say the least.  Favoritism possibly, or judging these at 3am after a six pack?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: October 19, 2010 11:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

Oh no, looks like my captions didn't go through today! Thanks CBS! Now nobody will be able to guffaw at my terrible Assey McGee joke for #4. I assure you, it was nothing short of a total dud!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 19, 2010 10:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

Buuba J
Picture 1. Milron Bradley's new 3-D game of OPERATION was carried a little too far when team mate Carlos was used to practice the tandem event. When asked if he was okay he responeded with a loud buzz and his nose glowed red.

Mr. Mo-Chi
2) I guess bringing in the mining mascot was a better PR move, then presenting all the trapped miners with cutting edge Chilean technology, which happens to be an Atari and a copy of the game Dig Dug.

Mr. Mo-Chi
3) Well, it obvious. Ned Nederlander of the Three Amigos is definitely the runt of the litter in his family

nathan2940
4) Well Ted, I'm going to have to give her a 3.  I mean there is no denying she has a trunk, but it is severely lacking in the junk we here at the Booty-Tastic National Competition Committee are looking for. 

ktopp24
#5 - Everyone at the track and field stadium knew they were in for some laughs when the short bus pulled up.



BuccinGator
Another Edition Of Buccin Limericks:

1) There once was a man who would think
    That coolness was to be covered in ink
    But, oh, what a scene
    As the artists only had green
    But it could have been worse if they only had pink

2) Soccer is a sport of near world wide fame
    Which most of the USA finds incredibly lame
    In a sport of fakers and whiners
    Their new mascot?  A miner
    I'd rather crawl down a shaft than watch a game

3) Sumo is a sport that has now gone transgender
    Despite some's outdated view as the sex more tender
    They sidestep, they slap, and they shove
    But despite their girth still need some love
    As ktopp awakes between these two after his bender

4) There once was a sport where the goal
    Was to clear a high bar with the aid of a pole
    But it's now less popular than poker
    Because some practical joker
    Thought it'd be funny if they fell into a hole

5) There once was an athlete disowned
    Her teammates and coaches all moaned
    Her infamous moment of shame
    During her event at the Commonwealth Games
    Was stopping when her agent phoned


October Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 12
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. BuccinGator - 8
4. WarpedMind - 6
5. EagleMtnAirtax - 5
6. Beevillain - 4
6. Meat Supply - 4
7. nathan2940 - 3
8. D2Moo - 2
8. Buuba J - 2
8. ktopp24 - 2
9. River_Rat -1
9. wetookthebait - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 19, 2010 4:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

1. After discovering that you don't even need a high school diploma to become Mayor of Wasilla, AK, Levi decides that he needs a permanent dress shirt to help him look the part. A purple polka dot tie should go great with this, and dry cleaning will be cheap.

2. Today Chiliean officials announced that the 33 trapped miners would be forming a new futball team "Los Atropados" to play in the Primera Division.

3. There is a theory that postulates that if every person in China was to stand on a chair and jump off it at the same time, they could create a tidal wave that would reach the coast of the United States. Physicists in Oslo today released their findings on a simaler discourse that postualtes that if all the women in the Nederalnds were to stand on a chair and jump off at the same time, the world would be covered by a massive flood.

4. To counteract the ever-increasing numbers of homeless and jobless persons as a result of the continuing sour economy, many local food banks across the United States have teamed up to teach "Dumpster Diving for Dummies".

5. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 19, 2010 4:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

#4 - Linda was unaware of the rule change that states: "The landing area, instead of firm cushioned mats, will now be made of Smurf poop."



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: October 19, 2010 3:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

Picture 1. Milron Bradley's new 3-D game of OPERATION was carried a little too far when team mate Carlos was used to practice the tandem event. When asked if he was okay he responeded with a loud buzz and his nose glowed red.

Picture 2: The Chilean miner's mascot; Stinky, demonstrates how trapped miners recycle bodily fluids in a crisis for later use by filling a soccer ball. Care must be taken to use gloves to prevent cross-contamination.

Picture 3: Greta Yorgensen known as the "Swedish Pumpkin" celebrates her victory against Olga, Known as the "Dutch Semi" in this years fight for the croissant in Paris this year.

Picture 4: Goda failed in her final attempt to pole vault over the cheese slicer competions held in Wisconsin. It's reported that she felt like half the woman she was when she started.

Picture 5: Tanisha agonizies over the strength required to throw her cell phone far enough away to avoid answering or texting for at least two minutes.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 19, 2010 3:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

#1 - After having the mascot uniform stolen for the 9th time this season, Notre Dame officials figured it would be easier to just have the uniform tattooed onto the student that wears it.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 19, 2010 1:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

Another Edition Of Buccin Limericks:

1) There once was a man who would think
    That coolness was to be covered in ink
    But, oh, what a scene
    As the artists only had green
    But it could have been worse if they only had pink

2) Soccer is a sport of near world wide fame
    Which most of the USA finds incredibly lame
    In a sport of fakers and whiners
    Their new mascot?  A miner
    I'd rather crawl down a shaft than watch a game

3) Sumo is a sport that has now gone transgender
    Despite some's outdated view as the sex more tender
    They sidestep, they slap, and they shove
    But despite their girth still need some love
    As ktopp awakes between these two after his bender

4) There once was a sport where the goal
    Was to clear a high bar with the aid of a pole
    But it's now less popular than poker
    Because some practical joker
    Thought it'd be funny if they fell into a hole

5) There once was an athlete disowned
    Her teammates and coaches all moaned
    Her infamous moment of shame
    During her event at the Commonwealth Games
    Was stopping when her agent phoned



Since: Sep 10, 2007
Posted on: October 19, 2010 1:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

#4

Having not been very popular in high school, Sally always said that when she died they should bury her with her a** in the air so everyone could kiss it.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: October 19, 2010 1:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My new tattoo!

1.  Memo to self: always check to make sure the tattoo artist isn't color blind before paying for services rendered.

3.  Junior Seau attempted to yield the right of way to a couple of pedestrians, and well... you know the rest.

4.  I've heard of pillow biting, but this is ridiculous.

5.  "You signed me up for what?  25 percent of the gate?  I want a new agent!"


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