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Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Posted on: October 26, 2010 11:16 am
Edited on: October 26, 2010 8:56 pm
 
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How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 26, 2010 2:04 pm
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Hey ktopp... hope all is well. If you need me to grab the scoring for Monday, just let me know. :)


All is fine, just really busy and I totally spaced doing this. I'll get 'er done right now.

 




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 26, 2010 1:33 pm
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Buc's Ode To The End Of The Cowboys Season (a.k.a. Cowboysandbeer's Lament):

1) One's struggles with coaching
    Makes one more religious it seems
    Causing Mike here to wonder
    If he and Wade could switch teams

2) While Red Bull gives you wings
    And being a pretty boy QB nets you a stalker
    The season may have been saved if
    Romo had more mobility than gramps with a walker

3) While the rest of the NFL celebrates
    The Cowboys season now lost
    Wade Phillips realizies his seat
    Is no longer cooled by Jack Frost

4) While a one and five record
    Has caused most of Dallas to sulk
    Jerry Jones in the meantime
    Has the anger of The Hulk

5) While these 3 pictured here
    Often set the Cowboys offensive tone
    The dream of a home field Super Bowl
    Is shattered with a clavicle bone



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: October 26, 2010 1:22 pm
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Picture 1: Mike as "Jesus to take the wheel" and pull this mess outta the ditch. Realizing he was a much better player than he is a coach.

Picture 2: Former Nascar Driver Terry Bevins recieves his retirerment recognition from current driver Rudy "Wrong Way" Kowolski. "Notice the Dual Injection system in this Baby" Rudy adds with a snicker. Terry tells Rudy where he can park it as grandson dreams of the future and his tuen at fame and fortune.

Picture 3: Aging Rock Star, Kieth Richards, dresses for a night out in Soho to promote his new book. Mick put cayenne pepper in his shorts to show Kieth he is a "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" kinda mate.

Picture 4: Hulk trades in the flannel shirts for spandex in an effort to Green! Sweat pours as he fights off the urge to Morph into the monster he has always feared... Ralph Nader.

Picture 5: CSI Dallas attempts to solve the murder of the Cowboys offense. Romo is examined for DNA to prove he is NOT Jessica Simpson in drag. fellow team mate Bryant brings the team what used to Romos Testicles... 



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 26, 2010 12:22 pm
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Theme - "Who cut the cheese?"

1.  "T'was me and dang that smells bad!  I'm just gonna walk over here and act coo."

2.  "Jesus Jimmy, you eat a whole pot o' beans last night?  That's not thinking with your dipstick!"

3.  "Woah, I've smelt some pretty stinky ones in my life, but I'm...like, hallucinating and stuff!"

4.  "Me no pass gas, me Hulk Smash!"

5.  "Dang Dez, what the hell you eat last night?  'Ol boy can't even get back up!"



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 26, 2010 12:16 pm
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

1.  He needs that booger out bad, but he knows God is watching. 

2.  FDA test results that Red Bull not only gives you energy, it also speeds up the aging process.  Drink at your own risk!

3.  Kwando wonders if he's ever seen a winter this bad.  He hopes that it will not affect next year's crops.

4.  Addidas has finally come up with a sports shirt that is so stretchable and hole resistant that nothing can hurt it.   They call it "The Hulk-inator 5000."

5.  "Listen here you S.O.B., if you ever miss practice again, I won't hesitate to knock your lights out a second time!"



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 26, 2010 12:11 pm
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

1) Mike Singletary contemplates his next Sunday career, pastor at the San Francisco 1st Baptist Church.

1) "Dear God, please, please, please in my next job give me a GM who will draft a QB worth a damn, and an offensive coordinator who's offense isn't offensive."

2) When his blood sugar is low, instead of insulin, diabetic John Levinston just has Red Bull pumped straight into his veins.

2) Scene at the Geriatric Athletic Walker Racing Series Hardcore (GAWRSH) Red Bull 500 (meter): "Damnit, sonny!!!  I want my next fuel and walker stopper pit stop to take less than 5 seconds.  I need to get back out there on the track!!!"

3) "...Jack Frost blowing on your toes..."

4) Seeking to never become angry again, Bruce Banner joins a soccer league knowing that there is little physical contact and scoring.  But, after he gets his first yellow card because a guy on the other team took a dive ...

5) Dez Bryant and Felix Jones realize they need to drop themselves from their fantasy teams.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 26, 2010 11:52 am
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Hey ktopp... hope all is well. If you need me to grab the scoring for Monday, just let me know. :)


I haven't seen him since Thursday morning when he last scored.  You have another PM, my friend, if you read this.  Figured he'd be ecstatic after Sunday night.  Hope all is well.




Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: October 26, 2010 11:49 am
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

1) The answer is defense. Mike looks stumped when asked how he could win a Super Bowl with a mediocre QB, but only coach a team to a 1-6 record with a mediocre QB.

2) After settling the lawsuit to avoid major public scrutiny, warning labels will now be put on cans of Red Bull, sighting that you will only have wiiiiiiiiiings for so long, before crashing down to earth and being forced into a life needing the aid of walkers, crutches, canes or wheelchairs.

3) Rare photos of Old Man Winter during his mid-life crisis surface.

4) Don't make Hulk angry, or he'll...........just turn his back on you, I guess.

5) One can't help but think that there's a community of blonde pop stars with a huge smile on their face.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 26, 2010 11:31 am
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

3. To a paint-huffer, walking under a ladder is always good luck.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 26, 2010 11:29 am
 

Phot Caption Challenge: Uh oh, Mike Singletary

Hey ktopp... hope all is well. If you need me to grab the scoring for Monday, just let me know. :)


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