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Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

Posted on: November 15, 2010 10:25 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 11
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
2. D2Moo - 7
3. BuccinGator - 6
4. kmvenne - 5
5. Buuba J - 3
5. skinsinsk - 3
6. WarpedMind - 2
6. Koufax32 - 2
7. ktopp24 - 1
7. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 16, 2010 10:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

Welcome back Peabody!! Always good to see past champions make an appearance every now and again.


#1 - River_Rat

Ok now Mr. Muldoon, just sign this waiver and you will be the new star of Grandpa's Gone Wild.  The women of Shady Acres will be tripping over their colostomy bags trying to get a peek at you.

#2 - kmvenne

Enemies of Spiderman, convinced now they will never get rid of the actual Spiderman, start protesting any conditions that could lead to another Spiderman emerging.

#3 - Mister Peabody

The Mongolian Baseball Team does the ultimate Pete Rose:  not only is he the coach and plays on the team, he is the ONLY player on the team, bets on his own outcome, and voluntarily gets banned from baseball.

#4 - Buuba J

Rainbow coalition soccer league was ban from competion after displaying slanderous posters and hitting opposing fans with their purses.

#5 - WarpedMind

Apparently, not everybody is upset with tighter security measures at U.S. airports.

Theme - River_Rat

Films and Seminars on "Someone's" Texas Agenda

1.  Day 1 Houston. Award winning underground film GILF, Grandpa's .........use your imagination for the rest.

2.  Day 2 Galveston. The informitive seminar on how to present a large and realistic rack for evenings at the drag party.

3.  Day 3 Arlington.  Seminar on comparing nut gathering techniques from baseball teams worldwide.

4.  Day 4 Waco.  Meeting of the Turkish Oiled up Bodybuilding fan club.  (So who is the second alternate judge for this day?)

5.  Day 5 San Antonio.  A visit to Big Alternate Lifestyle Al's shoe emporium.  The only place to find size 14 EE Pumps.


November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 13
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
2. D2Moo - 7
3. BuccinGator - 6
3. kmvenne - 6
4. Buuba J - 4
5. skinsinsk - 3
5. WarpedMind - 3
6. Koufax32 - 2
7. ktopp24 - 1
7. reed8992 - 1
7. Mister Peabody - 1



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2010 8:42 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

3.  Billy Martin knew he had gone to Hell when he was assigned the Mongolian Baseball team and not the Yankees All-Stars.   Or had he?  God only knows.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 15, 2010 8:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

Films and Seminars on "Someone's" Texas Agenda

1.  Day 1 Houston. Award winning underground film GILF, Grandpa's .........use your imagination for the rest.

2.  Day 2 Galveston. The informitive seminar on how to present a large and realistic rack for evenings at the drag party.

3.  Day 3 Arlington.  Seminar on comparing nut gathering techniques from baseball teams worldwide.

4.  Day 4 Waco.  Meeting of the Turkish Oiled up Bodybuilding fan club.  (So who is the second alternate judge for this day?)

5.  Day 5 San Antonio.  A visit to Big Alternate Lifestyle Al's shoe emporium.  The only place to find size 14 EE Pumps.




Just kidding Joe.  Have a good time. 



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: November 15, 2010 8:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

1.  Following up on recent events in the NFL, Michael Strahan demonstrates what it's really like to spit on someone during a football game and hocks a lugey on Terry Bradshaw.

2.  Sorry but if radiation is the cause of large racks as a side effect, let's get ALL these chicks glowing!

3.  The Mongolian Baseball Team does the ultimate Pete Rose:  not only is he the coach and plays on the team, he is the ONLY player on the team, bets on his own outcome, and voluntarily gets banned from baseball.

4.  This must be what Bret The Hitman Harts family reunions must vaguely look like.

5.  Mr. Peabody's fiancee gets word to her family that she's actually marrying that dope and they forcibly make her go under house arrest - complete with ankle tracking bracelet - in order to keep her from going through with this lunacy.


Hi guys!  Long time no see.  Just happened to pop in.  Call it a cameo appearance.  Laughing



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2010 7:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

1.  Lloyd Bridges picked a fine day to quit wearing t-shirts underneath his white dress ones.

2.  Funny, all my investments seem to be radioactive too.  No one wants to touch them.

3.  Mongolian Baseball?  Next thing you know the US will be fielding a competitve soccer team.  Nah, it'll never happen.

4.  Yes sir, my money would be on muscular men with long hair and eagle's heads playing soccer.  Especially when thry have clubs in their hands.

5.  It wasn't quite in the same category of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction, but never the less it was one.  Tripping over your jeans definitely is an embarrasing moment.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2010 5:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

1. . Damn you, Mr. Rogers!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2010 5:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

5. In the world of foot fetishes, is that considered rape?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2010 5:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!


So you'll post the pics on Thursday right? And then go off to your gay film festival? Or do you need to leave early in the morning to get a good spot close to the screen and I'll post the pics?
No worries... I got the VIP pass this year, so I should have plenty of time to post the pics and still get a seat in the first two ro.... I mean, if anybody knows of cool stuff to do in Southwest Texas or the San Antonio area, let me know. I'll be driving from San Antonio to Big Bend National Park along route 10.

Also, what's the deal with these Mexican pirates I've been hearing about? I didn't think the Rio Grande was deep enough for a ship loaded down with cannon. Wait... Do they roll their Arrrrghs?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: November 15, 2010 4:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

1) It's becoming more and more clear that George W Bush will go anywhere, do anything, and talk to anyone to sell his new book.

2) Enemies of Spiderman, convinced now they will never get rid of the actual Spiderman, start protesting any conditions that could lead to another Spiderman emerging.

3) The Mongolian baseball team sounded like a good idea, but the team kept tearing down the outfield wall at every stadium they went to. Old habits die hard...

4) Eagleman posters and a bunch of black and pink? This is either the gayest metal concent ever, or the least gay soccer game ever.

5) The perfect wingman, Chester distracts the girl with stories about walking 5 miles to school while Wilber fakes throwing his back out so he can feel up her feet.



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: November 15, 2010 4:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Wet T-Shirt Contest!

5.  Apparently, not everybody is upset with tighter security measures at U.S. airports.



Well played Warped. Beat me to it.


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