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Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

Posted on: December 9, 2010 11:51 am
Edited on: December 9, 2010 3:54 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 8
2. kmvenne - 7
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 6
4. Mister Peabody - 2
4. D2Moo - 2
5. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
5. River_Rat - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. bluenosecanuck -1
5. Buuba J - 1

JOE POINTS - 2


How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 5:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

You Might Be A Redneck If ...:

1) ... your version of Transformers involves Optimus Prime being a double wide instead of a semi.

2) ... you mowwed your local soccer pitch and discovered a broken down Dodge Charger.

3) ... your bridesmaid proudly has more chest hair than you do.

4) ... your idea of a good time is chucking Gatorade off the Empire State Building and seeing what you can hit below.

5) ... you carry a designer, personalized can for your chewing tabbacky.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 5:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

5.  "So in conclusion, junior executives need to aim high if they want to move up the ladder.  Remember: always ask for more than you want or expect; the worst the other person can do is say no.  This hockey puck is a perfect example of what I mean: it wasn't all that long ago when I was a little boy going to Boston Bruins games and accomplishing little besides an occasional appearance in a photo caption contest...  Now look at me."



Damn, Warpy beat me to it.  He probably did it with a little more pinache, anyways.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 4:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

1. Struggling for work after the decline of Blind Melon, Bee Girl looks for work wherever she can; eventually landing with a short scene as a backup dancer in Juvenile's Back That Ass Up .



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 4:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

5. Look! I stole your gas cap!



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 4:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

1.  This bee has a bad memory.  Super Bee's were Dodge/Plymouth products, not Chevrolet.

2.  Walruses need coaches?

3.  These guys took the "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride" sports metaphor to heart and decided it was time for all of them to "be the bride".

4.  I'm so thirsty.  Why did they put out the flavor of Gatorade I absolutely hate?  Guess I'll just sit here and suffer.  I'm so thirsty.

5.  The kid from yesterday, 30 years later, finally gets his puck.  He's darn proud of it too. 



Since: Feb 22, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 4:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

1. I think I just pissed myself

2. I think I just pissed myself

3. I think I just pissed myself

4. I think I just pissed myself

5. New from Roncocorp. The Piss Detector!!!  No more wondering if you just pissed yourself!  Just place in your underwear and at the first sign on piss the alarm will notify you if you have indeed pissed yourself!!!   Only $19.99!!!   .... But wait if you pay for the extra shipping and handling you can get not one but two more Piss Detectors for FREE.  (S&H is $19.99 per unit, no refunds or returns)



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 3:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

5. Look! I found a sewer grate from Smurf Village!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 3:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

5. Look! I found a broken wiffle ball!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 3:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!


And just to forewarn you, I have a chance to go to the Rose Bowl this year. And if I do get to go, I will be gone the whole week of the 27th and January 3rd and 4th. So you might have to cover me for those days.
Hope you get to go... And definitely don't worry about it. I'll be out of town from Dec 23 to Jan 1, so we're in for a short month either way. Laughing



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2010 1:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Catch a Buzz!

4.  (sob) "I can't believe I got dumped at the altar.  By a man...  With a hairy chest...  At the trailer park..."

5.  "So in conclusion, junior executives need to aim high if they want to move up the ladder.  Remember: always ask for more than you want or expect; the worst the other person can do is say no.  This hockey puck is a perfect example of what I mean: it wasn't all that long ago when I was a little boy going to Boston Bruins games and accomplishing little besides an occasional appearance in a photo caption contest...  Now look at me."


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