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Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

Posted on: December 6, 2010 12:07 pm
 
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December scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 3
2. BuccinGator - 2
2. Mister Peabody - 2
2. D2Moo - 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
3. River_Rat - 1
3. WarpedMind - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 7, 2010 11:51 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

Joe:
While I was in the executive bathroom in your office this morning (by the way, you're out of TP), I came up with a brainstorm. Why do we always let your captions go by the wayside? Sometimes, you come up with some great ones that have me rolling. Especially yesterday's 2 beauty's you had. So, I came up with "JOE POINTS". I know that you won't let me include them in the standings (even though you should) so I will just list them below the normal standings for you. Anybody have any objections? Didn't think so.
If this is your way of trying to make me post more... well... it might work. Wink



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 7, 2010 11:16 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

Joe:
While I was in the executive bathroom in your office this morning (by the way, you're out of TP), I came up with a brainstorm. Why do we always let your captions go by the wayside? Sometimes, you come up with some great ones that have me rolling. Especially yesterday's 2 beauty's you had. So, I came up with "JOE POINTS". I know that you won't let me include them in the standings (even though you should) so I will just list them below the normal standings for you. Anybody have any objections? Didn't think so.


#1 - Buuba J

Once again we are at the Nas-Sleigh 400 and the Point leader Jesus of Nazereath is second behind Santos Clause. It's elf power versus King of the Jews in what promises to be an exciting finish if Jesus can part the traffic he has a real change to win this one.

#2 - BuccinGator

A scene from the soon to Broadway sure fire Tony winning musical, Chile Mine That Ore.

** JOE POINT **

The annual Blood's vs. Crypts Bake Off is not only a source for hilarious fun and hijinks, it's a rare moment emotional bonding and reflection in an otherwise harsh existence.

#3 - Mr. Mo-Chi

Just because it's the Mystery Machine, doesn't mean that a van can miraculously serve as a 60 passenger bus!

#4 - kmvenne

In retrospect, the Bucs regret holding "Only come if you honestly believe Josh Freeman is a good quarterback" day.

#5 - Mr. Mo-Chi

Suprisingly, nowhwere in the NFL rulebook does it say that you can't use smoke when you want to set up a screen.

** JOE POINT **

It's not exactly subtle, but if you need to get ahold of Clay Aiken in a hurry, popping pink smoke is really the only way to go. It's kinda like the bat signal.

Theme - BuccinGator

Buc's Ode To The Worst Of The Christmas Season:

1) "We'd walk uphill in the snow
    10 miles back in my day."
    But this gift is not much better
    to get your butt to Black Friday

2) A couple tickets to the opera
    Is guaranteed to inspire hate
    From those of your friends
    Who are ouvertly straight

3) While a Lexus or Beemer
    In the driveway would be awful nifty
    It'd be far too compact
    To carry your family of fifty

4) In favor of his offense's execution
    Was a famous gem that he'd say
    But sadly it was just family and friends
    Who showed up to honor John McKay

5) In honor of the commercialization
    That plagues our stores today
    Tomorrow marks the day you will see
    The first Valentine's Day display

December scoreboard
1. kmvenne - 4
1. BuccinGator - 4
2. Mister Peabody - 2
2. D2Moo - 2
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
3. River_Rat - 1
3. WarpedMind - 1
3. Buuba J - 1

JOE POINTS - 2



Since: Jan 28, 2008
Posted on: December 7, 2010 9:04 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

COMBINE 4 AND 5

TAMPA FANS SEARCHING FOR MIKE DITKA THRU THE SMOKE.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 7, 2010 1:32 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

Theme  (warning: theme may be "gay")

1.  Suburban Gay

2.  African Chalk Wrestling Gay

3.  Haitian Party Bus Gay

4.  Ben Gay

5.  Rip Torn without the Sparkles Gay



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 7, 2010 12:37 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

5. It's not exactly subtle, but if you need to get ahold of Clay Aiken in a hurry, popping pink smoke is really the only way to go. It's kinda like the bat signal.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 6, 2010 11:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

1.  Sorry Santa.  Six illegitimate offspring of the Energizer bunny is still no match for 8 tiny reindeer and Rudolph.

2.  Lebron's powder tossing bit gets out of hand at a high school wrestling tourney.

3.  Just another typical day commuting to work.  Overcrowed mass transit, dark skies at 6:30 AM, and drunken men in sports bras strutting their stuff.

4.  Some of those early Buc's games were so sparsely attended, it was faster for the fans in attendence to introduce themselves to the players before the game instead of the normal other way around.

5.  Despite a clever smoke screen at Monday's practice, losing 17 of his last 22 games sealed Broncos coach Josh McDaniels fate. 


   




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 6, 2010 9:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

5.  The secret to the Raider's quasi-successful season (so far) is revealed when Josh McDaniels gets secret footage of Al Davis blinding opponents with explosive cherry Kool Aid packets during time outs and intermissions.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 6, 2010 9:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

4.  Taking a page out of Donovan McNabb's playbook, these two guys refused to recognize that the game ended at regulation.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 6, 2010 9:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

3.  In Philly, this is what the typical bandwagon looks like - that is until Vick and co. fail to reach the Superbowl, everyone falls off, and the wagon is left on blocks with the wheels missing.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 6, 2010 9:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sleigh!

2.  "Dude you shoulda told me you were going to go shirtless, wear a red bandana, and throw flour all over yourself!  Now we just look like idiots!"


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