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Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

Posted on: December 1, 2010 12:17 pm
Edited on: December 1, 2010 12:22 pm
 
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Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 2, 2010 4:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

#1 - EagleMtnAirtax

Amazingly, Halle Berry was still voted the worst dressed CatWoman of all time.

#2 - Mister Peabody

Bill Cowher tries to pull a Terry Bradshaw and gets confused on camera - inadvertently picking Michigan State to beat the New Orlean Saints.

#3 - kmvenne

Many people wonder how I have 9 caption titles. One of the secrets of my success is the fact that I am adept at typing out a caption with one hand when photos like this are posted.

#4 - D2Moo

Funny, every conversation from guys who saw this pair started with those two letters.

#5 - kmvenne

I once wrote the exact same thing on my chest at a sporting event, only I added the word blow, and I was at a middle school girls volleyball game. I still think the police had no reason to put the handcuffs on as tightly as they did when escorting me out of the gym.

Theme - kmvenne

Tribute to Leslie Neilson/Lt. Frank Drebin. RIP, you deadpan comedic genius:

1)
Frank : It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane : Goodyear?
Frank : No, the worst.
2)
Lt. Frank Drebin : Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer : He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken : Caucasian?
Jane Spencer : Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin : Awfully big moustache.

3)
Lt. Frank Drebin : Miss, I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, and this is Captain Ed Hocken, Police Squad.
Busty Female Shop Assistant : Is this some kind of bust?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

4)
Lt. Frank Drebin : I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
Ed Hocken : Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!

5)
Frank : It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

December scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 3
2. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
2. Mister Peabody - 1
2. D2Moo - 1



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: December 2, 2010 10:55 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

INFAMOUS CRIME FIGHTERS

1) Blatman & Boobin - Abilities: Frightening little Children and saving Halloween

2) Super Saint Mario - Abilities: Can play football while eating mushrooms

3) Tub Quartet - Abilities: Starting fires then quenching them and leaving their victims smoulder

4) Ummm & Meee - Abilities: Ensuring Tailgaters get to choose their favorites

5) Captian Freeze & Iceman - Abilities: Absorbing others body heat




Since: Jan 16, 2010
Posted on: December 2, 2010 8:15 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

picture #1 she came as Betty Crocker check  out the rolls. Picture #2 Peyton Manning its tough getting old my forehead is sagging. Picture #3 check them out they do float. Picture #4 my sunglasses are bigger then her boobs. Picture #5 the guy in the wool hat is thinking 3 million sperms an this is the one got thru



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2010 11:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

1.  Batman and his bride, Spandex and Leather Girl, in their childbearing years.  Of course the male looks fine.  After three kids and having to spend all day in the Bat-Cave caring for them instead of working out, the Girl ends up with a few extra pounds and unwanted saddlebag thighs.

2.  And this is something we should actually care about......

3.  When five year old Timmy said this would be the breastest hockey game he would ever go to, little did he know how right his lisp would make him.  Dad was doubly impressed and promised to bring Timmy back often.

4.  Funny, every conversation from guys who saw this pair started with those two letters.

5.  Sorry dude, no shirt, no brains, no job.  Funny how that works in the real world.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 1, 2010 10:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

1.  Super villans are taking note that a weakness has been found with Batman, it's Bat-ho with the enormous Bat-toe.

3.  I told you the great one Wayne Gretzky had a sister, she is known as having the Great Ones.

4.  So who will show of on the left side?  Heather with the Y on her stomach, or Vince Young with the B painted on his. 



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: December 1, 2010 7:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

1. Amazingly, Halle Berry was still voted the worst dressed CatWoman of all time.

3. Phoenix Coyotes management floats a new idea for increasing attendance at home games.




Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: December 1, 2010 4:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

4) Certainly, 2 fine students who are firmly dedicated to earning their M.R.S. degree!



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2010 4:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

3.  "There's no way you're gonna convince me those are real, eh?"
     "Back off, hoserette.  Everyone knows 36C American is 38DD Canadian."



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: December 1, 2010 3:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

1) Judging by the costumes, I never knew that Batman and the Penguin were so "chummy".

2) Every great dynamic duo always adds a third to the group, eventually. Batman and Robin brought in Batgirl. Now, Mario and Luigi brought in their newest helper....Leno?

3) Maybe, Bettman isn't so bad. In the latest effort to prevent more head injuries, teams will now be installing airbags around the boards.

4) "The U"....... Once, and still, used by players from Miami as a nickname for where they went to school. Now, after 2 more shots of tequila, it becomes the answer to "Where do you want it?"

5) .......because hypothermia's not paying the bills.


Not even going to attempt a theme, when there's a tribute to Leslie Nielsen out there already!!





Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2010 3:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Two Girls and a Hot Tub!

Movie Poster Tag Lines

1. BATMAN 4

    Bigger and Blacker


2. SUPER MARIO II

    This time it'll be funny!

3. SLAP SHOT 2

    Keep Your Sticks On The Ice

4. SPRING BREAK 5

    Get Sand In You're Crack

5. RUDY 2
 
    The Adult Years


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