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Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

Posted on: November 18, 2010 12:15 pm
 
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How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 15
2. D2Moo - 9
2. BuccinGator - 9
3. kmvenne - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
5. Buuba J - 4
6. skinsinsk - 3
6. WarpedMind - 3
7. Koufax32 - 2
7. Mister Peabody - 2
8. ktopp24 - 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
8. bluenosecanuck - 1
8. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Comments

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: November 23, 2010 2:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

suuuuuuuuuuure Joe, I come back for Cheerleader Tuesday and OF COURSE you have to pull a Houdini act and disappear!  I won't forget this!  Nay, I shant!  Frown



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 23, 2010 10:01 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

Frown   Sorry guys... Looks like I won't have the time to throw a contest together today. We'll definitely get back on track tomorrow, though. And I should be able to do a special Friday contest to make up for the missed days.





Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 20, 2010 10:54 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

#1 - Buuba J

The Japanese National Flatulance team's top performer, Stinky Hiro, eliminates another would be contender as he works his way thru the competitors by emitting vapors that would knock a Bulldog off a Meat wagon at a hundred yards.

#2 - River_Rat

Whoa!  Hey!  What is she doing with that sword?  I thought we were going to build a fence.  It's not a sword, they are made from aluminium to be more flexible, its called an aluminium foil.  Be careful not to damage your foil, they bend easily, a bent foil will foil your plans to defeat your opponent. If you should have a bent foil you may be incline to cuss, this is known as "Curses, Foiled again".

#3 - WarpedMind

Brad Childress' new career as a hockey ref gets off to an inauspicious start.

#4 - kmvenne

Some people see a skier at the edge of a cliff, but people in Wisconsin see Brett Favre's career right before the final drive of the NFC Championship Game last year.

#5 - D2Moo

A new soprano for the Metropolitan Opera is born.

Theme - BuccinGator

CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Unless Sumo has incorporated WWE style moves, this reeks of a blatant disqualification.

2) Running at your opponent shouting "Banzai!" is general frowned upon in fencing.

3) Using facial expressions to tout your "abilities" as a mind reader.

4) Setting the downhill record on an 80 degree grade slope.

5) Taking out the ump with the tight strike zone all while getting your catcher to play along acting as though "What are you doing?"

November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 16
2. D2Moo - 10
2. BuccinGator - 10
3. kmvenne - 9
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
5. Buuba J - 5
6. WarpedMind - 4
7. skinsinsk - 3
8. Koufax32 - 2
8. Mister Peabody - 2
9. ktopp24 - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
9. bluenosecanuck - 1
9. reed8992 - 1






Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 19, 2010 3:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

I didn't forget guys, just extremely busy at work. I'll get these at some point. Sorry.....



Since: Feb 22, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2010 1:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

5. FOUL BALL!!!   OOPS I MEAN BALL TWO!!!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2010 11:36 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

5) Favre tops off his cheese eating expedition by sampling some roquefort, which he liked to a kick in the crotch.





Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2010 11:32 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

Since ktopp has yet to chime in on the winners...

Brett Favre Eating Cheese While Not Making Fun Of Ktopp:

1) Favre downs some Limburger, causing his VIkings teammates to become nauseous.

2) Favre then eats cheddar sharper than this girl's foil.

3) Favre next samples some cheese from Asia that makes him want to love Jenn Sterger long time.

4) Unfortunately, eating all this cheese had the adverse side effect of gravity having a stronger attraction to Lord Favre.

5) Favre tops off his cheese eating expedition by sampling some roquefort, which he liked to a kick in the crotch.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2010 11:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

Not so good ways to die......

1.  Being dragged around by the hair and then sat on by a 500 pound man in a diaper, who BTW smells of seaweed, fish, and Hello Kitty.

2.  Being made into shish kebob for Hannibal Lecter's consumption.

3.  Dying of boredom, enbarassmant, and loneliness.  Such is the life of a NHL linesman though.

4.  Like the old Gallgaher joke went, ski downhill, try not to.  Ski uphill, now that's a sport.  Right now it looks more 2000 feet straight downhill to a snowy grave.

5.  After being whacked in the groin by a large softball, it only feels like you are dying.  Death would be welcomed at that point.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2010 10:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

#3 - Apparently nobody in this picture knows who George W. Bush is.



Ah, but who's the bigger idiot?  The idiot?  Or the idiots who chose him to lead?




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 18, 2010 8:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

#3 - Apparently nobody in this picture knows who George W. Bush is.


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