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Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

Posted on: November 9, 2010 10:55 am
Edited on: November 9, 2010 2:00 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 6
2. D2Moo - 5
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 5
3. BuccinGator - 4
4. WarpedMind - 2
4. kmvenne - 2
4. Buuba J - 2
5. Koufax32 - 2
5. reed8992 - 1
5. skinsinsk - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 10, 2010 10:57 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

So... who'c scoring tonight?



I'll take care of it. We're back on the normal schedule again....



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2010 10:15 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

Aw crap... I didn't realize ktopp was doing the scoring for today. Surprised

You know what's funny... I didn't pick any of the same entries that ktopp did, but my scoring would have been almost the same. I had 2 points for Rat, and one each for Gator, kmvenne, Moo and skinsinsk.


So... who'c scoring tonight?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 10, 2010 9:39 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

"I accuse Mrs. White, with the sex toy, under the bleachers."

Does accuse mean the same thing as accost? Because I would accost the hell out of her.




You would accost Betty White? Or is this about Barry White's widow? Jaleel "Urkel" White?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 10, 2010 9:35 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

#1 - kmvenne

Jenn Sterger is really getting into character to try to figure out "The Mystery of the Tiny Favre Dong".

#2 - River_Rat

The Titans cheerleading squad was able accommodate the one immigrant within their ranks by providing her with the costume of a taxi driver to help her fit in.

#3 - River_Rat

"And next in line, we have our horny little devil Blonde Brandie.  Brandie has returned to the squad after suffering a broken nose when someone placed her favorite adult toy under a glass topped table."

#4 - BuccinGator

Hasbro updates Clue for the more adult crowd.  "I accuse Mrs. White, with the sex toy, under the bleachers."

#5 - D2Moo

So if Peter Pan is really a great looking woman, then Wendy must be a lesbian or just unobservant and Tinkerbell has to be a fairy.  Ok, it all makes sense now.  And the lost boys were just damn lucky to sleep with her.

Theme - Mr. Mo-Chi

If I ever win the Mega Millions, or Power Ball, say hello to my new staff .

1) My Personal Assistant. Plaid looks professional. Plus, I'm not putting my day to day operations in the hands of a blonde.

2) My Chauffer. She'll drive me anywhere I need to go, including crazy, two nights a week.

3) Mrs. Mo-Chi. Yeahhhh. Dream Weaver is still in my head. She looks like that, and I already know up front that she's the devil. Now that's marriage material.

4) My Maid. The job just came with the costume.

5) My Security. She'll need a cool sounding, objectifying, James Bond girl type name, though. Like Ms. Goodrack, or something like that.

November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 8
2. D2Moo - 6
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
3. BuccinGator - 5
4. kmvenne - 3
5. WarpedMind - 2
5. Buuba J - 2
5. Koufax32 - 2
6. reed8992 - 1
6. skinsinsk - 1





Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2010 12:05 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

Movies I somehow missed seeing here in the Midwest.

1.  The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Younger Half Dressed Sister.

2.  Taxi Driver 36-24-36.

3.  Oh God She's a Devil.

4.  Maid in Every Bar Parking Lot in America.

5.  I Am Curious Green: Being Peter Pan



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 9, 2010 11:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

1.  After seeing this young lady, the line to play Watson in the movie "Daughter of Sherlock Holmes" stretched from Hollywood CA to Hollywood FL.

2.  Dang, my cabbies are always some 300 LB guy who hasn't taken a bath in three days or someone who speaks about six words of English and wears too much Brut.  Where in the blazes has she been?  I bet she'd keep everyone's meter running.

3.  If the Devil is that attractive, it's going to make being a Christian male just a bit tougher.

4.  If she really wanted to be realistic in that maid costume, she would be waving Swifters and not pom-poms.

5.  So if Peter Pan is really a great looking woman, then Wendy must be a lesbian or just unobservant and Tinkerbell has to be a fairy.  Ok, it all makes sense now.  And the lost boys were just damn lucky to sleep with her.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: November 9, 2010 2:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

Introducing the 2011 Spring Television Show Lineup:

1. HGTV - Holmes on Homes

2. Discovery Channel - Cash Cab

3. Fox - Hell's Kitchen

4. A&E TV - Hoarders

5. TLC - Little People, Big World



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: November 9, 2010 2:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

Rick Scott's new transition team; to help the Govenor settle in to office

1) Sherock Holmes - Advisor for Forgien Affairs

2) Sunshine Cabos - Advisor on transportation in the back seat 

3) Bell Zoe Babe - Advocate for keeping him abreast of the latest developments

4) GiGi Duster - Advisor for Cleaning up Tallahassee of crock and corruption, except for the Govenor elect.

5) Robin Tigthes - Advisor on Parks and Wetland preservation



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: November 9, 2010 1:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

1.  The only known picture of Sherlock's sister, Mae Crofft.



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: November 9, 2010 1:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cheerleader Tuesday 2/3

Puns for Fun

Picture 1: It's easy to see where the saying "Holmes is where the heart is" came from.

Picture 2: If she has a checkered past call me a cab!

Picture 3: She's definitely showing a devil may care attitude to the fans.

Picture 4: Now there's a maid of honor I would have liked at my honeymoon wedding.

Picture 5: Robin of the "Hood" knows how to steal from that B!*%h and show uswhat she wore!



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