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Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

Posted on: November 29, 2010 11:03 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 20
2. BuccinGator - 14
3. D2Moo - 13
4. kmvenne - 9
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
6. Buuba J - 5
7. WarpedMind - 4
7. skinsinsk - 4
8. Koufax32 - 2
8. Mister Peabody - 2
9. ktopp24 - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
9. bluenosecanuck - 1
9. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 30, 2010 10:20 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

YES!!!!!!  I can still catch Rat if I can pull off the miracle 6 point sweep today.   kmvenne said he'd donate any of his points today to me to keep the Rat down.  At least, I think that's what he said.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 30, 2010 9:29 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

#1 - kmvenne

The irony of a Santa 5k to raise funds to fight obesity notwithstanding, this underscores the more troubling trend of having to exert far too much effort to help charity. Why can't they do a lounge around for Haiti? Or an AIDS nap?

#2 - BuccinGator

No wonder the north won the civil war.  They had the Grim Reaper on their side all along.

#3 - River_Rat

This boxing outfit brought to you by the term Gladiator and Trojan.

#4 - D2Moo

Hey, when I said I'll show you mine if you show me yours, I meant alone in my dressing room after everyone has gone.  I didn't mean for you to show me now.

#5 - Buuba J

the Clap On - Clap Off basketball coach. May not win any games but then neither are the Miami Heat and this is a whole lot cheaper.

Theme - BuccinGator

Scenes From Black Friday:

1) The annual race to be the first in line at Best Buy, arriving days before the store opens, sleeping on the ground, and not showering or shaving, just to get your spoiled brat the Ipod they want on sale.

2) The grim reaper claims yet more victims at the local Wal-Mart where shoppers and employees are routinely trampled by people with no manners trying to get a $200 flat screen TV they only have 5 of in stock.

3) The futile search for this year's hottest gift, Turkish Oil Wrestling Ancient Olympic posable action figures.

4) Getting the great idea of having your girlfriend shoplift that perfect gift, only to have her given away by the skin tight leather dress she's wearing.

5) Offering up your prayers to whatever deity you believe in that you'll be able to find the XBOX Kinect on EBAY.
November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 21
2. BuccinGator - 16
3. D2Moo - 14
4. kmvenne - 10
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
6. Buuba J - 6
7. WarpedMind - 4
7. skinsinsk - 4
8. Koufax32 - 2
8. Mister Peabody - 2
9. ktopp24 - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
9. bluenosecanuck - 1
9. reed8992 - 1




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 30, 2010 12:55 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

3. I've got 200 on the lion.

Wow... slowing down for the holidays eh?



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 30, 2010 12:06 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

Five signs it's Christmas Time.

1.  Department Store Santas start running through the mall after shoplifters yelling, "If you don't stop, you'll go on the naughty list forever."

2.  Soccer fans put on their festive green jerseys to honor their team and Christmas trees.  And maybe they're drunk from too much holiday grog as well.

3.  Fighters take bouts against anyone wearing anything in order to earn enough cash to buy the kids a new X-Box.

4.  Everyone admires the breasts, 'er the boughs of Miss Holly.

5.  Your favorite NBA team has already been eliminated from contending for a playoff spot.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 29, 2010 11:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

1.  A bad fake beard, running shoes, and a lean physique.  Yep, that all adds up to Santa Claus in the smug world of runners.

2.  Wait, this can't be F-Troop.  There's no colorful sights and Indian fights where no one takes a 'lickin in this picture.

3.  This was the only way a trainer could think of to protect his fighter from the hard skull of Danny "Headbutter" Jones.

4.  Hey, when I said I'll show you mine if you show me yours, I meant alone in my dressing room after everyone has gone.  I didn't mean for you to show me now.

5.  I see prayer hasn't been banned from the NBA yet.  Heck, that's the only way some teams make it through the season because without it, they don't have a prayer of winning.



Since: Oct 25, 2007
Posted on: November 29, 2010 11:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

Number 4... nice....



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: November 29, 2010 4:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

1) The irony of a Santa 5k to raise funds to fight obesity notwithstanding, this underscores the more troubling trend of having to exert far too much effort to help charity. Why can't they do a lounge around for Haiti? Or an AIDS nap?

2) Once these poor fans figured out civil war reenactments take 3-4 days, fans signs of support turned into signs begging for the end to come soon.

3) When Dashing Cody Rhodes wanted to try boxing, but was afraid of messing up his dashing face, an odd compormise was thought up.

4) "I'm sorry, you're going to have to go. I was hit in the head so much in this fight I think you look hidious."
5) Bryon Scott really gets into it when the PA system plays "Pray" by MC Hammer between possessions.



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: November 29, 2010 2:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

1) That's Nicholas Santos enjoying the lead in the Annual North Pole Marathon. Winner get his or her choice of cookies and milk or a ride on one of santa's Elves.

2) F Troop supporters proudly display there banner in support of the team. Unfotunately the "Reaper's" not the only mascot but an Omen of the teams losing streak!

3) Steve-O takes another jackass challenge and enters the ring in a three rounder with Jorge the Helmet in a no holds barred Gladiator match. Steve-O expected out of the hospital any day now

4) Busty Brenda attempts to "bust" the champ in the mouth after he Wins a ten rounder. The champ was able to avoid the wicked left but almost caught a right to the face.

5) Byron Scott prays for redemption, promising to never again covet another mans contract and thanking God that LeBron is anyewhere else!



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: November 29, 2010 2:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

TOP 5 WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS THIS YEAR!

1) Tickets to the "Gay Santa 10K Run"

2) Tickets to the "Northern Quebec Football Contest" and sitting behind rabid fans enjoying their first, and last game!

3) Invite to a party requesting you bring a trojan only to find out it's a fight and niot a sleep over.

4) The clevage mouth guard holder... Okay maybe not the worst but you you got gloves on so you can't grab it anyway!

5) the Clap On - Clap Off basketball coach. May not win any games but then neither are the Miami Heat and this is a whole lot cheaper.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 29, 2010 1:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

1.  We are coming up toward the end of the New Dad 5K obstacle course.  Here in the final challange the Dad's are dressed as Santa Clause as they must make their way thru a Chucky Cheese without being mobbed by 6 year olds and thrown into the ball pit.

2. The guys from Royer Boys Academy make an appeal to the girls of Saint Mary's for companionship for the weekend.  With one stipulation in the top line, NO Fat Chicks.

3. This boxing outfit brought to you by the term Gladiator and Trojan.

4. Sure, her cleavage is nice, but you should see her box.

5. Remember Byron, to call a time out, one hand must horizontal to the vertical hand.  Otherwise you look like Ktopp pleading with his wife for a little "action".



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