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Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

Posted on: November 2, 2010 12:56 pm
Edited on: November 2, 2010 12:59 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. WarpedMind - 2
1. River_Rat - 2
2. kmvenne - 1
2. D2Moo - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: November 3, 2010 9:21 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

It's all good, Joe. Can't win 'em all. Some people are more festive around the holidays than others. :)



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 2, 2010 11:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

Mo-Chi... You just missed on the holiday theme. So close. It's been a while since I had to call the wife in for a tiebreaker.
River_Rat
1.  Who would have thought the offspring of Jim Thorpe and Peg Bundy would wind up on the same squad.

D2Moo
2.  To quote Peter Gabriel form the song Sledgehammer, "You can be my honey bee."

D2Moo
3.  This woman personally stemmed the tide of illegal immigration from Mexico and actualy attracted gringo men by the truckload to illegally cross South of the Border.

BuccinGator
4) "Hey, baby!  Mind if I Tagalong?  Maybe we can go to the rec center and do a little Do-Si-Do.  A body like that is guaranteed to make a man like me want Samoa."

Mr. Mo-Chi
5) Talk about a brilliant sequel. Lt. Callahan had a daughter, who tries to become an FBI agent, in Police Academy 712: Government Clearance.



BuccinGator
Buc's Pickup Lines (and why Danica refuses to return his phonecalls):

1) "You know, I've never done it on a sacred burial ground."

2) "Let's go back to the hive and pollenate."

3) "Buenos Nachos, senor-i-ta.  Soy un hom-bre muy ca ... cach ... um, how do you say this word right here [pointing to English to Spanish dictionary]?"

4) "You know, my ex knicknamed it Thin Mint."

5) "So, beautiful.  What's the F.B.I. stand for?  Full Blown Idiot?  You know, because they say blondes are pretty dumb [smack!, splash!].  Damn, and that was my good Hawaiian shirt, too."



November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 3
1. D2Moo - 3
2. WarpedMind - 2
2. BuccinGator - 2
3. kmvenne - 1
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 2, 2010 10:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

Did you remember to bring your 8 forms of identification, 3 eye-witnesses/family members, and certified life story with you?  Thankfully, I got mine renewed right before they started this crap, so I have until 2017 before I go through it.
Wow... I didn't know that was possible. Just more a pain in the ass then anything, but things get more complicated when you "run a red light". Cops... It's all a cash grab down here. They have ticket writing down to a science. Literally, about two minutes on the side of the road and they can duck back in their hidey hole to "catch" the next guy.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: November 2, 2010 6:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

1) Jill and Kelly decided to cheer at the game dressed up as "Ethnic extras in the background of domestic beer commercials to make these lite beers seem less white then they really are".

2) I've heard of Sexy nurses, sexy cops, and even sexy chicks from Jersey, but sexy Fat Bumblebee guy from The Simpsons? I never would have believed it if you hadn't shown me a picture...

3) Desperately trying to pretend she's not dressed as a Mariachi member as Mark Sanchez gets shut out on the field, Suzi uses Americas' ignorance of other countries against us and says she's "One of those guys from Spain that does the maracas and stuff".

4) "Ookie Girl" has been plotting to win Michael Vick's heart for years, but when she finally made it to an NFL halftime show on Halloween, the Eagles had to be on the bye. Now she's out 3 years of planning with a high likelihood she'll never get to stalk a pro athlete with the nickname "Ookie" ever again.

5) That's the FBI? No wonder Osama hasn't been caught yet...




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 2, 2010 5:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

Theme - Chicks BuccinGator and Shuless Joe will never bag....

#1 - These two....or Danica Patrick

#2 - All three of these....including Danica Patrick

#3 - This one.....even if she was Danica Patrick

#4 - Definatly not this one.....and certainly not Danica Patrick

#5 - Maybe this one....wait....nevermind. Not this one either.


There Buc, fixed it for ya....




Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: November 2, 2010 4:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

Theme - "Things that make you go BOING!"

1.  Her and her
2.  Her, her and her
3.  Her, her, and her
4.  Her
5.  Her



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: November 2, 2010 4:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

1.  Hannah and Hailey smile for the camera, but they're really stressed out.  Looking for Willy Wonka's golden ticket in a tree with gold leaves proved harder than they thought.

2.  Lisa had a good costume, but she was disqualified because it was a mandatory striped sock contest and she didn't get the memo.

3.  Valerie walks stiff as a board and straight as an arrow.  Little does she know that the book fell off her head a mile back.

4.  Constance put her makeup on in the dark and got a little crazy with the eye shadow.

5.  Are you still undercover if you're wearing an FBI hat?



Since: Oct 24, 2007
Posted on: November 2, 2010 4:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

I just sure hope that #4 is not there for all of you guys out that. Innocent cookie girl in the middle of the circle with you terrible men. But who will eat her.......um nevermind!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 2, 2010 4:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

5) Ema Watson, 20 years and a marriage to ktopp later.

There you go, buddy.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 2, 2010 4:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday! 1/3

Theme - Chicks BuccinGator and Shuless Joe will never bag....



Don't hate the players, hate the game.  We weren't the ones to establish your wheelhouse.  Besides, I'm disappointed you didn't work Danica in there somehow.



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