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Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

Posted on: December 9, 2010 11:51 am
Edited on: December 9, 2010 3:54 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 8
2. kmvenne - 7
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
4. Mister Peabody - 2
4. D2Moo - 2
5. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
5. River_Rat - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. bluenosecanuck -1
5. Buuba J - 1

JOE POINTS - 2


How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2010 2:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

Jellydonut
1)  Bumble Bee:  Hey dad, this "Bumble's Bee" Car Wash Theme is cute 'n all, but hasn't gotten us a single customer all day.
Dad:  Shut up and keep buzzing, we already tried you in a bikini and you know how well that worked.

kmvenne
2) Will someone just give this walrus from the interent his bucket back already? I got tired of this meme 3 years ago...

BuccinGator
3) Quick, 3 guesses to where this picture was taken, and the first two don't count.  Here's a hint, it is home to Joe's favorite NFL team (among other things, I guess).

Mr. Mo-Chi
4) Now I feel bad for stereotyping strippers as the only people who wear knee high socks and daisy dukes while crying on the floor after a day's work. My bad.

kmvenne
5) This holiday season, are you looking to give your special lady friend/gay lover that most special of gifts, but stuck with scissors? Thankfully, now, there is the **** in a box hole cutter! Hi, I'm Matt Schaffer, inventor of the **** in a box hole cutter! And make no mistake, the **** in a box hole cutter can cut much more then boxes! The bottom of your movie popcorn tub? Holes in rest station bathrooms? The toughest of chasity belts? Yes, the **** in a box hole cutter can help you shove your manhood wherever you see fit!


BuccinGator
You Might Be A Redneck If ...:

1) ... your version of Transformers involves Optimus Prime being a double wide instead of a semi.
2) ... you mowwed your local soccer pitch and discovered a broken down Dodge Charger.
3) ... your bridesmaid proudly has more chest hair than you do.
4) ... your idea of a good time is chucking Gatorade off the Empire State Building and seeing what you can hit below.
5) ... you carry a designer, personalized can for your chewing tabbacky.

December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 10
2. kmvenne - 9
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
4. Mister Peabody - 2
4. D2Moo - 2
5. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
5. River_Rat - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. Jellydonut - 1
5. bluenosecanuck -1
5. Buuba J - 1

JOE POINTS - 2



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2010 2:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

Well, maybe 2 or 3 bits...
I've been known to roll in 8-Bit, actually.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2010 12:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

Scores coming in a bit...


Well, maybe 2 or 3 bits...





Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2010 11:01 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

Scores coming in a bit...



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2010 7:35 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

2.  Goldgas?  Finally someone admits the true price of gasoline.  It's expensive as gold.



Ohhh!  Owwwwwwww!!!!  My toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Think if I sent the podiatrist bill to D2Moo in Lees Summit it will get to you, my friend? Tongue out




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 11:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

1.  Bob thought the bee costume would be fun.  His kids loved it.  So as he worked on theparty decorations he heard a sound.  Looking up, the last thing he saw was 300,000 angry bees headed right for him.  Turns out he dressed up as the wrong species for the area he lived in and the local bee colonies just did what came naturally and attacked the intruder to their territory.  Bob's funeral is tomorrow.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 11:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

2.  Goldgas?  Finally someone admits the true price of gasoline.  It's expensive as gold.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2010 7:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

I'll be out of town from Dec 23 to Jan 1, so we're in for a short month either way

Oh snap! I gotta get off my butt now...running out of time to win December for the 3rd straight year. Would be cool to win #1 and #10 both in December, 25 months apart (HINT HINT) (I AM SHAMELESS).
1) This undercover cop is about to learn the hard way that telling Beeman to put his hands on the hood of his car does nothing to reduce the danger of the stinger.

2) Will someone just give this walrus from the interent his bucket back already? I got tired of this meme 3 years ago...

3) Excited Knicks fans right now want to have Amar'e's babies. I mean like, REALLY want to have Amar'e's babies.

4) The big problem with winning the world cup stacking championships is the complete and encompassing shame that hits you just after becoming the world's greatest cup stacker.

5) This holiday season, are you looking to give your special lady friend/gay lover that most special of gifts, but suck with scissors? Thankfully, now, there is the **** in a box hole cutter! Hi, I'm Matt Schaffer, inventor of the **** in a box hole cutter! And make no mistake, the **** in a box hole cutter can cut much more then boxes! The bottom of your movie popcorn tub? Holes in rest station bathrooms? The toughest of chasity belts? Yes, the **** in a box hole cutter can help you shove your manhood wherever you see fit!



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 5:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

3)  If I told you that was a beautiful wedding dress but you didn't fill it out very well would that consititute sexual harrassment? 

1)  Bumble Bee:  Hey dad, this "Bumble's Bee" Car Wash Theme is cute 'n all, but hasn't gotten us a single customer all day. 

      Dad:  Shut up and keep buzzing, we already tried you in a bikini and you know how well that worked.

 

4)  Ugh, now they tell me I was suppose to stack playing cards.

5)  They say if you put it in sideways it feels the best.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 5:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

1) Let me guess.  The Green Hornet's arch nemesis?

2) To comply with truth in advertising laws, BP if forced to change their name to goldgas.

3) This marked the first wedding where guests faced away from the aisle as the bride made "her" march, either due to hysteria, or nausea.

3) Quick, 3 guesses to where this picture was taken, and the first two don't count.  Here's a hint, it is home to Joe's favorite NFL team (among other things, I guess).

4) You might think it was the running up all those stairs, or looking over the edge that has Johnathan Decker here feeling queasy, but it is actually drinking the 51 missing cups of Gatorade that's the problem.

5) "Hi, cbssports.com community icon ktopp24 here.  Have you ever had those moments where adoring people have stopped you for your photograph, but the lighting is just playing havoc with your complexion?  I know I have!  Well, worry no more.  For those moments your caught without the cbssports.com makeup department to make you handsome enough for the internet, may I introduce the all new Ktopp Kompact!"


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