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Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

Posted on: November 4, 2010 11:47 am
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November Scoreboard
1. D2Moo - 4
1. BuccinGator - 4
2. River_Rat - 3
3. WarpedMind - 2
3. kmvenne - 2
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
4. Koufax32 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 5, 2010 8:19 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

Looks like our Supply hath run out... Come back soon buddy.


But not too soon. Joe and I need to build up our supply of free stuff for you to cry about not getting.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 5, 2010 1:08 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

The thong and the poem were great entries for the theme categoty. That was a close one. As was #2. The "shocker for ladies" and "three guys at home" had me laughing.
reed8992
1. As John Hughes turns over in his grave the gay remake version of Sixteen Candles begins filming.

River_Rat
2. SIR!  Kindly remove your son's horny guinea pig from my friends ear.

Mr. Mo-Chi
3) Either Arnold is surprised, or he's doing his Kenny Rogers "Post-Facelift" Impersonation.

River_Rat
4.  I hate it when Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills puts her prosthetic leg on backwards.

skinsinsk
5) The anti-pot movement went to new lows in depicting users reacting to the "dangerous drug" that in no way could help stabilize the faltering California economy. Apparently it will cause you to eat your own thong and jump out a third story window. In no way would it cause you to sit on a couch, watch seven episodes of Tosh.0, discuss the abstract nature of time and funyuns while trying to figure out why you never noticed how heavy your hands are, then taking a two hour shower while tracing the outline of the tile and humming the theme song to Mash. Yeah, good call California, that's obviously a very dangerous drug.


D2Moo
Five signs your relationship with that girl might be coming to an end.

1.  You find thongs in her laundry and they are not yours, or hers.  They're also bigger than what you wear as well.
2.  Her catty girlfriends keep refering to you in past tense.  Example:  So she stuck the dead bastard twice with a butcher knife.  He was such a schmuck.
3.  Even celebrites laugh at your relationship and think it is totally messed up and over.
4.  Other guys keep bagging on your girl and repeately ask her, "Are you sure this isn't your kid brother," while she shamelessly flirts with them.
5.  You find her undies are tastier than her.

November Scoreboard
1. D2Moo - 5
1. River_Rat - 5
2. BuccinGator - 4
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 3
4. WarpedMind - 2
4. kmvenne - 2
5. Koufax32 - 1
5. reed8992 - 1
5. skinsinsk - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 5, 2010 12:48 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

Like Seacrest , I'm out!  We'll try again here in a few months and see if the judging gets better.  Not that you all give a @%$^.
Looks like our Supply hath run out... Come back soon buddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 5, 2010 12:33 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

Photo 5- Now thats a crapie place to put your mouth.
Simple, yet funny!

And I was about to ask you for some of you secret spots, "Kingfish", but then I noticed that Jay, FL is about 19 hours away from my home base,

In any case, welcome. Hope to see you in here more often. :)



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 4, 2010 10:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

#4.  "My secret? Mine hangs closer to the ground!"



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 4, 2010 10:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

#1.  "Just me and my lonely dental floss."



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 4, 2010 7:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

Five signs your relationship with that girl might be coming to an end.

1.  You find thongs in her laundry and they are not yours, or hers.  They're also bigger than what you wear as well.

2.  Her catty girlfriends keep refering to you in past tense.  Example:  So she stuck the dead bastard twice with a butcher knife.  He was such a schmuck.

3.  Even celebrites laugh at your relationship and think it is totally messed up and over.

4.  Other guys keep bagging on your girl and repeately ask her, "Are you sure this isn't your kid brother," while she shamelessly flirts with them.

5.  You find her undies are tastier than her.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 4, 2010 7:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

1.  It takes a big brave man to show off his shortcomings to the world.

2.  Hey, I'll take two of whomever they're doing.  I mean two of what they're having.

3.  Arnold was just as surprised as the rest of us at the premier of Terminator 4: The Re-Rise of the Machine Jerry Brown.

4.  When asked what it was like being the shortest man in F1, Raoul replied that it was better than being the shortest dude in the IRL plus the women look better from his angle.

5.  Somehow the undies wasn't nearly as satisfying as a Snickers bar or a WS ring, but it was darn close.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 4, 2010 6:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

1.  No wonder neo-nazi's are always ticked off.  If I had to wear one of those............... 

1.  "The next item up for auction at the Turkish Wrestler fund raiser.....sit down Ktopp.

2. SIR!  Kindly remove your son's horny guinea pig from my friends ear.

3. Event organizers were not expecting so many people to show up for the Giant's World Series Party.  Good thing Barry Bonds left his old batting helmet so it could be used as a punch bowl.

4.  I hate it when Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills puts her prosthetic leg on backwards.

5.  Hey Buc!  So when should we tell ktopp up there that that one was actually last worn by Meat Supply?

5.  Yes, the burrito's last night were really good.....but not that good.




Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: November 4, 2010 6:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Sexy Red Thong!

1. As John Hughes turns over in his grave the gay remake version of Sixteen Candles begins filming.


3. "I wont be back"


5. ...and i just threw up on my keyboard


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