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Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

Posted on: October 27, 2010 12:28 pm
 
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October Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 19
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 13
3. BuccinGator - 12
4. WarpedMind - 10
5. Meat Supply - 7
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 6
7. Beevillain - 4
8. nathan2940 - 3
8. Buuba J - 3
9. D2Moo - 2
9. ktopp24 - 2
10. River_Rat -1
10. wetookthebait - 1
10. Koufax32 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 28, 2010 9:25 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

#1 - Koufax32

Look Chris we already told you. Its Black shoes with Red laces. If you want to be the sidekick to my sidekick you have a ways to go, but shaving your head was a step in the right direction.

#2 - kmvenne

Jack: Hey, Jennie Buss! Stop talking to Cherrly Miller hawking your stupid book and get over here and bring Jack his gin and tonic. Jack's throat is PARCHED.

#3 - Mr. Mo-Chi

Danny DeVito for Jose Cuervo Tequila: "Hey. How do you think I put up with Rhea Perlman for all these years?"

#4 - WarpedMind

"Don't look at me; I don't know how to dunk it, either.

#5 - Koufax32

The Olympic committee quickly shot down the notion of a "400M Red Rover, Red Rover" event. Many believe it would boost ratings but also single out smaller, weaker competition like Burma.

Theme - Mr. Mo-Chi

October's Movie Sequels

1) Someone breaks in to the office of the Heat's sports psychologist and publishes all of his findings in The Basketball Diaries 2.

2) As he gets older, Jack finds himself getting closer and closer to that bright, white light in The Shining 2.

3) After being Hollywood's most sought out actor, the downhill road can be pretty trecherous in Get Shorty........To Rehab.

4) A washed up coach takes a gig coaching a WNBA team in 2 Steps Below Semi-Pro.

5) After being dumped again because of her cookie addiction, Stella gets back in the gym and finds inspiration to compete in How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Again.

October Scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 20
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 15
3. BuccinGator - 12
4. WarpedMind - 11
5. Meat Supply - 7
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 6
7. Beevillain - 4
8. nathan2940 - 3
8. Buuba J - 3
8. Koufax32 - 3
9. D2Moo - 2
9. ktopp24 - 2
10. River_Rat -1
10. wetookthebait - 1



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: October 27, 2010 9:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

Guess Who!

#!  The members in the Boy's Club can score points without even trying.

#2.  I don't think they're funny. In fact they make me gag.

#3.  Bottoms up to my brand of humor. Danny gets it.

#4.  But you really aren't that witty. What can you do?

#5.  Attack everybody!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 27, 2010 7:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

#4 - "Why does the WNBA actually still exist? Why does my tie match your uniforms? Why haven't I commited on-court suicide yet? I don't know!!"



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2010 4:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

Funny.  My mind went immediately along kmvenne's line whereas normally it would have gone here.  Nicely done, Mo-Chi.

You have a voice in your head that sounds exactly like Jim Ross, too? MY GOD! THAT'S THE MUSIC OF PURE INSANITY!



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2010 4:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

Theme - Body Language

1.  "Who took my crack?  Jimmy I know it's you, you're face says it all!"

2.  Jack holds up the "I need a beer before my throat colapses" call to the nearest vendor.

3.  See the pinky coming off the cup ever so slightly?  What are you telling us Mr. Devito?

4.  You don't know what these 2 are talking about.....but you know it's about sex.  I'm married.  I've seen that look.  He's not getting any for weeks!

5.  Katrina's friends knew she needed help after her last break-up, but they didn't know how bad until........




Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2010 4:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

1.  "Man I told you to leave that PCP alone.  Now how you gonna play looking all Jamie Foxx and shiz?  Blame it on the A-A-A-A-Alcohol?"

2.  Jack Nicholson looses his trachiotomy box and cannot tell the vendor that he'd like a hot dog.

3.  "Drink this and in a few moments I'll be your Brad Pitt!"

4.  Hightower tells her coach for the last time to quit patting her bottom as she enters the court.

5.  Track rage....kinda like road rage, only on a track.



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: October 27, 2010 2:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

Thanks, Buc. I went that same route as well at first.



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: October 27, 2010 2:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

Picture 1: Okay LeBron; explain it to me one more time, You say "You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about? You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about?

Picture 2: Jack orders another Botox treatment for his neck at halftime, He's hoping it will go smoother than LeBron transistion to Miami.

Picture 3: Danny toast the heat on their aquisition of LeBron James... Of course he's a Cavalier fan.

Picture 4: Coach explains to Hightower that she sing the "Star Spangled Banner" prior to tonight game. It was either that or the mascot "Gerri the Goat" would start as point guard because he lost a bet to the coach of the opposing team. He thought the Heat couldn't possibly lose.

Picture 5: No one explained to LaTisha that she had to run in the same direction as everybody else. While she didn't win the race, on an upside, she did get an invitation to compete in the Game show "Are you Smarter than LeBron James"



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: October 27, 2010 2:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

October's Movie Sequels

1) Someone breaks in to the office of the Heat's sports psychologist and publishes all of his findings in The Basketball Diaries 2.

2) As he gets older, Jack finds himself getting closer and closer to that bright, white light in The Shining 2.

3) After being Hollywood's most sought out actor, the downhill road can be pretty trecherous in Get Shorty........To Rehab.

4) A washed up coach takes a gig coaching a WNBA team in 2 Steps Below Semi-Pro.

5) After being dumped again because of her cookie addiction, Stella gets back in the gym and finds inspiration to compete in How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Again.



Since: Sep 16, 2009
Posted on: October 27, 2010 2:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Can't stand the Heat

3. Danny DeVito toasts alone as he reads that the new Batman movie will revive the villain "Penguin". He has not been offered the role yet but he is the only person who can walk into the audition and state "If you hire me, I can save you $100,000 on make-up and costume by not needing either"

5. The Olympic committee quickly shot down the notion of a "400M Red Rover, Red Rover" event. Many believe it would boost ratings but also single out smaller, weaker competition like Burma.



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